Apologies to
the good people of glassgay

( wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 14:18, archived)

*clicks*

( Cadmus has teh uplikn coeds at, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 14:19, archived)

woo
and if those girls are virgins, they're probably ugly
edit: or illegal
( My Future Self Stay Gold Ponyboy. Stay Gold., Sun 1 Jul 2007, 14:20, archived)

or not really girls

or technically human
( mediocre HONKA HONKA, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 14:40, archived)

A Glaswegian* virgin is an 8 year old who can run faster than her brothers.
*where Glaswegian is a randomly selected town for the purposes of light wit and no actual slight to the city's womenfolk is intended.
( Pedantichrist twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 14:42, archived)

Ahaha :D
Av a click
(spartacus_mills and Rex Hamilton as Abraham Lincoln!, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 14:21, archived)

haha!
top stuff, woo!
( Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sun 1 Jul 2007, 14:21, archived)

pfffft. i reckon
that we should all get to form a queue and slap them on the burnt bits. It's only fair.
( lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 14:22, archived)

ginger beards?
*shudders*
(Foo_Kinnell all the cut will be absorbed by it been a dog, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 14:23, archived)

haha.
so glad I've left that city.

If you've seen one orange slapper with blonde highlights, you've seen them all. (I'm sure that there are attractive girls in glasgow really...)
( The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 14:25, archived)

Hah!
If you go to Glasgow, better be careful now...
( The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Sun 1 Jul 2007, 15:26, archived)

ha ha
bums unit
( miamistu snagglery, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 16:47, archived)

Hey!
My city resembles that remark!
(basstard, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 21:02, archived)

/Fry

( J-Rod chortled as he came, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 22:38, archived)

oh the joy of spazzing
this is brilliant - *click* cause it needs a push!
Woo Yay!
( Zank Frappa i might be a cunt but im not a fucking cunt, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 23:12, archived)

Hahahahaha
How the fuck did I miss this you genius!
( Jahled a cataclysm of spidery hellfuck would be a welcome, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 23:51, archived)

He came to Scotland for a postgrad course in Scottish Poetry
but really hasn't enjoyed it. He's suffering from second degree Burns.
(Munin, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 1:07, archived)

Smack....

( Jonoton, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 9:25, archived)

i heard
his name was Sinje Majeep and he's been arrested for possession of a pair of fire arms and for smoking in public...
(get on with it Über alles in der Welt, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 14:38, archived)

Hahaha!
I actually spluffed what I was drinking when i saw that!
( Monty Propps, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 13:43, archived)

hahaha
literally LOL'ed :)

*woo*
(spinoza, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 20:13, archived)

Hahah!
Brilliant stuff.
( mechamatsimpsk, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 23:33, archived)

Best of the year!
maybe because I'm tired, or haven't been on the site for a while - that was funny
( Art101 You all have an unhealthy and morbid fascination, Tue 3 Jul 2007, 1:52, archived)

it's funny
cos it's true
(william_shatner, Wed 4 Jul 2007, 19:51, archived)