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[challenge entry] undercover footage of Melton mowbray bar


NINGLES NOOBS
*gets coffee to improve tatty skillz*

EDIT : I filtered this and added a light because I couldn't tone down her face. how do you match the tone/contrast of layers in cs3?

From the Infidels! challenge. See all 170 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! war3n3xt < I'm with stupid, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 9:45, archived)
# I saw Melton Mowbray and was expecting pork pies
Why are there no pork pies????!!!

'Ning war3
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 9:46, archived)
# who ate all the pies.
ning T Bird
(I helped save b3ta! war3n3xt < I'm with stupid, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 9:47, archived)
# Me.
And I have a certificate* to prove it.




* from the Little Pie Factory in the Black Country, fact fans.
(I helped save b3ta! Lazlo Woodbine Panowie!, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 9:51, archived)
# *takes notes*
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 9:52, archived)
# the Trellis is back!
Does that mean you've taken your PVC off?

'ning!
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 10:07, archived)
# Oh no, the PVC is still there
'Ning
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 10:09, archived)
# PVC - best way to manage your assets
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 10:16, archived)
# soap works fine
(I helped save b3ta! war3n3xt < I'm with stupid, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 10:17, archived)
# Pie factory
oooh - it's years since I've been there. I'd forgotten about it. But it is ace. I had no idea they gave certificates, though.
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 10:18, archived)
# Mmm.
Pie.
(xyandz, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 9:58, archived)
# But pie or bacon?
This is the most important issue facing our country today!
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 9:59, archived)
# Bacon pie, clearly
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 10:01, archived)
# To the baconpie shop!
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 10:01, archived)
# ooooh yes!
you ladies stimulate all my buds.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 10:08, archived)
# 'ningles you culinary genius
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 10:09, archived)
# *ningle-glomp*
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 10:25, archived)
# bacon pie mmmmm
wait thats a pork pie. but i mean chunks of boiled bacon in a pie.mmmmm
(I helped save b3ta! war3n3xt < I'm with stupid, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 10:02, archived)
# you can still have bacon pie
hmm, bacon pie
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 10:03, archived)
# 'ning!
I have a pork pie hat!

EDIT: but as it took less than 5 hours to make . . . C];0p


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 10:09, archived)
# Top of the morning
Everything smelling fresh today?
;)
(spartacus_mills and Rex Hamilton as Abraham Lincoln!, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 10:17, archived)
# QUICK!
Up there!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 10:21, archived)
# Today
I intend to enrage gazelles.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 9:47, archived)
# good job blimmin weirdos
hahahahahahahahah
(I helped save b3ta! war3n3xt < I'm with stupid, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 9:48, archived)
# 'lo War3
:)
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 9:51, archived)
# lo talented!
(I helped save b3ta! war3n3xt < I'm with stupid, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 10:01, archived)
# The person who said, sarcasm is the lowest form of wit
Had obviously not been on here on a tuesday.

:P
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 10:05, archived)
# Stuuuuuurddyyyyyyy!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 9:52, archived)
# racist's
(I helped save b3ta! war3n3xt < I'm with stupid, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 10:00, archived)
# I don't know who they are
nor do I think I want to
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 10:04, archived)
# Would that be...
The Melton Mowbray in Chancery lane, Londinium...

or a bar IN Melton Mowbray?

We must be told...

and needs more pork pies
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 9:55, archived)
# melton mowbray
in the north.
although im from londinium and love the pie of pork.
(I helped save b3ta! war3n3xt < I'm with stupid, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 10:00, archived)
# in the north!
hahahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 10:01, archived)
# what?
hahahahah have i done got it wrong?
(I helped save b3ta! war3n3xt < I'm with stupid, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 10:03, archived)
# I dunno
I don't actually know where Melton Mowbray is

/edit/ oh yeah, there it is ... south ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 10:06, archived)
# Leicestershire
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 10:09, archived)
# blimey
I'd get jet lag going that far south
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 10:11, archived)
# i guess i haven't got over the move yet
*has realisation moment*
(I helped save b3ta! war3n3xt < I'm with stupid, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 10:19, archived)
# South!!!
That's the bleeding north

Speaking of which, I fully expect to get a nose bleed beyond the M25 next weekend
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 10:20, archived)
# north my throbbing arse!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 10:21, archived)
# it's darn sarf
where pork pies grow
(I helped save b3ta! The Snockerty Friddle, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 10:11, archived)
# nononono
CORRECT: I am getting myself a Coffee® to improve my skill at using Adobe® Photoshop®
www.adobe.com/misc//trade.html#photoshop
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 10:01, archived)
# Wow
Trademarks are not verbs.


CORRECT: The image was enhanced using Adobe® Photoshop® software.

INCORRECT: The image was photoshopped

(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 10:02, archived)
# this thread has already happened
www.b3ta.com/board/7717263
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 10:04, archived)
# I wow my earlier wow
and wow again
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 10:12, archived)
# I used a ripped off copy of tattyshop!
may contain traces of nuts
(I helped save b3ta! war3n3xt < I'm with stupid, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 10:05, archived)
# CS3 torrent FTW!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 10:12, archived)
# greTeam are the bestest
*hearts*
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 10:19, archived)
# Haha yea
adobe is so far up its own ass
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 10:03, archived)
# Someone has far too much time on their hands
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 10:03, archived)
# that is a cynical view of an innocent corporation's attempts to protect its brand.
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 10:06, archived)
# I meant someone at the corporation
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 10:10, archived)
# i know ;-)
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 10:11, archived)
# That's ok then :-)
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 10:12, archived)
# i think you can expect myself and mediocre to run this into the ground throughout the day :D
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 10:15, archived)
# Good thinking!

*goes for coffee®©™ too*
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 10:05, archived)
# They've had a bee in their arse about this for yonks
You'd think they'd be happy to have a genericised trademark.
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 10:10, archived)
# Problem for them is
as soon as it becomes accepted as a generic term, it ceases to be a trademark.
Or something.
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 10:28, archived)