undercover footage of Melton mowbray bar


NINGLES NOOBS
*gets coffee to improve tatty skillz*

EDIT : I filtered this and added a light because I couldn't tone down her face. how do you match the tone/contrast of layers in cs3?

From the Infidels! challenge. See all 175 entries (closed)

( war3n3xt 's lay line arse miners, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 9:45, archived)

I saw Melton Mowbray and was expecting pork pies
Why are there no pork pies????!!!

'Ning war3
( Mrs Trellis has her two Misses Trellises at home :), Fri 19 Oct 2007, 9:46, archived)

who ate all the pies.
ning T Bird
( war3n3xt 's lay line arse miners, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 9:47, archived)

Me.
And I have a certificate* to prove it.




* from the Little Pie Factory in the Black Country, fact fans.
( Lazlo Woodbine Panowie!, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 9:51, archived)

*takes notes*

( Mrs Trellis has her two Misses Trellises at home :), Fri 19 Oct 2007, 9:52, archived)

the Trellis is back!
Does that mean you've taken your PVC off?

'ning!
( drbroon drbroon.co.uk, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 10:07, archived)

Oh no, the PVC is still there
'Ning
( Mrs Trellis has her two Misses Trellises at home :), Fri 19 Oct 2007, 10:09, archived)

PVC - best way to manage your assets

( mutster101 fell over, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 10:16, archived)

soap works fine

( war3n3xt 's lay line arse miners, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 10:17, archived)

Pie factory
oooh - it's years since I've been there. I'd forgotten about it. But it is ace. I had no idea they gave certificates, though.
( Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 10:18, archived)

Mmm.
Pie.
(xyandz, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 9:58, archived)

But pie or bacon?
This is the most important issue facing our country today!
( Mrs Trellis has her two Misses Trellises at home :), Fri 19 Oct 2007, 9:59, archived)

Bacon pie, clearly
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
( Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 10:01, archived)

To the baconpie shop!

( Mrs Trellis has her two Misses Trellises at home :), Fri 19 Oct 2007, 10:01, archived)

ooooh yes!
you ladies stimulate all my buds.
( drbroon drbroon.co.uk, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 10:08, archived)

'ningles you culinary genius

( drbroon drbroon.co.uk, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 10:09, archived)

*ningle-glomp*

( Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 10:25, archived)

bacon pie mmmmm
wait thats a pork pie. but i mean chunks of boiled bacon in a pie.mmmmm
( war3n3xt 's lay line arse miners, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 10:02, archived)

you can still have bacon pie
hmm, bacon pie
( discomeats COME BACK MOGGY! FOR GREAT JUSTICE!, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 10:03, archived)

'ning!
I have a pork pie hat!

EDIT: but as it took less than 5 hours to make . . . C];0p


( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - Jaffa cakes only 500 calories per box - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 10:09, archived)

Top of the morning
Everything smelling fresh today?
;)
(spartacus_mills and Rex Hamilton as Abraham Lincoln!, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 10:17, archived)

QUICK!
Up there!


( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - Jaffa cakes only 500 calories per box - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 10:21, archived)

Today
I intend to enrage gazelles.
( wheelybird grep | grep | grep, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 9:47, archived)

good job blimmin weirdos
hahahahahahahahah
( war3n3xt 's lay line arse miners, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 9:48, archived)

'lo War3
:)
( XLVII ♥, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 9:51, archived)

lo talented!

( war3n3xt 's lay line arse miners, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 10:01, archived)

The person who said, sarcasm is the lowest form of wit
Had obviously not been on here on a tuesday.

:P
( XLVII ♥, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 10:05, archived)

Stuuuuuurddyyyyyyy!

( mediocre FISTING FULL THROTTLE, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 9:52, archived)

racist's

( war3n3xt 's lay line arse miners, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 10:00, archived)

I don't know who they are
nor do I think I want to
( mediocre FISTING FULL THROTTLE, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 10:04, archived)

Would that be...
The Melton Mowbray in Chancery lane, Londinium...

or a bar IN Melton Mowbray?

