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[challenge entry] Stupid Terrorist Martians

From the 9/11 Conspiracies challenge. See all 387 entries (closed)

(danecobain I have a new sig!, Wed 18 Apr 2007, 22:41, archived)
# I WENT TO BELIZE
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 18 Apr 2007, 22:41, archived)
# Wow
really?

/is confused
(danecobain I have a new sig!, Wed 18 Apr 2007, 22:42, archived)
# You go bloody everywhere, you do! (Hello!)
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Wed 18 Apr 2007, 22:42, archived)
# hiya Caro
good diving over there
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 18 Apr 2007, 22:43, archived)
# Forget Belize and the rest of the world...
... Lincoln's where it's at. It's crazy exciting!
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Wed 18 Apr 2007, 22:45, archived)
# Are you trying to lure me over there?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 18 Apr 2007, 22:46, archived)
# Ooooh, we have a castle, a cathedral and ooooh... several pubs.
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Wed 18 Apr 2007, 22:47, archived)
# Oooooooh
pubs is always good :)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 18 Apr 2007, 22:49, archived)
# but this is how it really did happen, you're supposed to be 'choppin conspiracy theories
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 18 Apr 2007, 22:42, archived)
# ahhhh
but you see, those are different models of space ship :)

GO TECH GEEK CONSPIRACY THEORISTS!

woo
(danecobain I have a new sig!, Wed 18 Apr 2007, 22:43, archived)
# Happy B3taday, you sexy beast of a man!
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Wed 18 Apr 2007, 22:44, archived)
# *coughs*
I feel left out
(danecobain I have a new sig!, Wed 18 Apr 2007, 22:45, archived)
# Is it your b3taday? No.
Are you M3Essential? No.
Why should I congratulate on being either?
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Wed 18 Apr 2007, 22:48, archived)
# i just wanted recognition
as a sexy beast of a man :)
(danecobain I have a new sig!, Wed 18 Apr 2007, 22:50, archived)
# thanks darlin'


*sexes*
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 18 Apr 2007, 22:47, archived)
# You're totally allowed now!
My shores are completely undefended!
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Wed 18 Apr 2007, 22:49, archived)
# JINKIES!!


I didn't get the memo!

*books ticket*
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 18 Apr 2007, 22:50, archived)
# Hurrah!
This means you can't post THAT picture, you hear? :(
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Wed 18 Apr 2007, 22:52, archived)
# deal!

never again, I promise.
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 18 Apr 2007, 22:54, archived)
# Whoah, happy b3taday M3!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 18 Apr 2007, 22:45, archived)
# be still my beating heart


you sexy hunk of manhood
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 18 Apr 2007, 22:48, archived)
# George Alagiah recommends cleaning your friendly neighbourhood bastwank in a mixture of tomato ketchup, Red Leicester, and kosher bacon
(I helped save b3ta! davew27 hevosen kuva!, Wed 18 Apr 2007, 22:43, archived)
# noooooooooooooooooo
not ketchup!
(danecobain I have a new sig!, Wed 18 Apr 2007, 22:45, archived)
# The acid in ketchup is essential for removing any dried on stains
(I helped save b3ta! davew27 hevosen kuva!, Wed 18 Apr 2007, 22:47, archived)
# ahhhh
but surely vinegar would be better? or both?
(danecobain I have a new sig!, Wed 18 Apr 2007, 22:51, archived)
# Vinegar would be too strong, and would damage the bastwank's surface
(I helped save b3ta! davew27 hevosen kuva!, Wed 18 Apr 2007, 22:52, archived)
# wow
you know your stuff! I wish I was as clever as you
(danecobain I have a new sig!, Wed 18 Apr 2007, 22:54, archived)