If I go into a church
I may spontaneously combust.

Or turn to ash, or something.

/blasphemer
( b3th The Wicked Witch of the West Country, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 11:48, archived)

That's only if you look back when you leave.
Or is that salt?
( joefish wonders if planting 3 trees offsets enough methane, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 11:51, archived)

Can salt look back?

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 11:53, archived)

In anger?

( joefish wonders if planting 3 trees offsets enough methane, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 11:54, archived)

What would salt be angry about?

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 11:58, archived)

Being forced to listen to Oasis?

( joefish wonders if planting 3 trees offsets enough methane, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 12:12, archived)

*smites*

( Mrs Trellis has her two Misses Trellises at home :), Thu 14 Jun 2007, 11:51, archived)