we can rebuild her


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(clefth33d, Wed 17 Oct 2007, 13:17, archived)

Maybe we can, but should we?

( mediocre *canned laughter*, Wed 17 Oct 2007, 13:17, archived)

hell no!

( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Wed 17 Oct 2007, 13:19, archived)

I have a spare whisk

( Mighty Nibus who dares gins, Wed 17 Oct 2007, 13:19, archived)

Those little white things for stirring tea
That's what you need
( Mrs Trellis is returning to fuhldom, Wed 17 Oct 2007, 13:19, archived)

servants?

( drbroon a poor wee monkey stole his face, Wed 17 Oct 2007, 13:29, archived)

Arf!

( Sonic James Doom doesn't really want to teach anymore... oh well., Wed 17 Oct 2007, 13:30, archived)

Arf!

( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock our time is running out, Wed 17 Oct 2007, 13:43, archived)

I like Michelle Ryan better

(BlueHaze www.meandr.net, Wed 17 Oct 2007, 13:20, archived)

Me too...
...If she was here right now I might even let her have some of this leftover apple & plum crumble I'm eating for lunch.

Although having said that, it would take ages for the cream to dribble down her massive chin if she spilt it.
(Jamey, Wed 17 Oct 2007, 13:23, archived)

she is well endowed in that particular department
/chin fetish
(BlueHaze www.meandr.net, Wed 17 Oct 2007, 13:24, archived)

if she was here
I'd offer her some of the coke I was drinking

:D
( Discomeats I like pies!, Wed 17 Oct 2007, 13:26, archived)

if she were here
I think she would easily beat me up.
( drbroon a poor wee monkey stole his face, Wed 17 Oct 2007, 13:30, archived)

aye if it was heather
shed probally take her leg off and bash your brains in with it :)
(clefth33d, Wed 17 Oct 2007, 13:33, archived)

I was talking about Michelle Ryan
she's a bit beefy for my liking. wide shoulders.
( drbroon a poor wee monkey stole his face, Wed 17 Oct 2007, 13:37, archived)

means she could protect you in a fist fight innit
unless she has a mental breakdown, then your kinda knackered
( Discomeats I like pies!, Wed 17 Oct 2007, 13:49, archived)

Am I the only one who has ever thought what fucking the stump would be like?

( B.T., Wed 17 Oct 2007, 13:21, archived)

Not now you're not, no.

( Afinkawan, Wed 17 Oct 2007, 13:22, archived)

if you want to know
get a marrowbone from the butchers

put it in the microwave for 45 seconds

but watch you don't burn yourself
( Mighty Nibus who dares gins, Wed 17 Oct 2007, 13:23, archived)

well



( Discomeats I like pies!, Wed 17 Oct 2007, 13:23, archived)

Well, you were anyway.

( mediocre *canned laughter*, Wed 17 Oct 2007, 13:29, archived)

A perfect chance to repost a pic of her husband's old band from last night.

( kinks This is not an ah situation, Wed 17 Oct 2007, 13:24, archived)

her ex-husband
isn't quite such a looker any more was never much of a looker

( Wasp Box is your next PM, Wed 17 Oct 2007, 13:27, archived)

anymore?
he never was
( Smash Monkey it's a bitch convincing people to like you, Wed 17 Oct 2007, 13:28, archived)

hmm, true
*edits*
( Wasp Box is your next PM, Wed 17 Oct 2007, 13:29, archived)

As an aged update that actually works!
Woo!
( kinks This is not an ah situation, Wed 17 Oct 2007, 13:29, archived)

look at him
sniffing lemons!
( Discomeats I like pies!, Wed 17 Oct 2007, 13:30, archived)

it's not lemons he's smelling
he's just caught a whiff of whatever foul juices have leaked onto her stump-attachment straps...
( Smash Monkey it's a bitch convincing people to like you, Wed 17 Oct 2007, 13:36, archived)

a bad reaction to stump juice
the end of of many a relationship
( Discomeats I like pies!, Wed 17 Oct 2007, 13:44, archived)