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(I helped save b3ta! wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Sun 21 Oct 2007, 2:26, archived)
# ahoj VuVu
woo. Also, imgs.xkcd.com/comics/photoshops.png
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 21 Oct 2007, 2:28, archived)
# Guv'nor.
*tips cap*
(I helped save b3ta! wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Sun 21 Oct 2007, 2:32, archived)
# and god said unto moses "come forth"
but he came fifth and got a rubber duck.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 21 Oct 2007, 2:29, archived)
# I think
you'll find fifth place gets a soggy biscuit.
(I helped save b3ta! wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Sun 21 Oct 2007, 2:31, archived)
# a soggy biscuit goes to 6th place
it goes thusly:
1st place = a holiday for 2 in the bahamas
2nd = a weekend for 2 in torquay
3rd = a romantic meal for 2 in your local balti house
4th = a bottle of wine
5th = a rubber duck
6th = a soggy biscuit
7th = chlamydia
8th = the bad aids
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 21 Oct 2007, 2:37, archived)
# As a promotion ShittyBlenderCo has donated aids for all contestants.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 21 Oct 2007, 2:38, archived)
# like your shit smooth?
tired of those nutty lumps and suspicious bits of corn?
then try new ShittyBlender! all the great taste of shit without the inconvenience of lumps.
it's edible!
it's spreadable!
it's ShittyBlender!

from the people who brought you the FaecalFrother 2000

Edit: i'm off to bed, g'night all!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 21 Oct 2007, 2:43, archived)
# Cya
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 21 Oct 2007, 3:00, archived)
# hahahaha
excellent!
(I helped save b3ta! bennyhillslovechild, Sun 21 Oct 2007, 2:35, archived)
# I don't understand this.



:[
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sun 21 Oct 2007, 2:38, archived)
# *burns embassy*
(I helped save b3ta! wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Sun 21 Oct 2007, 2:42, archived)
# Parting the red /big sea/c
Cancer charity in UK



(at least i *think* that's what it means)
(I helped save b3ta! bennyhillslovechild, Sun 21 Oct 2007, 2:43, archived)
# Just
the parting of the red sea (C)
(I helped save b3ta! wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Sun 21 Oct 2007, 2:46, archived)
# haha
Sorry, I read too much into it, my bad.
(I helped save b3ta! bennyhillslovechild, Sun 21 Oct 2007, 2:51, archived)
# *chastises*
(I helped save b3ta! wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Sun 21 Oct 2007, 2:56, archived)
# *enjoys*
(I helped save b3ta! bennyhillslovechild, Sun 21 Oct 2007, 2:58, archived)
# *awaits payment*
(I helped save b3ta! wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Sun 21 Oct 2007, 2:59, archived)
# pfftt!
I'll pay you a whole shilling and promise not to cum in your eyes. Deal?
(I helped save b3ta! bennyhillslovechild, Sun 21 Oct 2007, 3:01, archived)
# Aww,
I kinda like the eye thing...but, OK.
(I helped save b3ta! wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Sun 21 Oct 2007, 3:04, archived)
# aw go on then, as it's you.
I promise to spooge into your eyes.


Damn you for making me care.
(I helped save b3ta! bennyhillslovechild, Sun 21 Oct 2007, 3:07, archived)
# Ohhh
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sun 21 Oct 2007, 2:46, archived)
# Hahahaha
*repeatedly headbuts keyboard*

*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! chunderbunny lacking humus since, Sun 21 Oct 2007, 3:16, archived)