There was more, but it was all words...


Words, so many words...

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( b3th icon sponsored by mongychops, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 11:43, archived)

Wordy but brilliant
Have a clickety woo!
( Mrs Trellis is returning to fuhldom, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 11:44, archived)

Moron
this subject, please! ;-)

*sorries*
*likes*
*clicketys*
( joefish Are we human - Or are we denser?, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 11:44, archived)

heh
Also, this:

www.somethingawful.com/d/news/atheist-complaint-box.php
( gronkpan, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 11:44, archived)

hahaha!
i.somethingawful.com/u/elpintogrande/may07/atheist/9.gif
( Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 11:49, archived)

Brilliant.

( joefish Are we human - Or are we denser?, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 11:49, archived)

Hahahaha, thats awesome
'lo gronk
( Keyboard Weasel, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 11:51, archived)

hello!

( gronkpan, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 11:55, archived)

Obvious link for All Creatures Grunt and Smell...
www.metrolyrics.com/lyrics/62639/Monty_Python/All_Things_Dull_And_Ugly
( joefish Are we human - Or are we denser?, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 11:55, archived)

Hehehe
cracking

There are about 3,000 verses in the original, too - plenty of time to evolve just about anything.
( DogHorse wants to do a poo in Paul's bathroom, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 11:44, archived)

yes!
this is lully
( drbroon a poor wee monkey stole his face, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 11:44, archived)

*sings*
I like this
( rob You should follow me http://twitter.com/robmanuel, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 11:44, archived)

It scans and everything
try it!
( b3th icon sponsored by mongychops, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 11:45, archived)

*trys to scan*
*breaks monitor* oops
( drbroon a poor wee monkey stole his face, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 11:48, archived)

This is why it is so lovely!
:D
( Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 11:50, archived)

You missed the bit about "Purple headed mountains"

( Colonel Dracula Is not as think as you drunk I am, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 11:44, archived)

magenta, surely?

( b3th icon sponsored by mongychops, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 11:45, archived)

Heh heh

( Mrs Trellis is returning to fuhldom, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 11:48, archived)

They got confused
with Shakira's hamburger shots.
( joefish Are we human - Or are we denser?, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 11:45, archived)

and spurting snow coverd tops

( Thor_sonofodin https://twitter.com/Thor_sonofodin, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 11:47, archived)

"The river running by.."

( PopePollo defloculating the soup of the surreal, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 11:47, archived)

They were always my favourite at school

( Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 11:52, archived)

Arf! nice

( Thor_sonofodin https://twitter.com/Thor_sonofodin, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 11:45, archived)

*clicky*
nice
( Milkman Dan, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 11:45, archived)

That's very well done, especially rhythmically.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 11:45, archived)

very woo!

( mediocre *canned laughter*, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 11:45, archived)

whee!!
excellent!
*clicks*
( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 11:45, archived)

very nice indeed!

( The Great Architect, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 11:45, archived)

very nice

( - D - Onion-head-carrot-fingers, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 11:46, archived)

Geni arse
*sings*
( Xkimo was at work on, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 11:47, archived)

Absolutely Brilliant...
Now you should sneak into a church and leave them on the pews, see if ya can get everyone singing!

Yays
( Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 11:47, archived)

^this this this!!^

( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 11:48, archived)

If I go into a church
I may spontaneously combust.

Or turn to ash, or something.

/blasphemer
( b3th icon sponsored by mongychops, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 11:48, archived)

That's only if you look back when you leave.
Or is that salt?
( joefish Are we human - Or are we denser?, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 11:51, archived)

Can salt look back?

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 11:53, archived)

In anger?

( joefish Are we human - Or are we denser?, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 11:54, archived)

What would salt be angry about?

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 11:58, archived)

Being forced to listen to Oasis?

( joefish Are we human - Or are we denser?, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 12:12, archived)

*smites*

( Mrs Trellis is returning to fuhldom, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 11:51, archived)

That's cool.
This is my favourite hymn - its contains knights dragons and giants, which is proof God made dragons and things.

When a knight won his spurs, in the stories of old,
He was gentle and brave, he was gallant and bold;
With a shield on his arm and a lance in his hand
For God and for valour he rode through the land.

