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# your jaffa cakes cannot tempt me
for i have forgone chocolate and cannot be lured into such an easy trap.

/knight of the choccy abstinence blog.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 16:31, archived)
# Ahh, but
they are Jaffa cakes made from, erm...

bacon!

Yes, Bacon cakes!
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 16:32, archived)
# chocolate with a bacon centre?
or bacon wrapped around orange goo?

I NEED TO KNOW DAMMIT!
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 16:36, archived)
# both
It's like a crazy conglomerate of a company that makes bacon and a company that makes orange goo merging and making a mad, mad mixture of the two
It's like glue, but made from bacon and orange goo
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 16:42, archived)
# bacoo?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 16:43, archived)
# Mr Bacoo.
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 18 Jun 2007, 16:44, archived)
# Hello!


*waves*
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 16:38, archived)
# HELLO!
*gets a bit too close and shouts very loud*

SORRY, I DIDN'T MEAN TO.., oops. I meant, I didn't mean to shout. Sorry
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 16:41, archived)
# That's quite alright.

There's not enough shouty-loud mouthterror in my life right now. So it was a bonus. Bounus, bonousm, bonoos, bownuss.

(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 16:44, archived)
# SHOUTYLOUDMOUTHTEERRRO..
Oh god, I did it again. I'm sorry, I'm so, so sorry, I can't help it..*sniff*
I just can't help... help myselfSHOUTINGALLTHETIME OH GOD! Why does it keep happening?
I want to be quiet, but I CAN'T BEQUIETOHGODITSHAPPENINGAGAIN
sorry, so sorry
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 16:45, archived)
# Why? Why would you do that?
Chocolate is king!
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 16:32, archived)
# he is very strange
Chocolate is my Downfall
I need to lose 6lbs
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 18 Jun 2007, 16:38, archived)
# lend me a fiver
and then buy a lottery ticket

sorted
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 16:39, archived)
# hahaha
I said lbs


(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 18 Jun 2007, 16:41, archived)
# I always read that as
leebs
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 16:41, archived)
# :)
when i was a kid i used to say 'elbees' for lbs
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 16:43, archived)
# hmmm
el bees for me
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 18 Jun 2007, 16:44, archived)
# That could be your new latino nick name
El B's
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 16:44, archived)
# Arf!
Or he could just go have six games of Time Crisis down the arcade.... :D
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 16:41, archived)
# since 1993/94 i have not touched it.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 16:40, archived)
# How?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 16:41, archived)
# He gets his Eunuchs to feed it to him
edit: I didn't think this through, he'd still touch it with his mouth
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 16:42, archived)
# *mwa*
I wish I had a eunuch. I'd make him sing a lot.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 16:43, archived)
# Well when I finally meet you
We'll go Eunuch shopping, you choose the man and I'll bring my extra large scissors (I love how that word is spelled)

*smooches*
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 16:45, archived)
# It must be done!
Are you going to Verity's blackpool birthday?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 16:47, archived)
# When is it?
I'd like to :D
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 16:49, archived)
# 17/11
It's in the calendar!

I should be dressing up as my actual piratey self, too.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 16:51, archived)
# he cut his hands off
I can't last longer than a day

at the moment I owe the office tuck box £3

I'm skint

but it's helping lack of chocolate
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 18 Jun 2007, 16:42, archived)
# I can't help but love it.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 16:47, archived)
# Forget how! Why? Why is important!
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 16:45, archived)
# Even if I had a why
I don't think I could manage the how.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 16:48, archived)
# it was either chocolate or beer
i decided to keep beer.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 17:01, archived)