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[challenge entry] Probably be crucified for this...

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From the If the World was Ginger challenge. See all 311 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Sun 10 Jun 2007, 19:50, archived)
# Awwww
A gingerbread man in pants! He looks so happy :D
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Sun 10 Jun 2007, 19:52, archived)
# He's happy
because he knows that someone will eat him.
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Sun 10 Jun 2007, 19:53, archived)
# wouldn't you be if you had a green button?
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Sun 10 Jun 2007, 19:57, archived)
# I would
I so would
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Sun 10 Jun 2007, 19:58, archived)
# the white button's less of a talking point, unfortunately.
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Sun 10 Jun 2007, 20:03, archived)
# *hushes it up*
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Sun 10 Jun 2007, 20:12, archived)
# Nooooooooooo!`
It's the Pantichrist!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 10 Jun 2007, 20:01, archived)
# what's with all the repenting comments at the moment?

/edit: he looks fiiine
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 10 Jun 2007, 19:52, archived)
# Repent, ye blasphemer,
lest ye desire to burn in Hull.
Or maybe just get a round in...
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Sun 10 Jun 2007, 19:56, archived)
# It's 19:53
And you've entered blasphemy hour on b3ta.
I, for one, am enjoying it.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 10 Jun 2007, 19:53, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 10 Jun 2007, 19:53, archived)
# Wanna virgin?
My mum. £10, love you long time.
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Sun 10 Jun 2007, 19:55, archived)
# I'd imagine
virginity to be negligible after giving birth.
(THIRTY-TWO - Sputnik -, Sun 10 Jun 2007, 19:56, archived)
# Not if you're Mary
:)
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sun 10 Jun 2007, 19:57, archived)
# i have a feeling even the son of god would rupture the hymen on his way out
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Sun 10 Jun 2007, 20:06, archived)
# Pimpjesus gonna sell you love.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 10 Jun 2007, 19:58, archived)
# woo!
(I helped save b3ta! spacehog, Sun 10 Jun 2007, 20:10, archived)
# Is it coz I is religious?
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Sun 10 Jun 2007, 20:13, archived)
# Ho ho ho!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 10 Jun 2007, 20:22, archived)
# Ha ha. Champion.
He's a game old soul.
(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Sun 10 Jun 2007, 20:46, archived)
# And I must say I rather like his icing pants.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 10 Jun 2007, 19:53, archived)
[challenge entry] Jesus Ginger Christ!
(I helped save b3ta! kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Sun 10 Jun 2007, 19:55, archived)
# Jesus Tom Christ!
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Sun 10 Jun 2007, 19:57, archived)
# Mary 'Tiddles' Magdalyne
is touching his feline spikey spam-javelin under the table.
(I helped save b3ta! kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Sun 10 Jun 2007, 20:00, archived)
# Hahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Sun 10 Jun 2007, 20:09, archived)
# JUST A PILL AND A DREAM.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sun 10 Jun 2007, 19:56, archived)
# if only
they should have put jesus on the cross with blue tac too..
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Sun 10 Jun 2007, 19:57, archived)
# Not just any blu-tac
Holy blu-tac - blessed by the pope.
(Only available fom M & S)
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Sun 10 Jun 2007, 19:59, archived)
# Yeh!
Blessed blue tac.. i think your on to something!
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Sun 10 Jun 2007, 20:09, archived)
# Ha!
Any idea how hard it was to get hold of blu-tac in those days?

It was all hoarded in Rome... Pilate had no chance of getting any.
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Sun 10 Jun 2007, 20:02, archived)
# They should have used
a ninja kitten. or something. :)

edit : NOT to attach him to the cross, to steal blue tac.
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Sun 10 Jun 2007, 20:08, archived)
# although the ninja kitten could've attached him to the cross with shuriken
more humane than nails, less expensive than blue-tac
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Sun 10 Jun 2007, 20:13, archived)
# its true!
it sounds more impresive too..

romans nailed him to a cross?
or
Ninja kittens attached him to the cross with shurikens?
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Sun 10 Jun 2007, 20:17, archived)
# Where are his legs?
I might've eaten them, I can't remember.
Is there some kind of drug in his mix?
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sun 10 Jun 2007, 20:00, archived)
# Jeebus could walk on water...
... gingerbread man can do it without legs.
*checks ingredients*
Nope. No tobacco there.
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Sun 10 Jun 2007, 20:04, archived)
# awww
what a happy little ginger jesus

I want to fucking bite it's head off and eat it!

:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 10 Jun 2007, 20:02, archived)
# "I want to fucking bite it's head off and eat it!"
You are Armin Meiwes.
AICMFP
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Sun 10 Jun 2007, 20:06, archived)
# that would only be the case
were I a little gingerbread mans on a stick

:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 10 Jun 2007, 20:13, archived)