George Alagiah recommends cleaning your friendly neighbourhood bastwank in a mixture of tomato ketchup, Red Leicester, and kosher bacon
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davew27 hevosen kuva!,
Wed 18 Apr 2007, 22:43,
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noooooooooooooooooo
not ketchup!
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danecobain I have a new sig!,
Wed 18 Apr 2007, 22:45,
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The acid in ketchup is essential for removing any dried on stains
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davew27 hevosen kuva!,
Wed 18 Apr 2007, 22:47,
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ahhhh
but surely vinegar would be better? or both?
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danecobain I have a new sig!,
Wed 18 Apr 2007, 22:51,
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Vinegar would be too strong, and would damage the bastwank's surface
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davew27 hevosen kuva!,
Wed 18 Apr 2007, 22:52,
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wow
you know your stuff! I wish I was as clever as you
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danecobain I have a new sig!,
Wed 18 Apr 2007, 22:54,
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