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# I'd love to be two people.
I could finally solve the riddle of how good in bed I actually am.

PLUS it'd be excellent for freaking out manwife.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 13:40, archived)
# good idea
I could give myself a damn good bumming too.
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 13:41, archived)
# well, while you're waiting...
*bums*
*damned well*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 13:42, archived)
# you know what...
... that's not the first thing I'd do to myself to be honest
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 15 Jun 2007, 13:43, archived)
# Blow job?
(Pachey, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 13:44, archived)
# ta
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 13:45, archived)
# I thought you had work to do?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 15 Jun 2007, 13:46, archived)
# rim job?
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 13:46, archived)
# no thanks
i've just done a tremendous shit
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 13:48, archived)
# ok then.
rover! you can go back to your kennel
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 13:50, archived)
# *looks around*
*sees no dog*
who's rover?
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 13:53, archived)
# my elephant seal.
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 13:54, archived)
# DOUBLEFIST
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 13:47, archived)
# *winces*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 13:48, archived)
# *arouses*
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 15 Jun 2007, 13:42, archived)
# you could, you know, ask
or does the ballgag prevent that? ;)
(I helped save b3ta! fross Read your email on, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 13:44, archived)
# I've told people they're much better in bed than I really thought they were.
Who's to say everyone's not done that to me?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 13:48, archived)
# everyone's been to bed with you?
how did i miss this?
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 13:50, archived)
# I am Annabel Chung.
Someone give me a fiver.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 13:56, archived)
# Over
Rohypnolled.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 14:00, archived)