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[challenge entry] Rubens' Diana and her Nymphs Surprised by the Fonz

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(, Fri 25 May 2007, 19:50, archived)
# crikey!
did he clone himself

or make cunning use of a time machine to be a one man orgy?
(, Fri 25 May 2007, 19:54, archived)
# I don't know why
But I imagine this was painted in front of a live studio audience and there were cheers and applause when he first appeared on the scene :o
(, Fri 25 May 2007, 19:56, archived)
# hahahaha
I like you. Top n00b.
(, Fri 25 May 2007, 19:57, archived)
# Lookee Maw! I'm fitting in!
And they said I never would after I caught my nuts in the gears of a combine!
(, Fri 25 May 2007, 20:07, archived)
# did you ever get them back?
(, Fri 25 May 2007, 20:17, archived)
# Nope
But my health insurance covers me for £50k per testicle.

So I'm now £50k richer.

*revels in the woefully cliched pull back and reveal comedy number of testicles gag he just made*
(, Fri 25 May 2007, 20:32, archived)
# I'm sure there's historical evidence for this
I bet he was "CAN YOU SEE WHAT IT IS YET" continually through it too :D
(, Fri 25 May 2007, 20:05, archived)
# He probably used his time machine from his cartoon series
and went back in time four times or something.
(, Fri 25 May 2007, 20:05, archived)
# "I'll be back in a minute cupcake"
hehe, yeah, after I've finnished fucking several hundred years ago ho ho ho :D
(, Fri 25 May 2007, 20:06, archived)
# hahahaha!
(, Fri 25 May 2007, 20:08, archived)
# *feels old suddenly*
:D
(, Fri 25 May 2007, 20:22, archived)
# Aaaaaaayy!
(, Fri 25 May 2007, 19:56, archived)
# hahaha
(, Fri 25 May 2007, 19:57, archived)
# haha
(, Fri 25 May 2007, 19:59, archived)