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[challenge entry] Quicke for teh compo

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(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 13:36, archived)
# Jesus!
(Mr Ree AnthRopoMorphiC, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 13:36, archived)
# haha great!
Cradle it!
(I helped save b3ta! cooler_king That's no moon!, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 13:39, archived)
# ..indeed.
(Mr Ree AnthRopoMorphiC, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 13:40, archived)
# *likes*
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 13:37, archived)
# Awwww!
Mom, mom! Can I keep him? He's so cu... Mom! He ate my arm!
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 13:37, archived)
# I was just spazzing back at compo entries
and saw Ivesb mention a name that goes with "Lucy".
Tell him "Lastic" goes well.
although I bet that's already been mentioned.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 13:39, archived)
# i'm here!!
lucy lastic...
hmm...
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 13:40, archived)
# That was one of my nicknames when I was a child
Even though my name isn't Lucy.
It down to the fact that I was always removing my pance when I was very ickle.
/blog
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 13:42, archived)
# haha!
and now?
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 13:45, archived)
# Ahh Lucy Lastic!

Well, in this life there's a couple of certs,
One is death and the other's a nurse,
Well Lucy's old and they say she's passed it,
But I gave her one and her tits were that big,
And they said bollocks and they're made of plastic,
And that I never touched her,
That's just bagshit.

Lucy Lastic, we shagged everywhere,
On the washer in the kitchen and twice on the stairs,
Did you fuck? You're making it up.

Well I got a red pint round the back of our house,
Are you sure you want to play with my little red mouse?
I found his tail right up Lucy Lastic,
The Russians are coming, this is drastic.
So I closed the curtains and I sat on her belly,
There was dogfood in her clevage, forgot about torn welly.

Lucy Lastic's got a great back,
Two pounds of tripe just to take up the slack.
Was there fuck, you're making it up.

Lucy Lastic we shagged in a skip.
Dead cats in her knickers, tea bags on her tits.
We did it in a snowdrift in Wilderclough,
But Lucy Lastic was loose enough,
Lucy Lastic were loose enough,
Lucy Lastic were loose enough,
Lucy Lastic were loose enough
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 14 Jun 2007, 13:41, archived)
# That's great
(I helped save b3ta! fuscous, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 13:37, archived)
# That's awesome work
*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 13:37, archived)
# Hahaha you bugger
That was my next one. But I think yours is better than mine would have been.

Can I have that fiver now blog.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 13:37, archived)
# Heh!



(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 13:39, archived)
# i like that because it has jesus and dinosaurs.
two of the best things ever made. so woo yay!

*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Johnson, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 13:38, archived)
# Agreed
Clicks as well.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 13:40, archived)
# that really is excellent.
it has viral potential.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 13:38, archived)
# That is gowjus
Cerrrrrrlick!
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 13:38, archived)
# great no wi'll have to take it for walks!
what? he called it 'fluffy'?!
dammit!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 13:38, archived)
# This is excellent
well done

(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 13:38, archived)
# LAFF
(I helped save b3ta! Ysol ab abl blap, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 13:45, archived)
# Don't tell Spielberg!
Or even Gibson!

Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 14 Jun 2007, 13:39, archived)
# aww
great shoppage
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 13:45, archived)
# brilliant stuff
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 13:50, archived)
# congrats on the FP fella, well deserved!
nicely shopped!
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 18:04, archived)
# Thank you!
Me is chuffed!
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 18:10, archived)
# Oh Sweet Jesus this is pro work...!
(I helped save b3ta! collapsibletank procreates, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 18:30, archived)
# This is good
Now I will rest
(I helped save b3ta! custard, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 18:31, archived)
# Larger file?
Where can I get a big fuckoff poster of that?
Woo.
(Unemployable : Still Unemployed, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 18:45, archived)
# this hathat
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 20:00, archived)
# superb
(I helped save b3ta! DaveBr tes noisivelet ruoy tsujda ton od, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 19:07, archived)
# As per bloody usual, I'm later than
a teenage slag after 4 litres of white lightning and a ganging from every chap in the council estate,
but nonetheless---

Fanbloodytastic!

:D
(spartacus_mills and Rex Hamilton as Abraham Lincoln!, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 19:59, archived)
# soooooperb
where can I buy one?
(I helped save b3ta! sPUNKer do your pictures for nothing get abuse for free, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 21:13, archived)
#
I really like that
wyh
(I helped save b3ta! mozza, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 21:49, archived)
# ha ha
really most excellent
(I helped save b3ta! lord bofingham, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 22:44, archived)
# well done!
woo and yay and fucking hooplah!

(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 23:05, archived)
# Hahahahahaha!!!
That's fucking funny man : )
(I helped save b3ta! routine has perfected burgers, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 0:45, archived)
# awwwww bless!
the other dinosaurs were picking on little rexy!
he looks traumatized!

edit: how did you shop that so nicely?
(I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 2:28, archived)
# That's exceptional
well deserved FP!
(I helped save b3ta! Kris Fucking Kristofferson, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 8:44, archived)
# haha!
fantastic
(I helped save b3ta! mutated monty, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 10:52, archived)
# Arf!
May offend bible bashers.
(Fluffster, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 16:58, archived)
# you sure
that's not chuck norris?
(xtalizer jams on it!, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 20:21, archived)
# yes!
this is awesome!
(ping, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 21:07, archived)
# Thanks for all the comments peeps :)
Appreciated!
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 7:31, archived)
# Wow!
I love it, that's fantastic!!!
(WarezWolf I share my birthday with William Shatner, Wed 20 Jun 2007, 10:58, archived)