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# Awww, that's a shame.
I was going to get you a lorry of condoms for Christmas.
(, Fri 26 Oct 2007, 22:46, archived)
# Curses
I always miss out because of my cocklessness
(, Fri 26 Oct 2007, 22:48, archived)
# I will get you some "Grow Your Own Cock" tablets for you and a copy of "So You've Got a Cock".
(, Fri 26 Oct 2007, 22:50, archived)
# Thats jolly nice of you
(, Fri 26 Oct 2007, 22:52, archived)
# Ta!
Don't forget to water it every day.
(, Fri 26 Oct 2007, 22:53, archived)
# I'll put a reminder on my pill box
(, Fri 26 Oct 2007, 22:54, archived)
# I shall also get you a pile of HappyToast's stained wank mags.
Just to test drive it.
(, Fri 26 Oct 2007, 22:56, archived)
# Stop it, you're spoiling me
(, Fri 26 Oct 2007, 22:58, archived)
# Not as spoiled as Toasty's wank mags.
(, Fri 26 Oct 2007, 23:00, archived)
# Thank god
(, Fri 26 Oct 2007, 23:02, archived)
# I think I just
did a little bit of sick. In my mouth.
(, Fri 26 Oct 2007, 23:04, archived)
# Ta!
oh and by the way, i'm sorry.
(, Fri 26 Oct 2007, 23:07, archived)