ad compo quickie...
sorry.

From the If Ads Told The Truth challenge. See all 457 entries (closed)

(saaaaaaausage you say?, Wed 11 Apr 2007, 12:52, archived)

Arf!

( Mrs Trellis has her two Misses Trellises at home :), Wed 11 Apr 2007, 12:53, archived)

Or spang

(Abuscruffy, Wed 11 Apr 2007, 12:54, archived)

Spang is betterer
than a public goatse
( Dabooka_ has changed his name on, Wed 11 Apr 2007, 12:56, archived)

there you go...

(saaaaaaausage you say?, Wed 11 Apr 2007, 13:01, archived)

Woo!
That should be a disclaimer on all the shirts!
( Dabooka_ has changed his name on, Wed 11 Apr 2007, 13:06, archived)

I like your username
and wish to enquire - do you often goatse at people on the street?
( in vino veritas, Wed 11 Apr 2007, 12:56, archived)

I also wondered this
I also wondered why he was ginger joe a second ago
( Mrs Trellis has her two Misses Trellises at home :), Wed 11 Apr 2007, 12:57, archived)

Food Drinking that man
I had only subliminally spotted that
( bilbobaileybarneybobs @bilbobarneybobs- tweet tweet!, Wed 11 Apr 2007, 12:58, archived)

Photographic memory
Sometimes a curse, sometimes a boon. Mostly assisting perversion.
( Mrs Trellis has her two Misses Trellises at home :), Wed 11 Apr 2007, 13:00, archived)

you and your whips
pervert.
( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Wed 11 Apr 2007, 13:01, archived)

I never mentioned whips
But now you bring it up....
( Mrs Trellis has her two Misses Trellises at home :), Wed 11 Apr 2007, 13:05, archived)

got bored
of joe. time for a change.
(saaaaaaausage you say?, Wed 11 Apr 2007, 12:58, archived)

How you be bored of Joe time?
I'm thoroughly offended.
( Joe Scaramanga Nothin's gonna stop me gettin' to the Caymans, Wed 11 Apr 2007, 13:00, archived)

It's alright for you
You're mostly called Alan...
( in vino veritas, Wed 11 Apr 2007, 13:01, archived)

sshhh....
don't let on my secret identity
( Joe Scaramanga Nothin's gonna stop me gettin' to the Caymans, Wed 11 Apr 2007, 13:17, archived)

Only when they're wearing Furtive Shirts
of course
( bilbobaileybarneybobs @bilbobarneybobs- tweet tweet!, Wed 11 Apr 2007, 12:57, archived)

not really...
but if people wore more b3tard tshirts i may...
(saaaaaaausage you say?, Wed 11 Apr 2007, 12:58, archived)

Is it off Ink and Incapability...
the Black Adder III episode?
( Dabooka_ has changed his name on, Wed 11 Apr 2007, 12:58, archived)

wow
thats some knowledge.
(saaaaaaausage you say?, Wed 11 Apr 2007, 12:59, archived)

Had a bird once and all we did was shag and watch Black Adder videos
Both were good.
( Dabooka_ has changed his name on, Wed 11 Apr 2007, 13:05, archived)

I thought that
Once upon a time there was a lovely little sausage called B- sausage? Saaaaaaaaaausaaaaaaaaaaage? Oh, blast your eyes!
( Mrs Trellis has her two Misses Trellises at home :), Wed 11 Apr 2007, 12:59, archived)

like you do.....

( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Wed 11 Apr 2007, 12:59, archived)

*Goatses*

(Goatse not a comedy account, Wed 11 Apr 2007, 13:00, archived)