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# the parents are a couple of negligent cunts
I hope it turns out it was them after all
(Slartibartfast. Is currently ignoring: Slartibartfast, Fri 7 Sep 2007, 16:17, archived)
# ^this
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 7 Sep 2007, 16:17, archived)
# ^this
(I helped save b3ta! wjh31, Fri 7 Sep 2007, 16:30, archived)
# ^this
(Roodie Doodie 's got wood, Fri 7 Sep 2007, 16:34, archived)
# yes...
but she's guilty will the M in MILF stand for Murderer?
(get on with it Über alles in der Welt, Fri 7 Sep 2007, 16:46, archived)
# Murdering Illigeit Lying Fucker
'ning b3ta!
(I helped save b3ta! head-doctor ololololo, Fri 7 Sep 2007, 16:53, archived)
# and a million busy-body parents have to explain to their kids that Maddy was killed by her Mummy or Daddy
What a turkey shoot
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 7 Sep 2007, 16:19, archived)
# Are you really going to Derby?
(Pachey, Fri 7 Sep 2007, 16:20, archived)
# I certainly reckon so
Just a couple of sticking points, transport-wise, but yeh I'd love to see you all again

And hopefully be able to talk to you this time :)
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 7 Sep 2007, 16:22, archived)
# Yes, you didn't talk to me last time :(
And I was too scared to talk to you.
(Pachey, Fri 7 Sep 2007, 16:24, archived)
# oh noes! :(
I'm fluffy. Getting fluffier every month :)

To be honest last time was London - and that pub was fecking awful. I had to literally scream to talk with people and I hate that. I'm a quiet chap, you see ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 7 Sep 2007, 16:26, archived)
# No, it wasn't that
I like that pub.
(Pachey, Fri 7 Sep 2007, 16:27, archived)
# you were too busy talking to me
cos you love me
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 7 Sep 2007, 16:30, archived)
# Oh yeah
*blushes*
(Pachey, Fri 7 Sep 2007, 16:39, archived)
# Everything I say is my opinion only :)
And for me it was the pub - or the night - either way, local drunkards snorting vodka shots and screaming "WHO ARE YA WHO ARE YA" at a silent Sky Sports Plasma screen isn't much fun for me. That's why the b3ta room at Derby sounds grand :D
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 7 Sep 2007, 16:31, archived)
# I might go too
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 7 Sep 2007, 16:26, archived)
# Really?
Or are you just messing?
(Pachey, Fri 7 Sep 2007, 16:28, archived)
# i'm thinking about it,
dixon's blackmailing me
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 7 Sep 2007, 16:28, archived)
# Blackmail is such a dirty word.
Actually I am helping my lovely bloke improve his English and asked him if he knew what "Blackmail" meant. He looked puzzled and then replied "coloured man?"
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 7 Sep 2007, 16:34, archived)
# Oh bless
(Pachey, Fri 7 Sep 2007, 16:42, archived)
# Walking my dog through the park
I overheard an argument over blackmail

I've barely slept since.
(Baron Samedi - sale must end, Fri 7 Sep 2007, 16:37, archived)
# i need more details
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 7 Sep 2007, 16:50, archived)
# The trauma's too great
and my publicist has advised me to keep quiet until the press conference

www.youtube.com/watch?v=jkyYKDIC5wI
(Baron Samedi - sale must end, Fri 7 Sep 2007, 16:53, archived)
# hello handsome
*hug*
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 7 Sep 2007, 16:21, archived)
# hullo sexeh pance :D
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 7 Sep 2007, 16:23, archived)
# this is the new tattoo i'm going to get
www3.barnesy.org/board/7589287

what do you think?
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 7 Sep 2007, 16:24, archived)
# hmm not sure tbh
I'm loving the idea - I see a big laughing muppety face though :/

sorry :(
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 7 Sep 2007, 16:28, archived)
# look at the monitor
not the mirror!

sorry, couldn't help it.

damn it man! now i see that too!
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 7 Sep 2007, 16:30, archived)
# I'm office-lolling and feeling really sorry I said it now
How about a pint in Derby? :)
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 7 Sep 2007, 16:32, archived)
# make it a whiskey and i'm yours
erm...i mean and you're on!
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 7 Sep 2007, 16:57, archived)
# I think the majority of marriages fail eventually
so you are statistically likely to be left with a permanent mark that stirs up awkward memories. Put it on some part of you you can't easily see.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Fri 7 Sep 2007, 16:37, archived)
# ....and then send Dixon a photo of it
:P
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 7 Sep 2007, 16:37, archived)
# perhaps Maddie's actually killed *them*
and is wearing their skin as a body suit

