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(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 11:51, archived)
# Some foolish guy started off building on sand...
What a bastard
(I helped save b3ta! PopePollo defloculating the soup of the surreal, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 11:52, archived)
# The whole of Berlin and its surrounding areas is built on sand*
*true fact
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 11:53, archived)
# They must get a lot of ants
And communists.
(I helped save b3ta! PopePollo defloculating the soup of the surreal, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 11:54, archived)
# A lot of wasps, really.
Communists? Not sure. Why?
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 11:55, archived)
# Ants are really just wasps sans wings
And less stingy. Wasps are always Scottish...
(I helped save b3ta! PopePollo defloculating the soup of the surreal, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 11:57, archived)
# Thanks
and what was the comment about communists?
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 11:58, archived)
# See, I told you no-von cares about ze wasps.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 12:01, archived)
# *badumtish*
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 12:01, archived)
# Oh East Berlin/ West Belin....and what have you
Cold war Germans etc.
(I helped save b3ta! PopePollo defloculating the soup of the surreal, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 12:01, archived)
# Ah.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 12:02, archived)
# Some dutch cities
are built entirely on marsh or water
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 11:54, archived)
# Is the dam on water, or just full of it?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 11:55, archived)
# I believe that one stands on polder ground
which means it's below sea level
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 11:56, archived)
# Amsterdam is...
there are huge concrete pillars that go down to the bedrock... or something like that...

/amsterdam museum blog...
(likeajackhammer, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 11:57, archived)
# I went to two museums in Amsterdam.
The erotic one and the hash one.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 12:05, archived)
# :)

then you missed going to the Heineken brewery to get tanked
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 12:08, archived)
# I was reading about this just last night
in my Big Boys' Book of Prussia
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 11:58, archived)
# people said i was foolish to build a castle on a swamp
but i did.

it sank, of course.

si i but it again, that one sank as well.

so i built again.

that on caught fire, fell over and sank.

but the forth time, well here you go, it's been standing for 6 months.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 11:55, archived)
# One day lad, all this will be yours
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 14 Jun 2007, 11:57, archived)
# What, the curtains?
(I helped save b3ta! OneSullenBrit *air sandwiches*, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 12:00, archived)
# but mother!
Father!
Father, I don't want that, I just want... to... sing!
(I helped save b3ta! Weetobix, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 12:01, archived)
# stop that
your going to marry her, shes got huuuggeee....


...tracks of land.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 12:05, archived)
# It's "TRACTS"!!!!
ffs...
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 12:09, archived)
# ahem!
k t
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 14 Jun 2007, 12:11, archived)
# sand isn't that bad to build on
raft foundation with a few piles

and you're good
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 11:56, archived)
# *scratches*
Sand is really good to build on - easy to dig out deep cellars and multistory underground carparks

And it's cute watching big burly builders playing in the sand
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 12:01, archived)
# And lots of sandcastles...
And sand helter-skelters for rubber balls...

Wheee!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 12:10, archived)
# The bigger they are, the harder they fall
Nicely
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 11:52, archived)
# pfft!
that is all.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 14 Jun 2007, 11:53, archived)
# haha
Reminds me of the conversation I had with Jehovas witnesses on my doorstep.

The guy pointed to my house, and exclaimed "Do you think the house came into existence by itself, by sheer luck? No! It was designed and built by an intellegent being"

How can you even begin to argue with such faultless logic?
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 11:54, archived)
# hahaha builders, engineers, architects we're all thick as pig shit
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 11:55, archived)
# What I took from the conversation is
that God personally built my house.

Which is a bit of a shit, as it means I can't now get in touch with him about the leaky roof, what with him being all ex-directory and that.
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 11:57, archived)
# bloody hell
I had the god squad onto me the other day.. 'if we design cars etc to be ergonomic and base them on designs in nature, doesn't this suggest that nature was also intelligently designed'

NO IT FUCKING DOESN'T YOU RETARD, IT'S THE RESULT OF MILLIONS AND MILLIONS OF YEARS OF EVOLUTION.
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 12:00, archived)
# Oh, you could have had them there
the car has evolved from the Ford Model T and the like
(I helped save b3ta! fuscous, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 12:05, archived)
# haha!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 11:55, archived)
# An anagram of creationism is Ironic Mates
sums up Adam and Eve..

edit: and how rude, woo to that squire!
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 11:55, archived)
# now that's clever
woo
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 12:09, archived)