Want piezza
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From the Updating Art challenge. See all 746 entries (closed)
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www.wigantoday.net/wigan-news?articleid=2892561
edit: woo to original pic, btw
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Fri 25 May 2007, 17:06,
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edit: woo to original pic, btw
Quite right too
How do you know when a girl from Wigan has an orgasm?
She drops her pie
A bloke from Bolton told me that
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Fri 25 May 2007, 17:08,
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She drops her pie
A bloke from Bolton told me that
Hi, I have a question, perhaps you know
I'm rendering and burning a DVD and it states 1 hour and 52 mins left to burn. Does that sound about right for a 4.7 GB disc?
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Fri 25 May 2007, 17:08,
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Yep
usually does a frame at a time so it's as long as watchin the filum
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Fri 25 May 2007, 17:10,
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We can't bust heads like we used to, but we have our ways...
One trick is to tell them stories that don't go anywhere. Like the time I took the ferry to Shelbyville. I needed a new heel for my shoe so I decided to go to Morganville, which is what they called Shelbyville in those days. So I tied an onion to my belt, which was the style at the time. Now to take the ferry cost a nickel, and in those days, nickels had pictures of bumblebees on them. Give me five bees for a quarter you'd say. Now where were we, oh ya. The important thing was that I had an onion on my belt, which was the style at the time. They didn't have white onions because if the war. The only thing you could get was those big yellow ones
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Fri 25 May 2007, 17:13,
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the 'because if the war' typo made me think you wrote it
*smiles*
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Fri 25 May 2007, 17:24,
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*smiles*
I love the old timey jokes in the simpsons
"I recognise you! Back in '43 I gave you some yams to paint my fence!"
"Those yams were lousy!"
"Paint my fence!"
"Make me!"
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Fri 25 May 2007, 17:19,
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"Those yams were lousy!"
"Paint my fence!"
"Make me!"
My bum hurts
This is not the world's most comfortable bus stop, but at least it's close enough to the hotel across the road to get free wi fi.
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Fri 25 May 2007, 17:06,
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the man next to you just milked himself and wiped it on your coat
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