Just think what'd happen to our food


now with 50% less file size..

From the If the World was Ginger challenge. See all 312 entries (closed)

(stupiduglyfool, Fri 8 Jun 2007, 10:20, archived)

we'd lose all the Ds?

( bilbobarneybobs is a financial spacktard, Fri 8 Jun 2007, 10:20, archived)

okONLknlh)(&/)( urgle gurgle urgle WÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄäääääüüüü
( emvee I wanna do bad things to you, Fri 8 Jun 2007, 10:20, archived)

I love that song
Bjørk isn't it?
( bilbobarneybobs is a financial spacktard, Fri 8 Jun 2007, 10:21, archived)

yep
it's really just a placeholder until the "half a Meg" pictures arrive and people dive for the bunker
( emvee I wanna do bad things to you, Fri 8 Jun 2007, 10:22, archived)

^ This again
But with more 1/2 MEG ARE YOU FUCKING RETARDED???
( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 8 Jun 2007, 10:21, archived)

^ yep
this
( emvee I wanna do bad things to you, Fri 8 Jun 2007, 10:22, archived)

mmm tasty POAS

( Mighty Nibus who dares gins, Fri 8 Jun 2007, 10:20, archived)

Real honest foo?
i'm rissing on this one
( Sonic 2 and Knuckles, Fri 8 Jun 2007, 10:21, archived)

fucking hell
that's nearly 500k!
( Aphex The Mink glasjay.blogspot.com, Fri 8 Jun 2007, 10:22, archived)

Ummm
that's cocking HUGE.



Click the ham to see the rules!
( wastedindustry hates writing CVs, Fri 8 Jun 2007, 10:22, archived)

christ, so it is
and a lesser spotted PEE ENN GEE
( Mighty Nibus who dares gins, Fri 8 Jun 2007, 10:23, archived)

Don't see many of them round these parts.
They've all moved up Norf innit.
( wastedindustry hates writing CVs, Fri 8 Jun 2007, 10:27, archived)

i daren't!

( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Fri 8 Jun 2007, 10:24, archived)

It just goes to the faq :)
n00b!
( wastedindustry hates writing CVs, Fri 8 Jun 2007, 10:25, archived)

i won't fall for it horse linker!

( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Fri 8 Jun 2007, 10:26, archived)

but you love horses

( Mighty Nibus who dares gins, Fri 8 Jun 2007, 10:25, archived)

He so does.
He's way ahead of everyone else.
( wastedindustry hates writing CVs, Fri 8 Jun 2007, 10:26, archived)

*mutters*
don't why i keep coming back here...
( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Fri 8 Jun 2007, 10:27, archived)

*mutters*
don't know why ivesb missed out the word "know" in that post...
( wastedindustry hates writing CVs, Fri 8 Jun 2007, 10:28, archived)

*mutters*
damn no edit button and gits everywhere...
( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Fri 8 Jun 2007, 10:29, archived)

take your png file and FUCK OFF

( mictoboy, Fri 8 Jun 2007, 10:23, archived)

harsh

( mugatu what the deuce?, Fri 8 Jun 2007, 10:23, archived)

but fair

( mictoboy, Fri 8 Jun 2007, 10:24, archived)

hell yes.

( mugatu what the deuce?, Fri 8 Jun 2007, 10:25, archived)

Harsh is good.

( Sonic James Doom doesn't really want to teach anymore... oh well., Fri 8 Jun 2007, 10:25, archived)

that's made me think of Helga from Allo Allo

( Mighty Nibus who dares gins, Fri 8 Jun 2007, 10:26, archived)

mmmm
I'm having a good think about her too
( emvee I wanna do bad things to you, Fri 8 Jun 2007, 10:27, archived)

Mmmmmm
Helgaaaaa

*drools*
( Sonic James Doom doesn't really want to teach anymore... oh well., Fri 8 Jun 2007, 10:28, archived)

haha
*bookmarks*
( mictoboy, Fri 8 Jun 2007, 10:27, archived)

Cor!
she can tend to my wounds anytime.
( Thor_sonofodin https://twitter.com/Thor_sonofodin, Fri 8 Jun 2007, 10:28, archived)

Where did you find that picture?

(Pachey, Fri 8 Jun 2007, 10:29, archived)

my guess is: the internet

( mictoboy, Fri 8 Jun 2007, 10:32, archived)

Thank you for your sarcasm
:(
(Pachey, Fri 8 Jun 2007, 10:33, archived)

Googled the word
salute

Picked the lovliest one.
( Sonic James Doom doesn't really want to teach anymore... oh well., Fri 8 Jun 2007, 10:35, archived)

Ta

(Pachey, Fri 8 Jun 2007, 10:36, archived)

can you please make that a 50kb .jpg
and also, have you actually altered the image at all? If you haven't, that's nawty!

