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# Meh - dick and quirty
Dont click the button you fool!


Clicky piccy for story!
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 13:52, archived)
# haha
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 13:53, archived)
# try jpegs instead of gifs
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 13:54, archived)
# ^^this
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 13:55, archived)
# I tried them
but they chafed.

I took them back and demanded a refund. The chap in my p.c. case told me to get to f*ck.
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 13:56, archived)
# I know!
JPG was 199K though!
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 13:57, archived)
# what software are you using
if you save as jpeg, there is almost always a compression slider
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 13:59, archived)
# jpeg has scaleable compression
it can be whatever size you want - although quality obviously decreases the more you use
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 14:00, archived)
# yes
gifs have frames that work.
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 13:57, archived)
# Tired of
your daily gif slog? Tired of being all pixelly and shite?

Try new jpeg, from Danone! jpeg contains at least 45% of your daily amount of vitamin enhanced bacteria!

jpeg, for a new you!


MMMMMMM. DAANOONE!
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 13:57, archived)
# Silly bomber
TNT cannot hurt Peugeot 504.
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 13:56, archived)
# 'noon all
I've been making impulse buys in Waterstones


(yes I know you can download it, but it's not the same)
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 13:57, archived)
# huzzah!
I'm in there! Twice!

:D
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 13:59, archived)
# Grats!
are you one of the dead babies?
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 14:01, archived)
# ni
I'm a sexy nun with a Javelin
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 14:04, archived)
# I love dead babies jokes
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 14:05, archived)
#
jokes
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 14:08, archived)
# I'm in there thrice so nyer!! ;P
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 14:08, archived)
# I'm in there once
but I didn't get any credit! But I don't mind, because the joke wears thin eventually anyway! YAY!
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 14:28, archived)
# Haynes for all versions of the Cortina
would start paragraphs like...

To get at the underlying component, first scrape away the rust with a screwdriver.
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 13:58, archived)
# haha
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 14:01, archived)
# Seconded.
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 14:46, archived)