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[challenge entry] Let there be liiiigggghhhhtttttt


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(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 16:19, archived)
# Wordy but good
:-)
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 16:21, archived)
# I figured, by
condensing the words into a CFB, those who are averse to sentences can just enjoy from afar :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 16:22, archived)
# Yays for you, Neville
Yays for you always :)
(creem all over your face, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 16:36, archived)
# Bang on
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 16:21, archived)
# *clicks Temptation of Satan link*
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 18 Jun 2007, 16:25, archived)
# do not tempt me devil
begone!
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 16:25, archived)
# *tempts*
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 16:25, archived)
# *shuns*
i shun your bubble wrap and your fresh jar of coffe with the foil lid still intact.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 16:28, archived)
# I have bubble
wrap with bubbles the size of walnuts. Yes I do!

And I don't drink coffee, although I occasionally buy jars incase someone comes round who does, so I have a few fresh ones lying around

I AM THE DEVIL INCARNATE! MWAWHAHWHHAWHHW...
*offers a Jaffa cake*
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 16:29, archived)
# your jaffa cakes cannot tempt me
for i have forgone chocolate and cannot be lured into such an easy trap.

/knight of the choccy abstinence blog.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 16:31, archived)
# Ahh, but
they are Jaffa cakes made from, erm...

bacon!

Yes, Bacon cakes!
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 16:32, archived)
# chocolate with a bacon centre?
or bacon wrapped around orange goo?

I NEED TO KNOW DAMMIT!
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 16:36, archived)
# both
It's like a crazy conglomerate of a company that makes bacon and a company that makes orange goo merging and making a mad, mad mixture of the two
It's like glue, but made from bacon and orange goo
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 16:42, archived)
# bacoo?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 16:43, archived)
# Mr Bacoo.
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 18 Jun 2007, 16:44, archived)
# Hello!


*waves*
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 16:38, archived)
# HELLO!
*gets a bit too close and shouts very loud*

SORRY, I DIDN'T MEAN TO.., oops. I meant, I didn't mean to shout. Sorry
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 16:41, archived)
# That's quite alright.

There's not enough shouty-loud mouthterror in my life right now. So it was a bonus. Bounus, bonousm, bonoos, bownuss.

(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 16:44, archived)
# SHOUTYLOUDMOUTHTEERRRO..
Oh god, I did it again. I'm sorry, I'm so, so sorry, I can't help it..*sniff*
I just can't help... help myselfSHOUTINGALLTHETIME OH GOD! Why does it keep happening?
I want to be quiet, but I CAN'T BEQUIETOHGODITSHAPPENINGAGAIN
sorry, so sorry
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 16:45, archived)
# Why? Why would you do that?
Chocolate is king!
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 16:32, archived)
# he is very strange
Chocolate is my Downfall
I need to lose 6lbs
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 18 Jun 2007, 16:38, archived)
# lend me a fiver
and then buy a lottery ticket

sorted
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 16:39, archived)
# hahaha
I said lbs


(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 18 Jun 2007, 16:41, archived)
# I always read that as
leebs
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 16:41, archived)
# :)
when i was a kid i used to say 'elbees' for lbs
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 16:43, archived)
# hmmm
el bees for me
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 18 Jun 2007, 16:44, archived)
# That could be your new latino nick name
El B's
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 16:44, archived)
# Arf!
Or he could just go have six games of Time Crisis down the arcade.... :D
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 16:41, archived)
# since 1993/94 i have not touched it.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 16:40, archived)
# How?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 16:41, archived)
# He gets his Eunuchs to feed it to him
edit: I didn't think this through, he'd still touch it with his mouth
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 16:42, archived)
# *mwa*
I wish I had a eunuch. I'd make him sing a lot.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 16:43, archived)
# Well when I finally meet you
We'll go Eunuch shopping, you choose the man and I'll bring my extra large scissors (I love how that word is spelled)

*smooches*
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 16:45, archived)
# It must be done!
Are you going to Verity's blackpool birthday?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 16:47, archived)
# When is it?
I'd like to :D
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 16:49, archived)
# 17/11
It's in the calendar!

