The real reason he didn't call a snap election....

( Devon Dan without geometry, there would be no point, Thu 11 Oct 2007, 16:57, archived)

 
( Pedantichrist http://havingapoo.blogspot.com, vasectomy pictures, Thu 11 Oct 2007, 16:58, archived)

Thanks!
Your opinion is greatly received
( Devon Dan without geometry, there would be no point, Thu 11 Oct 2007, 16:59, archived)

( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Charles Node's text of the eluded cod, Thu 11 Oct 2007, 17:04, archived)

agreed

( Geoff the Clownfish -she's a party girl with a bad habit, Thu 11 Oct 2007, 16:59, archived)

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( wheelybird http://www.creativecraving.co.uk/shops/the-aviary, Thu 11 Oct 2007, 17:01, archived)

uh-huh

have people stopped trying?
( mediocre is all bruised and sore, Thu 11 Oct 2007, 17:03, archived)

yes
around Feb 2004.

apparently

/JMG blog
( Griffy Savalas hates people who call Cheddar 'normal cheese', Thu 11 Oct 2007, 17:07, archived)

this explains a lot

( mediocre is all bruised and sore, Thu 11 Oct 2007, 17:08, archived)

its funny cos its spunk see.
Not hair gel - she thinks its hair gel, but it's not it's spunk, and she has it in her hair, that's why it's funny see. not hair gel. spunk
( Griffy Savalas hates people who call Cheddar 'normal cheese', Thu 11 Oct 2007, 17:01, archived)

I just thought he couldn't get the top off the gel tube
duh!
( Geoff the Clownfish -she's a party girl with a bad habit, Thu 11 Oct 2007, 17:02, archived)

no, it's spunk
not hair gel.


spunk.
( Griffy Savalas hates people who call Cheddar 'normal cheese', Thu 11 Oct 2007, 17:03, archived)

spunk?

( Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Thu 11 Oct 2007, 17:03, archived)

spunk?

( Discomeats . cement, Thu 11 Oct 2007, 17:04, archived)

well, now you come to mention it....
(sorry)
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Charles Node's text of the eluded cod, Thu 11 Oct 2007, 17:05, archived)

o_O
;)
( Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Thu 11 Oct 2007, 17:06, archived)

well that is fucking hilarious
they should make a film
( Geoff the Clownfish -she's a party girl with a bad habit, Thu 11 Oct 2007, 17:04, archived)

My word, I'd never realised!
So spunk works like an extra powerful hair gel then?
( Wasp Box, Thu 11 Oct 2007, 17:04, archived)

so it would seem
especially if it's not really spunk, but wallpaper paste
( Griffy Savalas hates people who call Cheddar 'normal cheese', Thu 11 Oct 2007, 17:06, archived)

only in hollywood
can a man ejaculate building materials
( Discomeats . cement, Thu 11 Oct 2007, 17:06, archived)

and shit bricks

( mediocre is all bruised and sore, Thu 11 Oct 2007, 17:07, archived)

could be useful though
if you are doing up a house.

I just need to seal the bath. Pass me that copy of Razzle love.
( Griffy Savalas hates people who call Cheddar 'normal cheese', Thu 11 Oct 2007, 17:07, archived)

"ooh, it's too brown, can you do it again differently?"

( Discomeats . cement, Thu 11 Oct 2007, 17:12, archived)

So it's not spunk?
You're confusing me now.

Facewash, facewash is very believable synthetic spunk. And you can squeeze the tube to make it spurt too.
( Wasp Box, Thu 11 Oct 2007, 17:07, archived)

But does it pass the taste test
hmm?
( Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Thu 11 Oct 2007, 17:08, archived)

LOL
You........

