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# haha
Reminds me of the conversation I had with Jehovas witnesses on my doorstep.

The guy pointed to my house, and exclaimed 'Do you think the house came into existence by itself, by sheer luck? No! It was designed and built by an intellegent being'

How can you even begin to argue with such faultless logic?
(, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 11:54, archived)
# hahaha builders, engineers, architects we're all thick as pig shit
(, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 11:55, archived)
# What I took from the conversation is
that God personally built my house.

Which is a bit of a shit, as it means I can't now get in touch with him about the leaky roof, what with him being all ex-directory and that.
(, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 11:57, archived)
# bloody hell
I had the god squad onto me the other day.. 'if we design cars etc to be ergonomic and base them on designs in nature, doesn't this suggest that nature was also intelligently designed'

NO IT FUCKING DOESN'T YOU RETARD, IT'S THE RESULT OF MILLIONS AND MILLIONS OF YEARS OF EVOLUTION.
(, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 12:00, archived)
# Oh, you could have had them there
the car has evolved from the Ford Model T and the like
(, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 12:05, archived)