No charger have I, and no sword by my side,
Yet still to adventure and battle I ride,
Though back into storyland giants have fled,
And the knights are no more and the dragons are dead.

Let faith be my shield and let joy be my steed
'Gainst the dragons of anger, the ogres of greed;
And let me set free, with the sword of my youth,
From the castle of darkness the power of the truth.
( Jay, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 11:49, archived)

I haven't heard that in years
I like 'Guide me oh thou great Jehovah'

/she said 'Jehovah' blog
( b3th icon sponsored by mongychops, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 11:52, archived)

I'd use that as an excuse to go and get stoned if I were you.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 11:53, archived)

waaaaaaay
ahead of you :)
( Jay, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 11:57, archived)

I have a love of Pie Jesu
but only because I had to sing it about 50 bazillion times in a two year period.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 11:52, archived)

You are Aled Jones
AICMFP
( b3th icon sponsored by mongychops, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 11:56, archived)

I wish
he got paid.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 12:08, archived)

You've got to fight for what you want
For all that you believe
It's right to fight for what we want
To live the way we please

As long as we have done our best
Then no-one can do more
And life and love and happiness
Are well worth fighting for

And we should never count the cost
Or worry that we're poor
It's better to have fought and lost
Than not have fought at all

Let's always take whatever comes
And never try to hide
Face everything and anyone
Together side by side

*key change*
*repeat first verse to fade*
( DogHorse wants to do a poo in Paul's bathroom, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 11:53, archived)

Stand up for your love rights
And don't you feel ashamed
Stand up for your love rights
And do it, do it, do it, do it
( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 11:54, archived)

what is that?
Its familiar, but I don't recall singing it in assembly ;)
( Jay, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 11:56, archived)

The Flashing Blade

( DogHorse wants to do a poo in Paul's bathroom, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 11:56, archived)

Excellent!
You gave me the first laugh of my birthday. Great memories of calling my brother "the Flashing Gay".

This was before the internet invented gay as a sex thing.
( Jay, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 11:59, archived)

You're welcome.
Happy birthday!

Here:
stablesound.co.uk/tvthemes/fl_blade.wav
( DogHorse wants to do a poo in Paul's bathroom, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 12:02, archived)

I am full of joy!
When he phones later I shall play him this and taunt his strobing homosexuality.
( Jay, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 12:06, archived)

Hahaha!

( DogHorse wants to do a poo in Paul's bathroom, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 12:10, archived)

heh
see, I never realised till recently that Catholics & Protestants have different hymns

/sheltered youth blog
( Mighty Nibus who dares gins, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 11:55, archived)

Ah yes
As I remember, protestants never sing The Fields of At Henry...
( b3th icon sponsored by mongychops, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 11:58, archived)

"Lance in his hand"
Pfft still hilarious after all these years.
( Smithlick is often seen at the bottom of threads, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 12:04, archived)

I was a bit disappointed to hear at the start of the latest Doctor Who...
'...Let him in constancy, follow The Master.'

Then the little sprog didn't turn out to become The Master or anything like wot I was expecting.

Missed opportunity. Still, the end of that one was awesome. Nearly cried. Right up there with the end of Blackadder Goes Forth.
( joefish Are we human - Or are we denser?, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 12:06, archived)

I was thinking something very similar
I wondered if it was done deliberately to signal the Master coming back.

You know, cos no-one knows it's going to happen AT ALL...
( b3th icon sponsored by mongychops, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 12:14, archived)

He was Living on Mars watching The Clangers all along...

( joefish Are we human - Or are we denser?, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 12:36, archived)

He did like the Clangers, as I recall

( b3th icon sponsored by mongychops, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 12:51, archived)

To the tune of
Fairytale of New York?
( Donutposse www.myspace.com/donutposse, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 12:12, archived)

Hahaha
Nice.
( Afinkawan, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 11:50, archived)

heheh
nicely done
( Mighty Nibus who dares gins, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 11:52, archived)

Hahaha
First thing I see on b3ta today and it's excellent...
( Want Bartender Time gentlemen please.., Thu 14 Jun 2007, 11:53, archived)

click
This is one of the best things I have ever seen. I want to marry it and make little hymn books...
(Lord of Marzipan Fact: Clouds are worse than Hitler, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 12:50, archived)