I should be dressing up as my actual piratey self, too.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 16:51, archived)
# he cut his hands off
I can't last longer than a day

at the moment I owe the office tuck box £3

I'm skint

but it's helping lack of chocolate
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 18 Jun 2007, 16:42, archived)
# I can't help but love it.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 16:47, archived)
# Forget how! Why? Why is important!
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 16:45, archived)
# Even if I had a why
I don't think I could manage the how.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 16:48, archived)
# it was either chocolate or beer
i decided to keep beer.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 17:01, archived)
# excellent
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 16:25, archived)
# hallelujah!
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 16:26, archived)
# Ha!
Yes.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 16:27, archived)
# Ermm.
A big too wordy for my liking, but otherwise woo!
*clicks*
(creem all over your face, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 16:28, archived)
# This is Marvellous.
The Neville has consistently displayed entries to a high standard, and should win the compo outright.

However, he is a heretic and so shall be burned instead.
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Mon 18 Jun 2007, 16:29, archived)
# Ace as ever sir!
How are you The Neville? Is all sprangly in Scottishland theday?
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 16:29, archived)
# Everything is indeed
sprangly and nicelike. I've just recovered from a cold so I'm having the obligatory "Just recovered from a cold" recovery day
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 16:30, archived)
# Sounds like a splendid plan to me.
Tell me sir, will you be coming to Laird Dave's bash in August?
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 16:31, archived)
# Wheretheabouts is that?
Is it on the calendars page?
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 16:31, archived)
# Indeed it is...
www.b3ta.com/calendar/event/9755
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 16:32, archived)
# Boo!
How was your shouting?


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 16:36, archived)
# *pokes*
Hello you - indeed hello everyone.

I've managed to sneak on YAY for naughty at work tinterweb b3ta-ing
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 16:39, archived)
# haribo
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 18 Jun 2007, 16:41, archived)
# And the happy world thereof.
Hullo you *cuddles*
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 16:42, archived)
# We had excellent Haribos in Dusseldorf, the likes of which we'd never seen before.
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 16:45, archived)
# Cor!
Acers! *smooshes*

www.b3ta.com/board/7306556


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 16:42, archived)
# That is truly beautiful
and your style isn't bad either ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 16:48, archived)
# Hello stranger!
Are you well?
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 16:42, archived)
# I yam indeed :D
and your good self?
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 16:47, archived)
# I'm all of teh ace \o/
And going home, hurrah!

Catch you all later, you lovely people =)
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 17:00, archived)
# Good lordy!
Hello *waves*

Long time no speakings. How's you?
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 16:43, archived)
# ARG BUSY SOBS NOOO
pretty much anyway.

How are you lovey?
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 16:44, archived)
# I'm grand
I should be busy, but I'm ver' tired, so can't be aaaaarrrsed. Other than that, things art good.

How's everything in the land of sausage? Everything else going okies?
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 16:46, archived)
# Hello gorgeous Harriet
*glomps*
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 16:45, archived)
# WOOOOOO
Hiya gorgeous *glomps in return*
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 16:47, archived)
# Meh...
It was pretty much as I expected.

I'm just composing an email to my manager about it.

Incidentally, can you gaz me the address for your gig on Saturday? And let me know what time to get there? Cheers old bean =)
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 16:40, archived)
# Sure Thang!
got one Wednesday too, on bass

at the New Inn, Middleton Cheney, where you came before


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 16:43, archived)
# Middelton Cheney?
I got married just up the road from there :-)
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 16:47, archived)
# well, all are welcome if you fancy a free gig
20:30 - 23:00


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 16:49, archived)
# Not on Weds sadly
He has rehearsal, so I could not get there. Is Saturday in MC as well?
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 16:51, archived)
# no, I'll Gaz ya


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 16:54, archived)
# get back yur scurvy dog!
...oh no wait, that's pirates. Back to your pit foul creature of Satan!
(I helped save b3ta! FredAstaireAteMyTapShoes but he left me this fetching ballgown, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 16:29, archived)
# Ha ha!
Wunnerful. :)
(I helped save b3ta! notmoro and mrnotmoro : formerly Ishamael and his Missus, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 16:34, archived)
# pffft
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 16:35, archived)
# There's an exam?
*fails*
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 16:36, archived)
# this is ace - you are a genius in all ways
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 18 Jun 2007, 16:37, archived)
# worth every penny
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 16:43, archived)
# Hahaha
'ningles all.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 16:48, archived)