From an email I wrote to Joe & a friend today:It really is quite disgusting the spin they’re so desperately trying to put on it.
“He was a rapist!”
“Er… no he wasn’t…”
“Well he was wanted in a rape case, then!”
“No he wasn’t.”
“He was a witness to a rape!”
“No.”
“Erm… he was an illegal immigrant!”
“No he wasn’t.”
“He was! His visa had run out! Ahhhhhh! And, right – he did drugs! He did! They found cocaine in his urine!”
So now doing cocaine or one’s visa running out is a capital offence.
(“He was a rapist!”
“Er… no he wasn’t…”
“Well he was wanted in a rape case, then!”
“No he wasn’t.”
“He was a witness to a rape!”
“No.”
“Erm… he was an illegal immigrant!”
“No he wasn’t.”
“He was! His visa had run out! Ahhhhhh! And, right – he did drugs! He did! They found cocaine in his urine!”
So now doing cocaine or one’s visa running out is a capital offence.
Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Thu 18 Oct 2007, 12:27,
archived)
S'all true!
Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole,
Thu 18 Oct 2007, 12:34,
archived)
hahahaha!where's kevin Costner's conspiracy theories when you need em
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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration,
Thu 18 Oct 2007, 12:36,
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