after being left on her own to watch Silence of the Lambs
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 7 Sep 2007, 16:22, archived)
# A bit like that alien at the start of Men in Black?
*glees at the idea*
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 7 Sep 2007, 16:23, archived)
# *lotions basket*
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 7 Sep 2007, 16:24, archived)
# "It puts the lotion on its skin...
or else it gets the hose again!"
(I helped save b3ta! Cocksure, Fri 7 Sep 2007, 16:48, archived)
# pffffft
(Slartibartfast. Is currently ignoring: Slartibartfast, Fri 7 Sep 2007, 16:27, archived)
# /\ this /\ indeed
Can't do them fancy arrows
(I helped save b3ta! ERG1008 is climbing in yo windows & snatchin yo people up, Fri 7 Sep 2007, 16:27, archived)
# Is there no carrot above the '6' on your keyboard?
Shift+6 doesn't work?
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Fri 7 Sep 2007, 16:30, archived)
# ^
Shit.

Thanks Heffrey.

:o)
(I helped save b3ta! ERG1008 is climbing in yo windows & snatchin yo people up, Fri 7 Sep 2007, 16:32, archived)
# \o/
Yay! I helped someone today!

Now I can go back to being a miserable SOB.
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Fri 7 Sep 2007, 16:42, archived)
# *discovers hidden vegetable patch*
genius!
(Baron Samedi - sale must end, Fri 7 Sep 2007, 16:34, archived)
# caret
/pedant
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Fri 7 Sep 2007, 16:44, archived)
# Take your caret and shove it
...into Frosty the Snowman's face.

(Honestly, I knew it wasn't 'carrot', but couldn't remember which of the various spellings to use.)
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Fri 7 Sep 2007, 16:51, archived)
# awww
*fluff-glomps*
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Fri 7 Sep 2007, 16:52, archived)
# Me too
^
This too
(I helped save b3ta! Chilli Heatwave ,shit, Fri 7 Sep 2007, 16:20, archived)
# I'm rapidly losing the ability to give a shit
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Fri 7 Sep 2007, 16:23, archived)
# ^this
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Fri 7 Sep 2007, 16:24, archived)
# hehehe I probably can't even begin to imagine how often you're confronted with teh maddie
if you live in britain.
(Slartibartfast. Is currently ignoring: Slartibartfast, Fri 7 Sep 2007, 16:25, archived)
# Every day on the Today programme news as I wake up
there's some bollocks about it - they're about to arrest someone ... it never happened ... something about the latest fund/awareness raising crap ... something about something some portugese newspaper said ... someone's reaction ... absolutely fuck all is actually happening and they are banging on about it day in day out.

Find a corpse or nick the fucking mum or something already.
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Fri 7 Sep 2007, 16:28, archived)
# ^ this is a good synopsis
I wish you were the head of news programming.
(Pachey, Fri 7 Sep 2007, 16:31, archived)
# oh
amazing.

I just always see it whenever bbc news has is on their website, which is already often enough for me.

Oh, and when they have a silence before fucking football matches while they put her face onto a 5-meter screen.

/If she was ugly/poor no one would've given a shit
(Slartibartfast. Is currently ignoring: Slartibartfast, Fri 7 Sep 2007, 16:32, archived)
# LOOK FOR MADDIE

(I helped save b3ta! gravytrain, Fri 7 Sep 2007, 16:42, archived)
# it was them
as they're the ones that left their kids unattended while they fucked off for a meal

the identity of the murderer/abductor is moot
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 7 Sep 2007, 16:23, archived)
# well yeah
they should, of course, be locked up for leaving her all alone while they went out to dinner.

How old was she? 5?6?7?
(Slartibartfast. Is currently ignoring: Slartibartfast, Fri 7 Sep 2007, 16:28, archived)
# Best part is the resort they were at had child care services
they just couldn't be fucked to pay.
(Guineapiggy Fuzzeh!, Fri 7 Sep 2007, 16:31, archived)
# hahahaha!
see, I didn't even know that.

ridiculous.
(Slartibartfast. Is currently ignoring: Slartibartfast, Fri 7 Sep 2007, 16:33, archived)
# don't forget the twin babies that they left behind too
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 7 Sep 2007, 16:34, archived)
# yeah
but they didn't manage to sell them
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 7 Sep 2007, 16:44, archived)
# They've always struck me as....
... I dunno, the current turn of events don't surprise me.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Fri 7 Sep 2007, 16:25, archived)
# I bet the pope'll be cross if it turns out to have been them
they'll have made him look a right dick
not that he doesn't already
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Fri 7 Sep 2007, 16:32, archived)
# I think he's used to dealing with child abusers
Though not ones that have given interviews to Heat magazine.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Fri 7 Sep 2007, 16:52, archived)
# they said "oh we won't be leaving our kids alone EVER again"
then they fuck off and visit the pope..without their kids!!

/hmmmm
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 7 Sep 2007, 16:36, archived)
# that'd get awkward once the kids reach their teens...
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Fri 7 Sep 2007, 16:47, archived)