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( Doctor When And The World Of Tomorrow, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 11:51, archived)

Some foolish guy started off building on sand...
What a bastard
( PopePollo defloculating the soup of the surreal, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 11:52, archived)

The whole of Berlin and its surrounding areas is built on sand*
*true fact
( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 11:53, archived)

They must get a lot of ants
And communists.
( PopePollo defloculating the soup of the surreal, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 11:54, archived)

A lot of wasps, really.
Communists? Not sure. Why?
( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 11:55, archived)

Ants are really just wasps sans wings
And less stingy. Wasps are always Scottish...
( PopePollo defloculating the soup of the surreal, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 11:57, archived)

Thanks
and what was the comment about communists?
( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 11:58, archived)

See, I told you no-von cares about ze wasps.

( joefish Are we human - Or are we denser?, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 12:01, archived)

*badumtish*

( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 12:01, archived)

Oh East Berlin/ West Belin....and what have you
Cold war Germans etc.
( PopePollo defloculating the soup of the surreal, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 12:01, archived)

Ah.

( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 12:02, archived)

Some dutch cities
are built entirely on marsh or water
( mediocre *canned laughter*, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 11:54, archived)

Is the dam on water, or just full of it?

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 11:55, archived)

I believe that one stands on polder ground
which means it's below sea level
( mediocre *canned laughter*, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 11:56, archived)

Amsterdam is...
there are huge concrete pillars that go down to the bedrock... or something like that...

/amsterdam museum blog...
( hubare originator of "NEAR THE TOP", Thu 14 Jun 2007, 11:57, archived)

I went to two museums in Amsterdam.
The erotic one and the hash one.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 12:05, archived)

:)

then you missed going to the Heineken brewery to get tanked
( mediocre *canned laughter*, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 12:08, archived)

I was reading about this just last night
in my Big Boys' Book of Prussia
( Mighty Nibus who dares gins, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 11:58, archived)

people said i was foolish to build a castle on a swamp
but i did.

it sank, of course.

si i but it again, that one sank as well.

so i built again.

that on caught fire, fell over and sank.

but the forth time, well here you go, it's been standing for 6 months.
( Thor_sonofodin https://twitter.com/Thor_sonofodin, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 11:55, archived)

One day lad, all this will be yours

( b3th icon sponsored by mongychops, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 11:57, archived)

What, the curtains?

( Paul...Christmas... or some shit, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 12:00, archived)

but mother!
Father!
Father, I don't want that, I just want... to... sing!
( Weetobix is a married man, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 12:01, archived)

stop that
your going to marry her, shes got huuuggeee....


...tracks of land.
( Thor_sonofodin https://twitter.com/Thor_sonofodin, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 12:05, archived)

It's "TRACTS"!!!!
ffs...
( joefish Are we human - Or are we denser?, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 12:09, archived)

ahem!
k t
( b3th icon sponsored by mongychops, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 12:11, archived)

sand isn't that bad to build on
raft foundation with a few piles

and you're good
( GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 11:56, archived)

*scratches*
Sand is really good to build on - easy to dig out deep cellars and multistory underground carparks

And it's cute watching big burly builders playing in the sand
( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 12:01, archived)

And lots of sandcastles...
And sand helter-skelters for rubber balls...

Wheee!!!!
( joefish Are we human - Or are we denser?, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 12:10, archived)

The bigger they are, the harder they fall
Nicely
( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 11:52, archived)

pfft!
that is all.
( b3th icon sponsored by mongychops, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 11:53, archived)

haha
Reminds me of the conversation I had with Jehovas witnesses on my doorstep.

The guy pointed to my house, and exclaimed "Do you think the house came into existence by itself, by sheer luck? No! It was designed and built by an intellegent being"

How can you even begin to argue with such faultless logic?
( The Neville : enjoying 'Splosion Man too much, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 11:54, archived)

hahaha builders, engineers, architects we're all thick as pig shit

( GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 11:55, archived)

What I took from the conversation is
that God personally built my house.

Which is a bit of a shit, as it means I can't now get in touch with him about the leaky roof, what with him being all ex-directory and that.
( The Neville : enjoying 'Splosion Man too much, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 11:57, archived)

bloody hell
I had the god squad onto me the other day.. 'if we design cars etc to be ergonomic and base them on designs in nature, doesn't this suggest that nature was also intelligently designed'

NO IT FUCKING DOESN'T YOU RETARD, IT'S THE RESULT OF MILLIONS AND MILLIONS OF YEARS OF EVOLUTION.
( Finite is missing a tooth :(, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 12:00, archived)

Oh, you could have had them there
the car has evolved from the Ford Model T and the like
( Stilton Cheesewright, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 12:05, archived)

haha!

( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 11:55, archived)

An anagram of creationism is Ironic Mates
sums up Adam and Eve..

edit: and how rude, woo to that squire!
( The Great Architect, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 11:55, archived)

now that's clever
woo
( Milkman Dan, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 12:09, archived)