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# I think
you'll find fifth place gets a soggy biscuit.
(I helped save b3ta! wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Sun 21 Oct 2007, 2:31, archived)
# a soggy biscuit goes to 6th place
it goes thusly:
1st place = a holiday for 2 in the bahamas
2nd = a weekend for 2 in torquay
3rd = a romantic meal for 2 in your local balti house
4th = a bottle of wine
5th = a rubber duck
6th = a soggy biscuit
7th = chlamydia
8th = the bad aids
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 21 Oct 2007, 2:37, archived)
# As a promotion ShittyBlenderCo has donated aids for all contestants.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 21 Oct 2007, 2:38, archived)
# like your shit smooth?
tired of those nutty lumps and suspicious bits of corn?
then try new ShittyBlender! all the great taste of shit without the inconvenience of lumps.
it's edible!
it's spreadable!
it's ShittyBlender!

from the people who brought you the FaecalFrother 2000

Edit: i'm off to bed, g'night all!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 21 Oct 2007, 2:43, archived)
# Cya
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 21 Oct 2007, 3:00, archived)