:)
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Charles Node's text of the eluded cod, Thu 11 Oct 2007, 17:10, archived)

it tastes all soapy
errrm, apparently
( Griffy Savalas hates people who call Cheddar 'normal cheese', Thu 11 Oct 2007, 17:11, archived)

No, it's not a good idea to eat soap.
So if you want to show someone licking spunk off of something, such as their own face or tits, and don't want to simply use the real thing, you can use a sherbert solution.
( Wasp Box, Thu 11 Oct 2007, 17:12, archived)

kthx
*makes notes*
( Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Thu 11 Oct 2007, 17:13, archived)

I bet spunk does a better job of washing your face
than facewash does of getting ladies pregnant though
( Griffy Savalas hates people who call Cheddar 'normal cheese', Thu 11 Oct 2007, 17:08, archived)

Nah, best synthetic spunk is icing sugar and water...
vary the quantities depending on how long it's been since the last.. ahem... release....
( Sonic James Doom - awaiting the arrival of mini-Doom, Thu 11 Oct 2007, 17:09, archived)

sherbert
is nicer!
( Wasp Box, Thu 11 Oct 2007, 17:14, archived)

Not entirely dissimilar to be honest...
I prefer the sugary hit of icing sugar...

Don't mix strawberries into though, that's getting a bit specialist...
( Sonic James Doom - awaiting the arrival of mini-Doom, Thu 11 Oct 2007, 17:17, archived)

but not Apri
never Apri
( Geoff the Clownfish -she's a party girl with a bad habit, Thu 11 Oct 2007, 17:10, archived)

Why do you know so much about such a topic?

(Pachey, Thu 11 Oct 2007, 17:12, archived)

I've read a rich and varied life...
Edit/ sorry, this is probably NSFW

Wasp Box Condoms
( Wasp Box, Thu 11 Oct 2007, 17:16, archived)

so is that spunk, facewash or sherbert?
come on random quote!
( Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Thu 11 Oct 2007, 17:18, archived)

ha, finger's crossed eh!
That is face wash, compression doesn't really do it justice.
( Wasp Box, Thu 11 Oct 2007, 17:21, archived)

in hollywood
anything is possible
( Discomeats . cement, Thu 11 Oct 2007, 17:06, archived)

It's rubbish
trust me
( Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Thu 11 Oct 2007, 17:07, archived)

*stops trying to wank over own head*

( Wasp Box, Thu 11 Oct 2007, 17:07, archived)

oh, bloody hell - alright then:

( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Charles Node's text of the eluded cod, Thu 11 Oct 2007, 17:09, archived)

0_0
;)
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Charles Node's text of the eluded cod, Thu 11 Oct 2007, 17:08, archived)

LIES!
It's funny cos he gets his willy caught in his zipper at the start and it bleeds and starts off the whole premise of yet another formulaic rom-com. Hahah.
(Daktar can't fit his desired text in here., Thu 11 Oct 2007, 17:03, archived)

"We got a bleeder!"
what doers that mean exactly? Why would an ambulance man even shout that? They must get bleeding patients all the time, surely?Noiw if he was spunking I'd understand it. "We got a spunker!" would at least be unusual enough to be remarkable. Especially if the spunk ended up in her hair instead of hair gel.
( Griffy Savalas hates people who call Cheddar 'normal cheese', Thu 11 Oct 2007, 17:04, archived)

It would also mark Ben Stiller as some kind of sexual deviant
Suitable for the investigations of the local vice squad.
(Daktar can't fit his desired text in here., Thu 11 Oct 2007, 17:06, archived)

Damn.


Did you find that out from the extra features DVD director's commentary? I didn't activate that, so therefore I was left unsure as to why other people were laughing.
( wheelybird http://www.creativecraving.co.uk/shops/the-aviary, Thu 11 Oct 2007, 17:06, archived)

yes
but only the Japanese edition
( Griffy Savalas hates people who call Cheddar 'normal cheese', Thu 11 Oct 2007, 17:09, archived)

'There's something about Bukkake'

( mediocre is all bruised and sore, Thu 11 Oct 2007, 17:11, archived)

haha
there sure is
( Griffy Savalas hates people who call Cheddar 'normal cheese', Thu 11 Oct 2007, 17:17, archived)