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# NEW IMAGE CHALLENGE - NOW ONLINE


9/11 Conspiracy Theories. Imagine you're a crackpot conspiracy theorist. You must have some far-fetched opinion of what really happened on 9/11. Please share it with us using Photoshop's black magic.
(I helped save b3ta! Fraser has joined the Moomins., Wed 18 Apr 2007, 21:01, archived)
# oh god, it's bad enough on /links and now /board
*gets in piper cub and flies it into nearest Tesco*

No one has to 'imagine' a crackpot 9/11 conspiracy theorist, just visit /links regularly

still, fingers crossed this turns out ok :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 18 Apr 2007, 21:02, archived)
# Great
While you are there, ask them where my fucking delivery is.
(I helped save b3ta! edz314 smelled the glove on, Wed 18 Apr 2007, 21:03, archived)
# We're very busy at the moment
And HDN are paranoid arseholes




yes, i do work for tesco direct...
(Canazza is mostly listening to Yes, Wed 18 Apr 2007, 21:07, archived)
# Fraser you cunt!


/Prodigy69
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 18 Apr 2007, 21:02, archived)
# Hiya!
(I helped save b3ta! Fraser has joined the Moomins., Wed 18 Apr 2007, 21:02, archived)
# hahah
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 18 Apr 2007, 21:03, archived)
# ^ this
plus

(I helped save b3ta! rollingcabbage is still alive, Wed 18 Apr 2007, 21:04, archived)
# Yay! Thanks!
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 18 Apr 2007, 21:09, archived)
# Happy b3taday!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 18 Apr 2007, 21:23, archived)
# Worst compo ever!

/Mictoboy
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 18 Apr 2007, 21:03, archived)
# far from it
but it is shit

:D
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 18 Apr 2007, 21:04, archived)
# Can I draw a Car?

/Davew27
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 18 Apr 2007, 21:03, archived)
# Remove my username, or I'll sue you
(I helped save b3ta! davew27 hevosen kuva!, Wed 18 Apr 2007, 21:04, archived)
# you gonna dress him up as a girl and call him sue?
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 18 Apr 2007, 21:07, archived)
# ZOMG A CAR DROVE INTO THE TWIN TOWERS!!!
THAT EXPLAINS EVERYTHING!!1!1!!
(I helped save b3ta! The man with the screaming brain has nothing but total respect for Annie Lennox, Wed 18 Apr 2007, 21:05, archived)
# CAN WE HAVE A GOOD COMPO NEXT TIME? THANK YOU.
(I helped save b3ta! davew27 hevosen kuva!, Wed 18 Apr 2007, 21:03, archived)
# don't want to be a party pooper
but hasn't that been pretty well flogged to death, at least twice a year since it happened.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 18 Apr 2007, 21:03, archived)
# How the fuck am I going to vector that?

/In Vino Veritas
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 18 Apr 2007, 21:04, archived)
# there are over 50000 users
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 18 Apr 2007, 21:04, archived)
# parp
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 18 Apr 2007, 21:06, archived)
# I read everything you said as post more asian porn


/Mr.Horrible
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 18 Apr 2007, 21:05, archived)
# hahaha
don't you mean markyh?
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 18 Apr 2007, 21:07, archived)
# hahaha yep, but I blame you for his problems
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 18 Apr 2007, 21:08, archived)
# GHEEE?
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 18 Apr 2007, 21:09, archived)
# imitation


/Username
/M3Essential

happy b3ta day!
(Shpadoinkle Serious Awesomness, Wed 18 Apr 2007, 21:51, archived)
[challenge entry] May as well repost this shitty one for the compo then
(I helped save b3ta! thistle, Wed 18 Apr 2007, 21:05, archived)
# "Someone left the cake out in the rain, and I'll NEVER see that recipe again"
/M3Essential
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 18 Apr 2007, 21:06, archived)
# Can I post my entire flicker collection then?

/Top Up The Tea
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 18 Apr 2007, 21:06, archived)
# god damn!
you're on it today aren't you?
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 18 Apr 2007, 21:07, archived)
# kill me now
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 18 Apr 2007, 21:06, archived)
# *sigh*
ill go get the gun

/trudges out
(I helped save b3ta! hoodles is in your Afrikas Being Shotz at in CongOs, Wed 18 Apr 2007, 21:09, archived)
# What the fuck has that got to do with shopping han, Leia and Luke?
/TGA
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 18 Apr 2007, 21:07, archived)
# fuck all, that's what!
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 18 Apr 2007, 21:07, archived)
# "ZOMG!! 502KB!!! N00B!!!!" surely?
:)
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 18 Apr 2007, 21:08, archived)
# me, a nazi? - those days are long gone...
anyway, let me introduce you, this is:
Mr. Pot
Mr. Kettle
and finally
Mr. Black

