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[challenge entry] Not exactly sure what
meaning is behind this. There's possibly none. But it's a something. A picturey something.



Also, 100 Nerd Points for the first person to spot the factual inaccuracy

From the Creationism challenge. See all 279 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 17:37, archived)
# needs more shark
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 17:38, archived)
# The shark
is hiding inside the combine harvester
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 17:39, archived)
# *poke*
Look at the reviews, I hope you don't mind
www.amazon.co.uk/gp/product//0753508699/ref=cm_rv_thx_view/026-5929434-3377219
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 17:39, archived)
# hahahahaaaaaaa
excellent!
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 17:41, archived)
# you're fucking amazing
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 17:44, archived)
# Oh my god
That is so funny. As if she actually called her book that. Nice review.
(orukusaki actually fucking posted something for a change, on, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 18:09, archived)
# YeS!
(I helped save b3ta! nocturne72, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 19:02, archived)
# Not a clue, and it's killing me, I love GTASA
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 17:39, archived)
# ^ This and ^ This.
Weird, I had a compulsion to pull it out and play it today...
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 17:47, archived)
# Me too
but the nurse stopped me and upped my medication :(
(I helped save b3ta! Duncoffin is life., Mon 18 Jun 2007, 17:50, archived)
# factual inaccuracy
GTA San Andreas is only 2-3 years old, not 5.
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 17:39, archived)
# Not quite
the one I thought of, but yeah, you're right. Have 99 of the points (1 left, for the other random nerdy thing)

*revels in pointlessness of the whole endeavour*
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 17:41, archived)
# That was it?
FFS, I knew that, I just thought you were being vague.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 17:41, archived)
# pfft
Nah, there's still the main nerd-fact left to be found
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 17:43, archived)
# Not a clue, then.
Give us a clue, would you? Pwease?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 17:45, archived)
# It's so nerdy
I shall crumple up with shame

(the last image in the series of images seen above, is supposed to represent the programmer of the aforementioned chaps' reality, therefore
giving the impression that he is in some sense their God, their Creator, their large-bearded man in the clouds)

The lengthy hair'd chap is actually a picture of John Carmack, who indeed never did work on GTA - (unless he did, and I'm mistaken. Which I probably am)
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 17:48, archived)
# Oh fucking hell.
Even my GTA OBSESSED best mate wouldn't have got that.

Oh you cheeky sod!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 17:49, archived)
# :)
Admittedly, I only knew that because I googled for "game programmer" and got an image of him

*slides down the Nerd Scale*
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 17:51, archived)
# omg i almost asked if it was something like that
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 17:52, archived)
# Have you played Canis Canem Edit yet?
The kid you are in that looks exactly like the son in King of the Hill.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 17:52, archived)
# Not yet
I may add it to my list of controversial games to play.
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 17:54, archived)
# It's very good.
Nice gameplay to it.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 17:54, archived)
# you're just jealous that i was nerdy enough to say it
:)
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 17:46, archived)
# Quiet, yous
or I shall make you eat cotton wool in the cistern again.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 17:48, archived)
# it was you that did that?
i'd always thought it was CW
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 17:53, archived)
# C W, CW and Cw
are all parts of the same being. A trifold entity.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 17:55, archived)
# lol i hadn't realised the initials were all the same.
DUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

I meant Chorizowagon.
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 18:03, archived)
# there's no one called Bernard in GTASA?
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 17:42, archived)
# Yes there
is. You can find him hiding on the moon
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 17:44, archived)
# That computer couldn't run the game
And those late 80s/ early 90s haircuts are shit.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 17:40, archived)
# Easily covered by the German WW1 helmet.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 17:41, archived)
# Ooer missus!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 18:01, archived)
# You'll never beat the Combine with one of those.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 17:40, archived)
# That computer is over five years old....?
And stop with the goodness, you're embrokening me.
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Mon 18 Jun 2007, 17:40, archived)
# No-one likes Bernard,
No-one would refer to him as "my good friend"
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 18 Jun 2007, 17:42, archived)
# Enough with the fake false facts already!
You're making my picture cry

But you are right with that fact. Have half of the remaining point.
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 17:44, archived)
# A nerd wouldn't
leave the top off his coke bottle.
(I helped save b3ta! Mx-Dr Trying to be somewhere between an ape and a robot., Mon 18 Jun 2007, 17:44, archived)
# Bernard is a living, black man?
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Mon 18 Jun 2007, 17:46, archived)
# Funny
Can I have 100 non-nerd points for not even knowing what game that's from?
(Pachey, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 17:47, archived)
# Hurrah!
I do think you deserve them just for that :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 17:49, archived)
# is it that you've got a picture of John Carmack, head geek guy from Id
and not someone from Rockstar doing the programming?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 17:48, archived)
# You mofo edited that
and stole my brains!
(I helped save b3ta! Mx-Dr Trying to be somewhere between an ape and a robot., Mon 18 Jun 2007, 17:49, archived)
# I was checking the spelling
so as not to appear stupid.
Then went and mispelt it anyway :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 17:56, archived)
# pffft
Yes indeed (although I did just write that out above)

Unfortunately there's only half a nerd point left. You'll have to make do with that. Or you could share it out amongst yourselves
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 17:50, archived)
# ahh, but I was writing this while you were writing yours
so needed no such help ;)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 17:51, archived)
# says YOU
*rewinds the secret camera in Toasty's room and tries to zoom in on the computer clock*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 17:54, archived)
# *puts willy away quickly*
*and covers up specialist literature*
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 17:55, archived)
# :-(
*turns off camera*




*cries*




*for hours*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 17:57, archived)
# Is that John Carmack?
EDIT: D'oh, too late.
(80sGreek, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 17:50, archived)