yes.
yes it is



From the Bad Books for Kids challenge. See all 466 entries (closed)

( Griffy Savalas Become her drillosaur, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 9:16, archived)

*cries into Beer*
Imaginary beer, that is, for we don't have beer in the office, no, we don't.

We do have coffee though, anyone want 'owt whilst I'm up?
( bilbobarneybobs is a financial spacktard, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 9:17, archived)

Tea for me please
Nice and milky, no sugar. Just a splash of gin.
( Mrs Trellis is returning to fuhldom, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 9:18, archived)

back in five
Cheddar Gorge
( bilbobarneybobs is a financial spacktard, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 9:20, archived)

That's no way to talk about her personal hygiene!

( Paul., Thu 19 Jul 2007, 9:24, archived)

sugar puffs
lots of milk

=D
( Aphex The Mink glasjay.blogspot.com, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 9:19, archived)

Right
One pint of milk for you sir, Sprinkling of Sugar Puffs
( bilbobarneybobs is a financial spacktard, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 9:20, archived)

good lad
*points and winks*
( Aphex The Mink glasjay.blogspot.com, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 9:21, archived)

after i eat sugar puffs......
my wee smells of sugar puffs!
( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 9:29, archived)

I'm alright ta
just had a tea
( Griffy Savalas Become her drillosaur, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 9:20, archived)

grab me a bacon and egg sarnie!
ik heb een hangover!
( Just Flange Eiwit, the mighty ENDOSPERM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 9:21, archived)

is that a dutch hangover?

( Griffy Savalas Become her drillosaur, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 9:22, archived)

ooooh
hitting the advokaat too hard... I have an eggy hangover!
( Prof UnderCover belligerence aroused by a real or supposed wrong, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 9:29, archived)

a new and better paid, less shit, job please
white, one sugar
( mictoboy, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 9:21, archived)

racist

( Just Flange Eiwit, the mighty ENDOSPERM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 9:21, archived)

fuck off, paki

( mictoboy, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 9:21, archived)

*joins THIS queue*
can I have mine without sugar thanks
( Prof UnderCover belligerence aroused by a real or supposed wrong, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 9:30, archived)

if I MUST have tea, lots of milk, one sugar please

( The Great Architect, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 9:31, archived)

Twix please
oh and a er...number 53 from the coffee machine
( Xkimo was at work on, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 9:23, archived)

coffee machine?
is there anything more futile?
( mictoboy, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 9:24, archived)

waiting in for a Spanish plumber

( Griffy Savalas Become her drillosaur, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 9:27, archived)

El Sid?

( The Great Architect, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 9:27, archived)

no tea, no coffee, but a 'blackcurrant infusion' please....
also, your new addy please mate, dvds are ready
( The Great Architect, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 9:26, archived)

you have deeweedee?

( Griffy Savalas Become her drillosaur, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 9:27, archived)

45 St Swithins Terr..
...hang on - this is a public Forum!

*sends secret message*
( bilbobarneybobs is a financial spacktard, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 9:32, archived)

I also need your address
... I've finally managed to fill that jar you sent me :D
( Prof UnderCover belligerence aroused by a real or supposed wrong, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 9:33, archived)

*invisible inks*

( The Great Architect, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 9:33, archived)

can i have your address too?
i've got al lthis anthrax sitting here going off
( mictoboy, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 9:34, archived)

Cornetto

( The Great Architect, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 9:27, archived)

I'll have a party where I don't know anyone
the beer is warm and the women are cold.

Thanks.
( Prof UnderCover belligerence aroused by a real or supposed wrong, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 9:31, archived)

an egg n bacon bap
would go down delightfully!
( nel Roland Rat and Kevvviiinnnnn, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 9:34, archived)

compo it

( mictoboy, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 9:17, archived)

NO

edit: ah goan then - saves me entering it
( Griffy Savalas Become her drillosaur, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 9:19, archived)

gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay
( mictoboy, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 9:21, archived)

STRIKE IT FROM THE RECORD!!

( Griffy Savalas Become her drillosaur, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 9:24, archived)

why don't we just all look
here www.b3ta.com/challenge/self-help/ and be done with it.. next compo please!
( nel Roland Rat and Kevvviiinnnnn, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 9:17, archived)

I thought we'd done this before
for shame :(
( Jeccius is also me Xbox 360 Gamertag, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 9:19, archived)

have a banana

( bilbobarneybobs is a financial spacktard, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 9:19, archived)

That wouldn't go well with my egg n bacon bap.
:D
( nel Roland Rat and Kevvviiinnnnn, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 9:43, archived)