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[challenge entry] opened teh cupboard this morning...

'ning all

From the If Song Lyrics Were Literally True challenge. See all 773 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 10:14, archived)
# *dons banana suit*
woo yay

I know nothing about this other than what I learned from Family Guy... which is how I pick up on most 'current' trends
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 10:15, archived)
# ^this
(THIRTY-TWO - Sputnik -, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 10:29, archived)
# pffft
but jelly means jam
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 10:15, archived)
# jam is different...
kinda like orange juice and orange squash... if you get the analogy

jam is made with real fruit pieces and jelly is a sugary concoction of shite
(likeajackhammer, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 10:17, archived)
# ^this
(Brownpants From Liverpool to Manila, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 10:18, archived)
# like red currant jelly?
mmmm - venison.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 10:19, archived)
# I quite like venison . . .
. . .

but it's a bit . . . deer


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 10:28, archived)
# *smacks head*
Doe!
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 10:29, archived)
# Bah!
That one was way too obvious . . . antler any more contrived ones?


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 10:30, archived)
# Just that it's the perfect meal for a stag do
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 10:31, archived)
# Oh, buck your ideas up.
we must've herd these puns before.
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 10:31, archived)
# There's plenty of puns I've herbivore
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 10:32, archived)
# They're kinda hart to swallow, though
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 10:34, archived)
# that's because you browse my website


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 10:35, archived)
# Pffft
I actually had to read that a few times before seeing that one :p
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 10:37, archived)
# I fawn over them daily
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 10:37, archived)
# yeha but when americans say jelly
they mean jam
don't they?
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 10:19, archived)
# yup.
it's the old crisp/chip problem!
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 10:20, archived)
# Psssst
Congrats *huggles*
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 10:21, archived)
# thank you
i shall be all kilted up and everything!
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 10:22, archived)
# you getting wedded or bummed or something?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 10:23, archived)
# hopefully both but mainly married
two weeks on friday

(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 10:27, archived)
# the 31st?
Braw! TLH's eldest gets married the Friday before! Huzzah and Congrats!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 10:30, archived)
# happy 22nd bathday!
yay

BANJOS - and not in the Glasgow sense.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 10:32, archived)
# thank you very much squire
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 10:50, archived)
# wonderfunk
congratulations... b3ta bash for the reception?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 10:36, archived)
# Phwoar! Piccies please!
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 10:23, archived)
# righto
i might even show you the superman pants that i shall be wearing =D
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 10:28, archived)
# Over or under the kilt?
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 10:30, archived)
# on his heed!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 10:44, archived)
# pffft
under, silly
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 10:50, archived)
# again... not quite... jam has fruit pieces in... whereas jelly is strained...
like shreaded or shreadless marmalade
(likeajackhammer, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 10:28, archived)
# Shredded ftw!
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 10:35, archived)
# penut butter jelly and a base ball bat!
way yeah way yeah way yeah way yeah and daygo daygo daygo daygo ect.
woo to you mrsMr.jeccy
(Brownpants From Liverpool to Manila, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 10:16, archived)
# I know I got bitch tits...
..but I aint no missus lol
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 10:19, archived)
# jeely sandwiches!
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 10:17, archived)
# Good moaning
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 10:18, archived)
# 'ello
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 10:20, archived)
# 'lo KW
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 10:30, archived)
# Good groaning
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 10:21, archived)
# Thanks, I've just had it stuffed



er..
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 10:30, archived)