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[challenge entry] because ugly fat birds need skincare too.

From the If Ads Told The Truth challenge. See all 454 entries (closed)

(Hericane a magical darkness lingers here, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 13:58, archived)
# hahaha





*bokes*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 13:59, archived)
# haha
true.

the poster campaign with the tick boxes was abused so very quickly on the underground.
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 13:59, archived)
# No surprise there then =)
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 14:00, archived)
# Haha, oh my.
Nice y-frontage =D
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 14:00, archived)
#
n t
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 14:14, archived)
# I watched NMTB with Vanessa on last night
how I laughed at her misfortune.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 14:00, archived)
# ooh
missed it.
I always seem to.
(Hericane a magical darkness lingers here, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 14:01, archived)
# I watched it on alluc.org
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 14:02, archived)
# will check it out
.
(Hericane a magical darkness lingers here, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 14:05, archived)
# it will ruin any chance of you getting any work done ever again
:D Huzzah!
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 14:07, archived)
# She was on never mind the full stops last night.
Love that show.

Hate the fucking numpty that presents it. Loves the sound of his own voice far too much.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 14:04, archived)
# Perfect replacement for Lamar then
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 14:05, archived)
# No, that's never mind the buzzcocks.
Different program. Hence the different words in the title.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 14:06, archived)
# if you wasn't so subtle....
=D
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 14:06, archived)
# I'm subtle like a big walrus
scraping his grimy tusk along his walrussy wife's teat
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 14:09, archived)
# *imagines*
you win this round captain......
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 14:10, archived)
# Whilst Dancing on the sealion?
(Workshy Fop More Workshy than Fop, to be honest, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 14:10, archived)
# Lionel Ritfish?
Couldn't think of any actual fish type things, sorry.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 14:13, archived)
# Pfft!
And mmmnnnnng

Also, yes he IS annoying
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 14:07, archived)
# So what dress size do you consider the start of being fat?
Seriously, I'd love to know.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 14:00, archived)
# anything above zero
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 14:01, archived)
# i do love that the argument against size zero models can be in the same paper as an article whinging about obesity
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 14:09, archived)
# AUTOBOTS CONFORM!
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 14:14, archived)
# Fucking This ^^
basically

:/
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 14:07, archived)
# I think we're all too scared to answer.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 14:10, archived)
# hehe
quite right too ... one wrong word and I'll bloody sit* on yer ;)

*and that's some powerful sit I can tell you!
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 14:12, archived)
# *first in queue*
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 14:14, archived)
# *sits*
*WHA-DUMFFFFFFFF!!*

hmmm .... oddly shaped chair ...

*shrugs*
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 14:19, archived)
# *wriggles*
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 14:22, archived)
# i think you're phat
*huggles*
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 14:09, archived)
# I'm da bomb, yo.
If I were thinner, my tits would be smaller. Nuff said.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 14:12, archived)
# and who would want that to happen?!
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 14:13, archived)
# Its all relative
I'd much rather be with someone who was happy and comfortable with their size than someone who was thin and miserable - that goes for friends in general too.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 14:11, archived)
# I like women with curves. Womanly curves.
*fwaps self to sleep*
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 14:12, archived)
# *crawls into mug's bed ~ snuggles*
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 14:14, archived)
# haha! you need better moobs if you want to get in to bed with me sonny!
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 14:15, archived)
# true, very true
curves are what makes a woman
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 14:14, archived)
# Vaginas help.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 14:15, archived)
# *licks*
tastes like prawn...
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 14:19, archived)
# can your vagina help?
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 14:19, archived)
# It's very busy, have you got an appointment?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 14:21, archived)
# i thought i could just pop in
*goes away disappointed*
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 14:24, archived)
# We need references!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 14:27, archived)
# of course I do
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 14:36, archived)
# For some ungodly reason
This just made me think of a cute cartoon twat doing the washing up
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 14:20, archived)
# depends on what you need help with
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 14:20, archived)
# When there's too much for them to carry
and there's bulging in the wrong places.
(I helped save b3ta! Cadmus has teh uplikn coeds at, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 14:17, archived)
# cripes!
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 14:02, archived)
# wouldn't, would, wouldn't, would
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 14:02, archived)
# LIES!!!
You'd do 'em all - together!
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 14:04, archived)
# cor what a mans man!!
teach me your secrets!!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 14:05, archived)
# beginning to feel ill
!
(Hericane a magical darkness lingers here, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 14:06, archived)
# if they'd have me!!
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 14:07, archived)
# I can get you in with the black bird and Feltz
the other two like em BIG
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 14:08, archived)
# ok - i'll just take Feltz. Don't like the look of the teeth on the other one
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 14:09, archived)
# double bagger
5) Profit
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 14:11, archived)
# hahaha *high fives*
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 14:12, archived)
# Am I the only one who doesn't get this?
I mean, the girls in the ad aren't fat.

And they aren't hideous either.

I think the dove adverts are getting a bit self satisfied and condescending - is that what you were going for?
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 14:06, archived)
# yes, that's right, dear.
(Hericane a magical darkness lingers here, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 14:09, archived)
# arf
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 14:11, archived)
# Hericane
Haha!
(Dingo21 killing hippos on, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 14:19, archived)