Panzer...
...tank...

..wank. Surprisingly enough we do use this in my group of friends.

From the New Cockney Rhyming Slang challenge. See all 332 entries (closed)

(Hiltono, Fri 7 Feb 2003, 12:19, archived)

i
like :)
( Flamebunny i only have eyes for ewe, Fri 7 Feb 2003, 12:21, archived)

Tommy
Isn't it?
( Mond, Fri 7 Feb 2003, 12:21, archived)

or Barclays
.
( M@rkoni, Fri 7 Feb 2003, 12:22, archived)

Or J.Arthur.
If you're and old git like me.
(plankton, Fri 7 Feb 2003, 12:29, archived)

cerebal incontinance !

( FlanFlinger Likes pistons and tits in equal quantites, Fri 7 Feb 2003, 12:32, archived)

J Arthur
or Jodderel
( FlanFlinger Likes pistons and tits in equal quantites, Fri 7 Feb 2003, 12:30, archived)

Ive always had a "Sherman"
because I suspect the german "panzer" is something only Jonny Foreigner would be interested in.
( Dr Nick Riviera, Fri 7 Feb 2003, 12:31, archived)

surely its
tommy tank..? i spose there is a cannon there... yeh that works. gd job
( rhuby, Fri 7 Feb 2003, 12:23, archived)

Efficiency
What use is a tank that fires Tipex?
( Mond, Fri 7 Feb 2003, 12:25, archived)

well if you've got a really big word,
say about twenty foot or higher, and its got a spelling mistake in it, the tank would be quicker than the standard tip ex brush.
( Dr Nick Riviera, Fri 7 Feb 2003, 12:34, archived)

Wow
Think of the smell though. Is it just me or does Tipex smell of shrooms?
( Mond, Fri 7 Feb 2003, 12:51, archived)

For when
you make one big-ass mistake

on a big piece of paper
( WD-39 new tattoo tomorrow!, Fri 7 Feb 2003, 12:35, archived)