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[challenge entry] Let's face it, the world would be a better place.


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Apart from the end to the strange legitimacy that still seems to be given to abuse hurled at people owing to their genetically inherited hair and skin colour, as long as it's 'ginger'. Never understood it myself. And why are people so obsessed with what colour pubes people with red hair have? For the record, while the gene(s) for red head hair appear to be recessive to everything except blonde, the same genes seem to be dominant for other hair. So stop wondering, all ginger people have ginger pubes, and so do many other people. Why people should care, I don't know.

From the If the World was Ginger challenge. See all 311 entries (closed)

(, Mon 11 Jun 2007, 22:38, archived)
# 'Cos guas are funny!
(, Mon 11 Jun 2007, 22:39, archived)
# Actually, I don't mean this at all
I hate the way that a few prejudices are singled out as being reasonable and others as being evil. Why nigger is worse than ginger twat I cannot imagine, it's purely a difference of skin and hair colour.

Equally it pisses me off when people pick on fat blokes that smell. If they don't wash then fair enough, but it's seen as fine to make fun of the smelly bloke (who does wash, just niffs a bit) when nobody would ever make fun of the chap in the wheelchair or the mentally ill lady.
(, Mon 11 Jun 2007, 22:42, archived)
# Except maybe for GMOS
(, Mon 11 Jun 2007, 22:42, archived)
# Hehe
well, yeah
(, Mon 11 Jun 2007, 22:46, archived)
# Indeed
But Genetically Modified Organisms? Or is this hip slang that I'm not down wit'?
(, Mon 11 Jun 2007, 22:49, archived)
# Grandma of shoes.
(, Mon 11 Jun 2007, 23:37, archived)
# Ah...
Thankee. *feels silly*
(, Mon 11 Jun 2007, 23:46, archived)
# lost in compression
(, Mon 11 Jun 2007, 22:39, archived)
# Thanks.
(, Mon 11 Jun 2007, 22:40, archived)
# i love horses
(, Mon 11 Jun 2007, 22:41, archived)
# 32 posts in 2+ years
And you post an essay on B3ta...
(, Mon 11 Jun 2007, 22:42, archived)
# It was that or write a dissertation
I plead the joke about Einstein and the fish fingers.
(, Mon 11 Jun 2007, 22:47, archived)
# Go on then....
...................
(, Mon 11 Jun 2007, 22:51, archived)
# Not really worth telling...
The setting is Einstein as a small boy, growing up. The punchline is "Why did you never speak before?" "Until now, everything was okay." Fish fingers feature, and are regrettably overcooked.

I think you can create a suitable joke from that.
(, Mon 11 Jun 2007, 22:58, archived)
# "And why are people so obsessed with what colour pubes people with red hair have?"
because if the drapes match the carpet then the drapes are not fake and that is a good thing.

for those of us who have a thing for redheads (blonds and brunettes for that matter) it's always nice to know that that redhead you're dating will stay red.
(, Tue 12 Jun 2007, 2:08, archived)