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[challenge entry] Blimey!

From the Creationism challenge. See all 279 entries (closed)

(ady909, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 16:22, archived)
# Then why the fuck did you do it?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 16:23, archived)
# Umm....
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 16:23, archived)
# hi
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 16:25, archived)
# lo
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 15 Jun 2007, 16:27, archived)
# Hello
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 16:27, archived)
# how's it going?
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 16:37, archived)
# ACE
I start my new bar job tonight! Yay!

(And i've had 2 hours sleep. ugh.)

Hows you?
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 16:41, archived)
# not bad
are you serving behind the bar or are you providing audio visual entertainment in your own unique style?
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 16:52, archived)
# yo
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 16:28, archived)
# *poke*
Come try to defeat me, boy-o. I bet 100% you cant.

/undisputed queen of rock scissors paper
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 16:32, archived)
# fire!
NOTHING BEATS FIRE!
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 16:33, archived)
# *fire extenguisers*
victory!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 16:35, archived)
# Haahahaha
WATER BEATS FIRE. so nyer.
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 16:35, archived)
# rock beats water
durr!
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 16:37, archived)
# Yeah but water erodes rock.
erodes it right down into tiny particles. Displacement doesn't do any lasting damage.

/awaits beating up at lunchtime
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 16:40, archived)
# well so far you've proved yourself right
:(
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 16:33, archived)
# It was the only thing that stopped me getting beaten up at school.
That and thumb war
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 16:35, archived)
# i hate you
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 16:35, archived)
# Hahaha, no you dont :)
*hugs*
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 16:35, archived)
# :)
*feels better now*
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 16:36, archived)
# 'ning!
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 16:40, archived)
# I didn't see you down there. Hello!
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 16:44, archived)
# of the 4 mesages youve posted on this board
half of them have been this.


it didn't get any better this time.
(iamatree, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 16:24, archived)
# Have I posted that many?
And I know, no better than before... the main difference is this one took me much longer.
(ady909, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 16:33, archived)
# why post it twice? ah, you forgot to compo it
I suggest you make use of the delete button quickly and in future just use the edit button to fix your mistakes.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 16:24, archived)
# or both?
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 16:25, archived)
# Yes I forgot to compo it,
I have the brains of a me - I can't help it. Deleted the other one now, I rock!
(ady909, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 16:32, archived)
# deleting threads causes cancer!
that's rule no.2
don't delete a thread if people have taken the trouble to post replies in it,even if they're all bad.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 16:35, archived)
# why is there a delete button then?
I say delete asap always.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 16:38, archived)
# ok smarty pants.
i would suggest it is for deleting smarty pants replies only.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 16:42, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 16:53, archived)
# Um
Why have you posted this picture twice?
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 16:24, archived)
# Ham. Toucher.
That is all.

Edit: Actually, that's NOT all! Have seen the state of the carpet in here?
It's a disgrace - get it cleared up immediately!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 16:25, archived)
# do you see the edit button?
mother fucker?

EDIT!!

EDIT!!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 16:25, archived)
# this is b3ta, in a Samuel L. Jackson stylee...
I love it.

:)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 16:27, archived)
# I wish samuel l jackson was a member here
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 16:28, archived)
# The 'ladies' from Sequential Art would be having a *very* hard time, I reckon...
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 16:30, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 16:31, archived)
# *heads it*
*scores*
*crows goes wild*
(likeajackhammer, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 16:28, archived)
# "wow bob, I've not seen anything like this since the randy horse incident of 1985!"
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 16:29, archived)
# What edit button?
I have a power button, and a caps lock thingy
(ady909, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 16:35, archived)
# between delete and reply
on every post you do

:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 16:38, archived)
# ignore, hide,delete,EDIT,reply
don't worry you'll get the hang of it.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 16:40, archived)
# in fact FUCK IT... hit the power button!
(likeajackhammer, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 16:51, archived)
# I hit the power button and it just turned my screenputer off
Maybe if I faxed it through next time?
Thanking you in anticipationage
(ady909, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 18:29, archived)
# Again, sorry Wiggledance:
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 16:34, archived)
# hahahaha
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 16:34, archived)
# Hahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 16:36, archived)