Quicke for teh compo
From the Creationism challenge. See all 279 entries (closed)
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From the Creationism challenge. See all 279 entries (closed)
( , Thu 14 Jun 2007, 13:36, archived)
Awwww!
Mom, mom! Can I keep him? He's so cu... Mom! He ate my arm!
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Thu 14 Jun 2007, 13:37,
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I was just spazzing back at compo entries
and saw Ivesb mention a name that goes with "Lucy".
Tell him "Lastic" goes well.
although I bet that's already been mentioned.
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Thu 14 Jun 2007, 13:39,
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Tell him "Lastic" goes well.
although I bet that's already been mentioned.
That was one of my nicknames when I was a child
Even though my name isn't Lucy.
It down to the fact that I was always removing my pance when I was very ickle.
/blog
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Thu 14 Jun 2007, 13:42,
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It down to the fact that I was always removing my pance when I was very ickle.
/blog
Ahh Lucy Lastic!
Well, in this life there's a couple of certs,
One is death and the other's a nurse,
Well Lucy's old and they say she's passed it,
But I gave her one and her tits were that big,
And they said bollocks and they're made of plastic,
And that I never touched her,
That's just bagshit.
Lucy Lastic, we shagged everywhere,
On the washer in the kitchen and twice on the stairs,
Did you fuck? You're making it up.
Well I got a red pint round the back of our house,
Are you sure you want to play with my little red mouse?
I found his tail right up Lucy Lastic,
The Russians are coming, this is drastic.
So I closed the curtains and I sat on her belly,
There was dogfood in her clevage, forgot about torn welly.
Lucy Lastic's got a great back,
Two pounds of tripe just to take up the slack.
Was there fuck, you're making it up.
Lucy Lastic we shagged in a skip.
Dead cats in her knickers, tea bags on her tits.
We did it in a snowdrift in Wilderclough,
But Lucy Lastic was loose enough,
Lucy Lastic were loose enough,
Lucy Lastic were loose enough,
Lucy Lastic were loose enough
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Thu 14 Jun 2007, 13:41,
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Well, in this life there's a couple of certs,
One is death and the other's a nurse,
Well Lucy's old and they say she's passed it,
But I gave her one and her tits were that big,
And they said bollocks and they're made of plastic,
And that I never touched her,
That's just bagshit.
Lucy Lastic, we shagged everywhere,
On the washer in the kitchen and twice on the stairs,
Did you fuck? You're making it up.
Well I got a red pint round the back of our house,
Are you sure you want to play with my little red mouse?
I found his tail right up Lucy Lastic,
The Russians are coming, this is drastic.
So I closed the curtains and I sat on her belly,
There was dogfood in her clevage, forgot about torn welly.
Lucy Lastic's got a great back,
Two pounds of tripe just to take up the slack.
Was there fuck, you're making it up.
Lucy Lastic we shagged in a skip.
Dead cats in her knickers, tea bags on her tits.
We did it in a snowdrift in Wilderclough,
But Lucy Lastic was loose enough,
Lucy Lastic were loose enough,
Lucy Lastic were loose enough,
Lucy Lastic were loose enough
Hahaha you bugger
That was my next one. But I think yours is better than mine would have been.
Can I have that fiver now blog.
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Thu 14 Jun 2007, 13:37,
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Can I have that fiver now blog.
i like that because it has jesus and dinosaurs.
two of the best things ever made. so woo yay!
*clicks*
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Thu 14 Jun 2007, 13:38,
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*clicks*
great no wi'll have to take it for walks!
what? he called it 'fluffy'?!
dammit!
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Thu 14 Jun 2007, 13:38,
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dammit!
Larger file?
Where can I get a big fuckoff poster of that?
Woo.
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Thu 14 Jun 2007, 18:45,
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Woo.
As per bloody usual, I'm later than
a teenage slag after 4 litres of white lightning and a ganging from every chap in the council estate,
but nonetheless---
Fanbloodytastic!
:D
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Thu 14 Jun 2007, 19:59,
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but nonetheless---
Fanbloodytastic!
:D