We must be told...

and needs more pork pies
( Joe Scaramanga Nothin's gonna stop me gettin' to the Caymans, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 9:55, archived)

melton mowbray
in the north.
although im from londinium and love the pie of pork.
( war3n3xt 's lay line arse miners, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 10:00, archived)

in the north!
hahahahahaha
( Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 10:01, archived)

what?
hahahahah have i done got it wrong?
( war3n3xt 's lay line arse miners, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 10:03, archived)

I dunno
I don't actually know where Melton Mowbray is

/edit/ oh yeah, there it is ... south ;)
( Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 10:06, archived)

Leicestershire

( Mrs Trellis has her two Misses Trellises at home :), Fri 19 Oct 2007, 10:09, archived)

blimey
I'd get jet lag going that far south
( discomeats COME BACK MOGGY! FOR GREAT JUSTICE!, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 10:11, archived)

i guess i haven't got over the move yet
*has realisation moment*
( war3n3xt 's lay line arse miners, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 10:19, archived)

South!!!
That's the bleeding north

Speaking of which, I fully expect to get a nose bleed beyond the M25 next weekend
( Joe Scaramanga Nothin's gonna stop me gettin' to the Caymans, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 10:20, archived)

north my throbbing arse!

( discomeats COME BACK MOGGY! FOR GREAT JUSTICE!, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 10:21, archived)

it's darn sarf
where pork pies grow
( The Snockerty Friddle, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 10:11, archived)

nononono
CORRECT: I am getting myself a Coffee® to improve my skill at using Adobe® Photoshop®
www.adobe.com/misc//trade.html#photoshop
( mutster101 fell over, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 10:01, archived)

Wow
Trademarks are not verbs.


CORRECT: The image was enhanced using Adobe® Photoshop® software.

INCORRECT: The image was photoshopped
( Jahled 1.1%er, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 10:02, archived)

this thread has already happened
www.b3ta.com/board/7717263
( mutster101 fell over, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 10:04, archived)

I wow my earlier wow
and wow again
( Jahled 1.1%er, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 10:12, archived)

I used a ripped off copy of tattyshop!
may contain traces of nuts
( war3n3xt 's lay line arse miners, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 10:05, archived)

CS3 torrent FTW!

( Joe Scaramanga Nothin's gonna stop me gettin' to the Caymans, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 10:12, archived)

greTeam are the bestest
*hearts*
( Ain't nothin' but the E to the M to the motherfuckin' V cyberpimp, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 10:19, archived)

Haha yea
adobe is so far up its own ass
( Keyboard Weasel, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 10:03, archived)

Someone has far too much time on their hands

( Mrs Trellis has her two Misses Trellises at home :), Fri 19 Oct 2007, 10:03, archived)

that is a cynical view of an innocent corporation's attempts to protect its brand.

( mutster101 fell over, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 10:06, archived)

I meant someone at the corporation

( Mrs Trellis has her two Misses Trellises at home :), Fri 19 Oct 2007, 10:10, archived)

i know ;-)

( mutster101 fell over, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 10:11, archived)

That's ok then :-)

( Mrs Trellis has her two Misses Trellises at home :), Fri 19 Oct 2007, 10:12, archived)

i think you can expect myself and mediocre to run this into the ground throughout the day :D

( mutster101 fell over, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 10:15, archived)

Good thinking!

*goes for coffee®©™ too*
( mediocre FISTING FULL THROTTLE, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 10:05, archived)

They've had a bee in their arse about this for yonks
You'd think they'd be happy to have a genericised trademark.
( Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 10:10, archived)

Problem for them is
as soon as it becomes accepted as a generic term, it ceases to be a trademark.
Or something.
( finnbar always employs the double tap, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 10:28, archived)