"Are you gonna bark all day ginger doggie"


From the If the World was Ginger challenge. See all 312 entries (closed)

(Tug has shit shoes on, the shitty shoe'd bastard, Tue 12 Jun 2007, 12:36, archived)

he's on fucking fire!
/ac

( Scoo8, Tue 12 Jun 2007, 12:41, archived)

Loooooooove SHACK!
Sorry!

ning all!
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 12 Jun 2007, 12:41, archived)

is a little old place where

( Griffy Savalas Become her drillosaur, Tue 12 Jun 2007, 12:42, archived)

We can
get toGETHEEEE-EEERRRRR

Love shack Bayyy-Beeee...
( wastedindustry hates writing CVs, Tue 12 Jun 2007, 12:43, archived)

I hope you are doing the dance.
and its not just me
( Griffy Savalas Become her drillosaur, Tue 12 Jun 2007, 12:43, archived)

I always, always do the dance.
I always, always sing along as well.

I'm a bad goth.
( wastedindustry hates writing CVs, Tue 12 Jun 2007, 12:44, archived)

haha
are you a happygoth? Do you just pretend to be sad just to fit in?
( Griffy Savalas Become her drillosaur, Tue 12 Jun 2007, 12:46, archived)

He's a goth who drinks Irn Bru :-)

( Mrs Trellis is returning to fuhldom, Tue 12 Jun 2007, 12:46, archived)

I love that advert
\o/
( in vino veritas, Tue 12 Jun 2007, 12:47, archived)

this.

( The Alchemist robots: everywhere, eating old people's medicine, Tue 12 Jun 2007, 12:49, archived)

That commercial RULES
I can just imagine all the teenage goths getting terribly upset about it.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 12 Jun 2007, 12:46, archived)

huh?
have I missed something?
( Griffy Savalas Become her drillosaur, Tue 12 Jun 2007, 12:47, archived)

There's a commercial with a soft drink or something
That turns normal goths into happy goths, who go to the beach and play on thr black donkeys and surf on their coffin shaped boards, all the while with their black lipstick arranged into a big smile like a clown.

It's absolutely wonderful, if only to upset the goths.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 12 Jun 2007, 12:49, archived)

this one
presumably

www.youtube.com/watch?v=t5Dny-s27Dk
( Griffy Savalas Become her drillosaur, Tue 12 Jun 2007, 12:50, archived)

Oh dear oh dear oh dear
that is me on holiday.
( wastedindustry hates writing CVs, Tue 12 Jun 2007, 12:52, archived)

:D
I confess, it makes me think of you when I see it!
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 12 Jun 2007, 12:53, archived)

I'm not overly surprised :p

( wastedindustry hates writing CVs, Tue 12 Jun 2007, 12:55, archived)

I may have to buy you a little black donkey now.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 12 Jun 2007, 13:00, archived)

Mmmm, donkey.

( wastedindustry hates writing CVs, Tue 12 Jun 2007, 13:02, archived)

Worrying....

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 12 Jun 2007, 13:07, archived)

I know quite a few goths.
And I don't think any of them would be upset by that ad. Infact they're pretty much like that anyway.

They're not as miserable as you might think!

Now Emos on the other hand...
(jimi.vicious 3=o - - (. _. ), Tue 12 Jun 2007, 12:55, archived)

I used to be a goth
still some tendencies.

And yes they are. The teenage ones are.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 12 Jun 2007, 13:02, archived)

^this.

( wastedindustry hates writing CVs, Tue 12 Jun 2007, 13:04, archived)

I think he means this...
Linky

EDIT: Ooops, b3tan to it!
(jimi.vicious 3=o - - (. _. ), Tue 12 Jun 2007, 12:51, archived)

Saw that for the first time yesterday
Nearly died laughing!
( Mrs Trellis is returning to fuhldom, Tue 12 Jun 2007, 12:48, archived)

I always used to be very sad indeed
but of late I've cheered up quite a bit.

Could be something to do with the lady in my profile of course :)

Unfortunately all those years of depression have left their mark, but I'm kind of getting past that now.
( wastedindustry hates writing CVs, Tue 12 Jun 2007, 12:50, archived)

fukinell
I thought Dixon looked scary
your lady is v sexy BTW!


haha - ivesb - 9 times!!
( Griffy Savalas Become her drillosaur, Tue 12 Jun 2007, 12:53, archived)

Everyone ALWAYS says I look scary.
I personally think I look a bit crap, really.

