Porkies?


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( Puromycin will be scraping his "special" underpants on, Fri 26 Oct 2007, 21:52, archived)

Haha
Lovely stuff =P
( MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Fri 26 Oct 2007, 21:53, archived)

*chuckle*

( hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Fri 26 Oct 2007, 21:53, archived)

this made me chortle too
Dog egg salad receipe...may not contain actual dog eggs
( SkUG updated your profile, Fri 26 Oct 2007, 22:10, archived)

bindun
But this is my favourite one.
( head-doctor ololololo, Fri 26 Oct 2007, 21:53, archived)

Haha! Yes.
I am liking this compo.

WOO
( Mstandot Trying to worm his way back in, Fri 26 Oct 2007, 21:54, archived)

Surely shed 5 stones
off his daily intake of food?
:D
( petehix A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Fri 26 Oct 2007, 21:55, archived)

Tee
hee
( wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Fri 26 Oct 2007, 21:57, archived)

"...shed 5 stone in weight..."
"....his spokesbint later revealed that there was nothing to be concerned about and that Mr Prescott had merely emptied his pockets of this weeks Ginsters pasty wrappers."
( Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 26 Oct 2007, 21:57, archived)

My wife just gave me a funny look
maybe cos I LOLed very loudly
:)
( Puromycin will be scraping his "special" underpants on, Fri 26 Oct 2007, 21:59, archived)

give it back
and explain that it will take more than sporadic gifts to woo you ;)
( Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 26 Oct 2007, 22:01, archived)

After 27 years
a funny look means she's actually remembered that I'm still around.
( Puromycin will be scraping his "special" underpants on, Fri 26 Oct 2007, 22:03, archived)

oh you lucky bastard
I'm honoured if I get a phone call once a week.
( Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 26 Oct 2007, 22:15, archived)

( P3te http://www.petelea.co.uk/portfolio/gigapan/, Fri 26 Oct 2007, 22:07, archived)

Hahaha
Overweight haggis he is
( Jahled 1.1%er, Fri 26 Oct 2007, 22:08, archived)

I laffed before I even spotted the last sentence
woo to you
( thistle, Fri 26 Oct 2007, 22:52, archived)