his life is brilliant apparently


From the You're Having a Giraffe challenge. See all 206 entries (closed)

( brianftang www.twitter.com/brianftang, Wed 2 May 2007, 22:52, archived)

pukes*

( lordsaccharine my hat it has three cornets toot toot toot, Wed 2 May 2007, 22:52, archived)

his boot is full
of recordings of his shitty nauseating whine
( Mighty Nibus who dares gins, Wed 2 May 2007, 22:53, archived)

Argh!
STAB IT WITH HAMMERS!
(monkdagola http://www.redbubble.com/people/monkdagola, Wed 2 May 2007, 22:53, archived)

That is mongery of the first degree

( We are the lemon Mechanical Citrus Overlord, Wed 2 May 2007, 22:53, archived)

Funny, that's what I always called him
All we need is a picture of a wooden eye to complete the joke
( The Hedgehog From Hell trolling on, love, Wed 2 May 2007, 22:54, archived)

he sings like a cunt?

( Neon Blue Ah ha ha, I feel positively Capital!, Wed 2 May 2007, 22:54, archived)

not only that
he is one
( Mighty Nibus who dares gins, Wed 2 May 2007, 22:55, archived)

Looks like a cunt
Sings like a cunt.

Probably a duck.


Edit: How rude, woo to the pic.
( Mod Edit, Wed 2 May 2007, 22:55, archived)

So....
We should CUNT HIM IN THE DUCK?
(monkdagola http://www.redbubble.com/people/monkdagola, Wed 2 May 2007, 22:56, archived)

haha
i'll cunt your duck and make no mistake!
( Agent Muu b3ta.com/board/9745928 <- b3taday festivities!, Wed 2 May 2007, 23:09, archived)

I feel so used
and slightly moist. This IS a good day.
(monkdagola http://www.redbubble.com/people/monkdagola, Wed 2 May 2007, 23:12, archived)

Ughhh
nicely done and really disturbing.
( mofaha : You Must Always Blow On The Pie, Wed 2 May 2007, 22:55, archived)

cunty teefs!

( mediocre *canned laughter*, Wed 2 May 2007, 22:55, archived)

:E
TEEFS!
(monkdagola http://www.redbubble.com/people/monkdagola, Wed 2 May 2007, 22:56, archived)

A .png for every occasion

( We are the lemon Mechanical Citrus Overlord, Wed 2 May 2007, 22:58, archived)

:E
Woo!
(monkdagola http://www.redbubble.com/people/monkdagola, Wed 2 May 2007, 22:58, archived)

needs more cunt
:)
( mediocre *canned laughter*, Wed 2 May 2007, 22:59, archived)

woo teefs ftw

( Mighty Nibus who dares gins, Wed 2 May 2007, 22:59, archived)

NEEDS MORE BASTWANK!

( davew27, Wed 2 May 2007, 23:02, archived)

don't lie to me.

(monkdagola http://www.redbubble.com/people/monkdagola, Wed 2 May 2007, 23:03, archived)

Why should anyone lie about bastwank?

( davew27, Wed 2 May 2007, 23:07, archived)

that's a good question.
Care to answer it? Hmmm... you Fucker!
(monkdagola http://www.redbubble.com/people/monkdagola, Wed 2 May 2007, 23:08, archived)

They would only do that if they were attemping bastwank fraud

( davew27, Wed 2 May 2007, 23:09, archived)

does anything not need more bastwank?

( Mighty Nibus who dares gins, Wed 2 May 2007, 23:03, archived)

Yes
George Alagiah does not need more bastwank, as he bought a lifetime's supply of bastwank last week
See?
( davew27, Wed 2 May 2007, 23:06, archived)

that guy
he's always ahead of the game
( Mighty Nibus who dares gins, Wed 2 May 2007, 23:07, archived)

why is bastwank not on urbandictionary?

( Johno says the chances of anything coming from mars are a million to one But still they come on, Wed 2 May 2007, 23:15, archived)

No one has submitted it, I expect
Also it doesn't have a fixed meaning
( davew27, Wed 2 May 2007, 23:16, archived)

Teefs ??

( M@n!nblacK, Wed 2 May 2007, 23:04, archived)

now that's teefs
it clearly says so on the patent teefolator
( Mighty Nibus who dares gins, Wed 2 May 2007, 23:05, archived)

*nods*

( We are the lemon Mechanical Citrus Overlord, Wed 2 May 2007, 23:07, archived)

Teefs?

(monkdagola http://www.redbubble.com/people/monkdagola, Wed 2 May 2007, 23:07, archived)

Mmmm teefs!

( mediocre *canned laughter*, Wed 2 May 2007, 23:09, archived)

hahaha
:E
(monkdagola http://www.redbubble.com/people/monkdagola, Wed 2 May 2007, 23:10, archived)

Aaaargh
*runs away*
( M@n!nblacK, Wed 2 May 2007, 23:11, archived)

Hahaha
Now that... are teefs !!
( M@n!nblacK, Wed 2 May 2007, 23:10, archived)

teefs! and murdering bummers

( Pasanonic so I compo anything with words, right?, Wed 2 May 2007, 23:15, archived)

Michael Blairimore?

( cupboardy, Thu 3 May 2007, 13:29, archived)

top shop

( Pasanonic so I compo anything with words, right?, Wed 2 May 2007, 22:57, archived)

oh fucking hell
I choked
( but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Wed 2 May 2007, 22:59, archived)

Hare lip ?

( M@n!nblacK, Wed 2 May 2007, 23:00, archived)

Bottom front?

( kinks This is not an ah situation, Wed 2 May 2007, 23:12, archived)

0_o
WOnderfully shopped and utterly disgusting. Woo!
( Smallbrainfield, Thu 3 May 2007, 14:14, archived)