And yes, my lady is very sexy - and yes, ivesb loves horses :D
( wastedindustry hates writing CVs, Tue 12 Jun 2007, 12:56, archived)

you look a bit like my local tattooist
he's a lovely chap.
likes suspension.
(UltimateStoat thanks you for helping him help you help us all, Tue 12 Jun 2007, 13:12, archived)

I've always wanted to try that.
Piercings tend to be as far as I need to go thus far though... More to be done soon :)
( wastedindustry hates writing CVs, Tue 12 Jun 2007, 13:15, archived)

he's got a fair few piercings too,
my favoutire of his have to be the horns, little metal plates embedded in his forhead, so he can screw a multitude of different horn type things into them. tres cool.
(UltimateStoat thanks you for helping him help you help us all, Tue 12 Jun 2007, 13:24, archived)

Where is your sexy lady anyway?
She promised me a sad vole.
(Pachey, Tue 12 Jun 2007, 12:55, archived)

She's feeling rough recently
due to
a) being fed milk over the weekend (lactose intolerant)
b) hardly getting any sleep last night

She will be up and about soon :)
( wastedindustry hates writing CVs, Tue 12 Jun 2007, 12:57, archived)

Oh
Please send her my warmest regards and sincere wishes for a speedy recovery.

You should probably buy her some soya-based frozen dessert. :)
(Pachey, Tue 12 Jun 2007, 13:01, archived)

I'm planning on doing just that
but annoyingly there's only one shop in Bristol that I've found which sells it and it shuts before I finish work :(
( wastedindustry hates writing CVs, Tue 12 Jun 2007, 13:03, archived)

*smacks on nose with rolled-up newspaper*
Bad goth!
( in vino veritas, Tue 12 Jun 2007, 12:47, archived)

*looks chastened*

( wastedindustry hates writing CVs, Tue 12 Jun 2007, 12:53, archived)

Erm...
*shuffles*
( A Vagabond , proving all the poets wrong, Tue 12 Jun 2007, 12:44, archived)

I do the dance
And sing along.


We may or may not have covered it in my old band. And I may or may not love that song to pieces.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 12 Jun 2007, 12:46, archived)

Was your old band a massively heavy post-rock-ish thing too?
Because that would have been ace.
( Sonic James Doom doesn't really want to teach anymore... oh well., Tue 12 Jun 2007, 12:50, archived)

It didn't really have a genre
It was a more 'let's fuck about in front of people' band
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 12 Jun 2007, 13:08, archived)

Now that's my kind of band.

( Sonic James Doom doesn't really want to teach anymore... oh well., Tue 12 Jun 2007, 13:13, archived)

:D
The only band I've ever known to have a lead guitarist that preferred to do his solos on an ocarina.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 12 Jun 2007, 13:27, archived)

Ning Cap'n!
How did yesterday go?
( wastedindustry hates writing CVs, Tue 12 Jun 2007, 12:42, archived)

Alright me old mucker?
All good, all good. I just want it to be the end of July now so I can get in there and decorate. We're going to take it back- heritage paints etc- a sage green on the living room walls with white dado raid, covices and ceiling/ceiling rose, and (unless it's parquee- I didn't spell that right but never mind) sand down the floorboards and seal them.

Thank fuck my mate used to be a set painter, I'm not getting on a ladder for anyone.

How's you? The lady?
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 12 Jun 2007, 12:45, archived)

sounds like a very good plan
you going to have period furniture and whatnot?

or go for the whole juxtapostion thing and have modern minimalist stuff
( mictoboy, Tue 12 Jun 2007, 12:47, archived)

I think comfy's the name of the game there
As nice as those little sofas with the sort of carved bits are, they're not so good for lounging around on.

Period with a bit of sensibility, I think. I like those sofas you have to struggle to get out if.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 12 Jun 2007, 12:53, archived)

Sounds very nice.
The lady and I are fine - we're currently doing decorating things too, involving mounting a katana on the living room wall bordered by two metre-long wall scrolls, two huge candle sconces and a wall fan. Then a big Kanji rug on the floor when we can afford it.
My arm's still sunburnt though.
( wastedindustry hates writing CVs, Tue 12 Jun 2007, 12:48, archived)

Blooody hell
exciting!

I might do something on the wall with my sai, we'll have to see.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 12 Jun 2007, 13:09, archived)

right, you're mr ginger
you're mr ginger, you're mister ginger, and you're mr ginger

aw, why do ihave to be mr ginger? can't we choose our own names?

no you can't! i tried it before and it didn't work, you get five guys all want to be mr ginger, and none of em wanna back down

you're mister ginger
( mictoboy, Tue 12 Jun 2007, 12:43, archived)

*brain asplodes*
Morning, mister.
( wastedindustry hates writing CVs, Tue 12 Jun 2007, 12:44, archived)

word up, homes

( mictoboy, Tue 12 Jun 2007, 12:45, archived)

That film is lovely.
I love Michael Madsen in it.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 12 Jun 2007, 12:48, archived)

Oh christ isn't this compo over yet?

( Mrs Trellis is returning to fuhldom, Tue 12 Jun 2007, 12:46, archived)

yes
yes it is
( mictoboy, Tue 12 Jun 2007, 12:48, archived)

( wastedindustry hates writing CVs, Tue 12 Jun 2007, 13:01, archived)