;)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 18 Apr 2007, 21:09, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 18 Apr 2007, 21:13, archived)
# Nah, that's

/Disgruntled Toast
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 18 Apr 2007, 21:10, archived)
# no, I' think you'll find its...
"Zombies did it, Zombies with no recognisable feet drawn onto them"!
/Toast
p.s. Buy my book


bless him, the talented bugger :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 18 Apr 2007, 21:11, archived)
# p.s. buy my book made me spit out laughter
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 18 Apr 2007, 21:25, archived)
# :(
what, i don't get mocked?
(I helped save b3ta! *f o o f* is a craft-aholic, Wed 18 Apr 2007, 21:09, archived)
# who the fuck are you?
;)
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 18 Apr 2007, 21:10, archived)
# *realizes my last 7000 posts were all for naught*
*sobs openly*
(I helped save b3ta! *f o o f* is a craft-aholic, Wed 18 Apr 2007, 21:12, archived)
# there there
I do know really.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 18 Apr 2007, 21:13, archived)
# *sniff*
yer jus sayin that...
(I helped save b3ta! *f o o f* is a craft-aholic, Wed 18 Apr 2007, 21:14, archived)
# no, no
I do, really.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 18 Apr 2007, 21:17, archived)
# ^_^
bwahahahaha!

now i have your pity and fame on teh interwebbynet!


BWAHAHAHAHAHA!
(I helped save b3ta! *f o o f* is a craft-aholic, Wed 18 Apr 2007, 21:18, archived)
# an arab on a skateboard did it!
/*foof*
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 18 Apr 2007, 21:20, archived)
# you aren't allowed my pity
it's illegal. Give it back.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 18 Apr 2007, 21:22, archived)
# Can I book my place in Zoo now?

/The Great Architect
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 18 Apr 2007, 21:07, archived)
# ^
pffftttttttt
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 18 Apr 2007, 21:08, archived)
# I'm going for the centrefold eventually...
lift that staple at your peril...
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 18 Apr 2007, 21:12, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 18 Apr 2007, 21:14, archived)
# ANYTHING GOES!!!!
/Dave The Hat
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 18 Apr 2007, 21:08, archived)
# a recent minesweeper FP wins
New compo? ;)
(I helped save b3ta! WhoElse I'm what Willis was talking about, Wed 18 Apr 2007, 21:08, archived)
# This compo is great!
/nobody
(I helped save b3ta! davew27 hevosen kuva!, Wed 18 Apr 2007, 21:09, archived)
# hahaha, genuine rofl there, Dave
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 18 Apr 2007, 21:10, archived)
# can i post screen grabs from isketch
/Riverghost, new zoo and nuts images in my profile.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 18 Apr 2007, 21:11, archived)
# please post new nuts
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 18 Apr 2007, 21:12, archived)
# *unzips*
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 18 Apr 2007, 21:13, archived)
# new is the opposite of old
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 18 Apr 2007, 21:15, archived)
# hahahaha!
/even older and probably even less appealing blog
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 18 Apr 2007, 21:17, archived)
# the older they are, the lower they hang
nothing like low hangers :P
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 18 Apr 2007, 21:19, archived)
# hahaha, cheers
*makes notes*
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 18 Apr 2007, 21:18, archived)
# Hehehe...
This should be tasteless...
(I helped save b3ta! The Glum Reaper cannot solve your problem because he has no jam, Wed 18 Apr 2007, 21:15, archived)
# made for Leningrad reposts.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 18 Apr 2007, 21:18, archived)
# 9/11 IS A JOKE IN YOUR TOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
/Dr Dyslexia
(I helped save b3ta! *f o o f* is a craft-aholic, Wed 18 Apr 2007, 21:19, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 18 Apr 2007, 21:21, archived)
# didn't he just shoot up a university?
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 18 Apr 2007, 21:24, archived)
# hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 18 Apr 2007, 21:26, archived)
# Braw!
Have chips with that
/Duke of Prunes
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 18 Apr 2007, 21:21, archived)
# hahahahaha!!
cleverific!~
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 18 Apr 2007, 21:28, archived)
# Not half as clever as yours
and I was sorely tempted to post a couple of replies to yours but I restrained myself.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 18 Apr 2007, 21:32, archived)
# *smooch*
right, off to a meeting. Play nice.
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 18 Apr 2007, 21:43, archived)