Sing along children!

I wanted to compo this...
*edit* the timing was damn tough, not perfect i know.
*edit2* Forgive all the terrible mistakes, i had to knock this bastard out in my lunch break!
*edit3* Ah bollocks to it, the rules of the compo are being twisted left right and centre im entering it...

From the Kids' Anti-drug Posters challenge. See all 290 entries (closed)

( op op op op op largely very dangerouse, Fri 30 Mar 2007, 12:15, archived)

hahaha!

( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Fri 30 Mar 2007, 12:16, archived)

why didn't you?

( Griffy Savalas Become her drillosaur, Fri 30 Mar 2007, 12:16, archived)

why bother?
It's good as it is, why lump it in with something to do with 8 year olds drawing ability?
( HappyToast sorted on, Fri 30 Mar 2007, 12:17, archived)

hahahah
james in my class was hounded by that music, HOUNDED
( mictoboy, Fri 30 Mar 2007, 12:17, archived)

Hahaha
(heroin, not heroine)
( in vino veritas, Fri 30 Mar 2007, 12:17, archived)

god you are such a perfeckti- perfectoin- ASS!
=)
( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Fri 30 Mar 2007, 12:18, archived)

I have a perfect arse?
Why, thank you!
( in vino veritas, Fri 30 Mar 2007, 12:20, archived)

its taken me ages to work up the courage to tell you mable....
*grabs*
( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Fri 30 Mar 2007, 12:21, archived)

Hahahaha
Your missus was right!
( in vino veritas, Fri 30 Mar 2007, 12:22, archived)

oh crap!!!
*fumbles for delete button*
( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Fri 30 Mar 2007, 12:23, archived)

*SCREENSHOTS*

( Keyboard Weasel, Fri 30 Mar 2007, 12:24, archived)

NNNOOOOO!!
you see i couldn't get the wife on here coz you'd all get me in trouble!
( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Fri 30 Mar 2007, 12:24, archived)

We'd be perfectly well behaved!
*grins evilly*
( in vino veritas, Fri 30 Mar 2007, 12:25, archived)

then i'll never go to a full bash!!!

( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Fri 30 Mar 2007, 12:26, archived)

Some people collect stamps
I blackmail
( Keyboard Weasel, Fri 30 Mar 2007, 12:26, archived)

*gets scissors*
*cuts basket off lacrosse wand*
( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Fri 30 Mar 2007, 12:28, archived)

edit your posts above
to make them all look silly

problem solved :)
( mictoboy, Fri 30 Mar 2007, 12:29, archived)

its too late!!! she knows!!
you know what its like to be married don't you?
i can't go home tonight now.....
( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Fri 30 Mar 2007, 12:31, archived)

no, he means you have a perfect donkey
i think they come free with cups of tea
( plentyofants can't start a fire without a spork, Fri 30 Mar 2007, 12:22, archived)

Yeah
sounds more likely, to be fair :)
( in vino veritas, Fri 30 Mar 2007, 12:23, archived)

HEEHAW!
down boy!
( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Fri 30 Mar 2007, 12:23, archived)

Must have drank a lot of tea
Maybe they're like chocabos.
You need to breed 2 great donkeys to get a perfect one.

or something
( Keyboard Weasel, Fri 30 Mar 2007, 12:23, archived)

no, it's coffee for asses.

( god save the queen hardly ever original, Fri 30 Mar 2007, 12:23, archived)

Asscoffee???
There's a perversion that sounds interesting!!!
( Aenesis, Fri 30 Mar 2007, 12:35, archived)

prince charles is fond:
observer.guardian.co.uk/uk_news/story/0,6903,1248282,00.html
( plentyofants can't start a fire without a spork, Fri 30 Mar 2007, 12:44, archived)

hahahaha
i spotted that too :D
( mutster101 is not the new Doctor Who, Fri 30 Mar 2007, 12:20, archived)

Is it worth correcting it?
yay or nay?
( op op op op op largely very dangerouse, Fri 30 Mar 2007, 12:24, archived)

Nah
leave it :)
( in vino veritas, Fri 30 Mar 2007, 12:26, archived)

I like chasing scores of heroines.