EDIT: you smelly bum bum head
( mugatu what the deuce?, Fri 8 Jun 2007, 10:24, archived)

i think 'real honest foo' is funny
as was the 'sex honey' pic the other day

as long as it's a pic that you didn't find on the internet, i reckon that sort of thing is ok

it's just the fucking ridiculous size that's annoyed me
( mictoboy, Fri 8 Jun 2007, 10:26, archived)

yeah took the pic with my phone
whilst at the petrol station.

pic is a compressed jpg now..
(stupiduglyfool, Fri 8 Jun 2007, 10:28, archived)

good lad

( mictoboy, Fri 8 Jun 2007, 10:29, archived)

well thank you for taking note and altering the image....
It's suprising how many people don't bother, and continute to post huge pics time after time.

And ignore all the grotty people telling you to fuck off. The first pic I posted on b3ta was huge too, and I got bollocked for it,but i'm glad I stuck around.
( mugatu what the deuce?, Fri 8 Jun 2007, 10:31, archived)

I'm making an effort to be more fluffy
hence I just linked to the faq :)

I hereby resolve never to tell a n00b to fuck off unless they do something wrong three times in succession.
( wastedindustry hates writing CVs, Fri 8 Jun 2007, 10:32, archived)

^ this

(Pachey, Fri 8 Jun 2007, 10:32, archived)

sorry about yesterday
I was a right moaning git.

My new philosophy is simple when confronted with an image that is out of the boundaries of b3ta good practice - politely point out what is wrong, and if the person fails to take note of the comments, then all hell (and suitable FAIL pics) will break out :)
( mugatu what the deuce?, Fri 8 Jun 2007, 10:37, archived)

I agree
*nods oniony - I mean, sagely*
( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 8 Jun 2007, 10:44, archived)

I don't think you should apologise
You started an interesting discussion.
(Pachey, Fri 8 Jun 2007, 10:53, archived)

*puts in headlock and gives wedgie*

( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 8 Jun 2007, 10:33, archived)

*enjoys*

( mugatu what the deuce?, Fri 8 Jun 2007, 10:37, archived)

( mutster101 is not the new Doctor Who, Fri 8 Jun 2007, 10:25, archived)

Luke! At that speed do you think you'll be able to pull out in time?

( wastedindustry hates writing CVs, Fri 8 Jun 2007, 10:26, archived)

glands or glans?

( Thor_sonofodin https://twitter.com/Thor_sonofodin, Fri 8 Jun 2007, 10:29, archived)

GlanDs.
They've gone down a bit today, so they're probably the size of Pluto or summat.
( wastedindustry hates writing CVs, Fri 8 Jun 2007, 10:29, archived)

Mickey Mouse's dog?
Why did a fucking mouse have a dog anyway?
( emvee I wanna do bad things to you, Fri 8 Jun 2007, 10:36, archived)

Masochism.

( wastedindustry hates writing CVs, Fri 8 Jun 2007, 10:36, archived)

Tea / monitor
damn you!
( Sonic James Doom doesn't really want to teach anymore... oh well., Fri 8 Jun 2007, 10:29, archived)

You never heard that before?

( wastedindustry hates writing CVs, Fri 8 Jun 2007, 10:30, archived)

I live a sheltered life...
And I'm susceptible to that kind of thing this morning...
( Sonic James Doom doesn't really want to teach anymore... oh well., Fri 8 Jun 2007, 10:39, archived)

be just like Biggs' Arse Canyon back home!

( mutster101 is not the new Doctor Who, Fri 8 Jun 2007, 10:30, archived)

50% less?
I take it you failed mathematics then.
( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 8 Jun 2007, 10:26, archived)

yeah
that's why i'm on here..
(stupiduglyfool, Fri 8 Jun 2007, 10:29, archived)

I don't understand this

( Mrs Trellis is returning to fuhldom, Fri 8 Jun 2007, 10:26, archived)

I think he was too lazy to shop "Ginsters" to "Gingers"
 
( fross Read your email on, Fri 8 Jun 2007, 10:29, archived)

It says "Real Honest Foo" instead of "Real Honest Food"
Personally, I laughed so hard I shat out my lungs
( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 8 Jun 2007, 10:30, archived)

*offers shoehorn*
I don't understand why it's a compo entry
( Mighty Nibus who dares gins, Fri 8 Jun 2007, 10:31, archived)

i hate it when that happens!

( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Fri 8 Jun 2007, 10:31, archived)

Office lol right there.

( wastedindustry hates writing CVs, Fri 8 Jun 2007, 10:31, archived)