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[challenge entry] There are no homosexuals in Iran...... mebbe


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(MistahG, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 8:40, archived)
# YOUR GAY?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 8:46, archived)
# my gay!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 8:46, archived)
# "MY GAY!"
a new monthly collectable magazine, in each edition a free gay action figure, collect the whole set for a pride march
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 8:52, archived)
# *gets subscription*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 8:55, archived)
# I love gayers
they're my friends!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 8:55, archived)
# Best of all the sexual preferences?
(Mr._Pickles, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 10:43, archived)
# bums embassy
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 8:52, archived)
# FOCUS, goddammit!
/ac
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 8:53, archived)
# what? both of them?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 8:53, archived)
# i'm more of a homebase man myself...
=)
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 8:55, archived)
# TRADEMARKS ARE NOT VERBS
CORRECT: This image has been poorly enhanced using Adobe Photoshop.
INCORRECT: This image has been badly Photoshopped.
www.adobe.com/misc//trade.html#photoshop
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 8:59, archived)
# phew!
they're covered!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 9:01, archived)
# As soon as I finish Googling for porn, I'm Hoovering the house.
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 9:03, archived)
# I think google
is actually now in the dictionary, so that ones ok.
(I helped save b3ta! Jay, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 9:05, archived)
# damn. shame about hoover then.
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 9:09, archived)
# yeah, it really sucks man
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 9:10, archived)
# would you mind just doing mine while you've got the hoover out?
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 9:07, archived)
# EVIL CHILD! TRADEMARKS ARE NOT NOUNS!
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 9:08, archived)
# BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!
better luck next time mutsterman!!
*disappears in a cloud of smoke*

*coughs*


(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 9:10, archived)
#
CORRECT: The image was enhanced with Adobe® Photoshop® Elements©™ software.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 9:05, archived)
# \o/
yeah! that'll do it adobe!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 9:05, archived)
# ;)
CORRECT: Those who use Adobe® Photoshop® software to manipulate images as a hobby see their work as an art form.

INCORRECT: A photoshopper sees his hobby as an art form.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 9:06, archived)
# hmm
CORRECT: Photosouping® Taking images of various flavours of soup.

JUST PLAIN WRONG: Photoshopping® The act of purchasing pictures on the net that arouse the interest of the police
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 9:10, archived)
# CORRECT: I am downloading Adobe® Photoshop® software illegally to manipulate this picture of a paedo, using only a picture of a heron and some bacon
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 9:20, archived)
# lol
copyright!

:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 9:44, archived)
# :D
INCORRECT: A b3tard sees his hobby as an art form.

CORRECT: A b3tard is a cunt with nothing better to do with his life.
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 9:10, archived)
# I've got loads of better things to do
LAZY BASTARD: Someone who has lots of things to do but can't be arsed and just makes a bacon sandwich and eats it with a cup of tea
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 9:11, archived)
# stop saying bacon sandwich!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 9:12, archived)
# baaaaaaaaaaaaaaacon
sandwich!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 9:13, archived)
# *holds hands over ears*
not listening!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 9:14, archived)
# *holds up big sign saying "BACON BACON BACON BACON"*
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 9:15, archived)
# *uses angry eye lasers to vaporise the bacon sign*
grrrrrrrrrr!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 9:17, archived)
# christ.


;)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 9:18, archived)
# he liked a bacon sandwich too
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 9:22, archived)
# CORRECT: I am using a Toatser® Oven® to prepare some Toats® for my Bacon®
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 9:25, archived)
# INCORRECT: I am toatsing some bread for my bacon sammidge
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 9:29, archived)
# S'only my second ever attempt so MNEEEENNNGGGG off :-)
MNNNE
(MistahG, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 10:57, archived)