( Count Vanderhoff trying to learn tattyshop, Fri 30 Mar 2007, 12:18, archived)

you are a villain
aicmfp
( gravytrain, Fri 30 Mar 2007, 12:18, archived)

He probably has a moustache that he twirls evilly

( in vino veritas, Fri 30 Mar 2007, 12:21, archived)

*ties to railway track*

*rubs hands together cackling evilly*
( Count Vanderhoff trying to learn tattyshop, Fri 30 Mar 2007, 12:23, archived)

I shall not fear
Dave the Hat will save me!
( in vino veritas, Fri 30 Mar 2007, 12:24, archived)

Dave The Hat is caught in the pun trap! there's no way he can rescue you now!
mwahahahahaha!
( Count Vanderhoff trying to learn tattyshop, Fri 30 Mar 2007, 12:25, archived)

*swings down out of the sky on a rope that may not be attached to anything and bops the Count with a baseball bat*
Now, I just have to get these ropes undone in time.
( mutster101 is not the new Doctor Who, Fri 30 Mar 2007, 12:27, archived)

My hero!

( in vino veritas, Fri 30 Mar 2007, 12:27, archived)

*takes advantage*

( mutster101 is not the new Doctor Who, Fri 30 Mar 2007, 12:32, archived)

you'll never make it!
*nurses comedy bump on head*
( Count Vanderhoff trying to learn tattyshop, Fri 30 Mar 2007, 12:30, archived)

Oh no!
*struggles against ropes*

and the express train is due any minute!

*faints away*
( in vino veritas, Fri 30 Mar 2007, 12:27, archived)

*manages to get the ankles untied*
OMG... did I leave the gas on?

*is paralysed with doubt*
( mutster101 is not the new Doctor Who, Fri 30 Mar 2007, 12:29, archived)

*re-ties ankles*
this is far too easy...
( Count Vanderhoff trying to learn tattyshop, Fri 30 Mar 2007, 12:32, archived)

YOU FIEND!
*bops with baseball bat again*

*draws lightsabre and cuts through ropes*

*whisks IVV off to a seedy motel*
( mutster101 is not the new Doctor Who, Fri 30 Mar 2007, 12:35, archived)

*small birds fly round head*
curses! foiled again!

*shakes fist*
( Count Vanderhoff trying to learn tattyshop, Fri 30 Mar 2007, 12:36, archived)

*mutley laughs*

( Keyboard Weasel, Fri 30 Mar 2007, 12:38, archived)

*looses control of racecar*
*crashes into train*
*flies out of car and lands on Count Vanderhoff*
*accidentally saves the day*

*edit*
*looks around*
Hmm, I'm a bit late
( Keyboard Weasel, Fri 30 Mar 2007, 12:29, archived)

it's an alternate universe!
*head asplodes*
( Count Vanderhoff trying to learn tattyshop, Fri 30 Mar 2007, 12:31, archived)

To hell with this, We can still win the race!
*gestures to backup car thats hidden behind a rock*
( Keyboard Weasel, Fri 30 Mar 2007, 12:33, archived)

he's in an alley pissed on special brew...

( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Fri 30 Mar 2007, 12:25, archived)

please provide photographic evidence

( Count Vanderhoff trying to learn tattyshop, Fri 30 Mar 2007, 12:37, archived)

he has a villainous sounding name

( plentyofants can't start a fire without a spork, Fri 30 Mar 2007, 12:23, archived)

haha
that made me smile.

but I'm calling the apostrophe police nonetheless
( drbroon a poor wee monkey stole his face, Fri 30 Mar 2007, 12:18, archived)

i like this post that you have made on the website www.b3ta.com
please accept my congratulations
( gravytrain, Fri 30 Mar 2007, 12:18, archived)

nicely done
woo
( HappyToast sorted on, Fri 30 Mar 2007, 12:19, archived)

compo it
and woo!
( DavyBoyInGravyJoy Grey Goose Vodka on Ice, nothing finer, Fri 30 Mar 2007, 12:49, archived)