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[challenge entry] At home with Mr and Mrs Spoonerism


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(Uhmfhshhghd, Fri 26 Oct 2007, 22:32, archived)
# Shit.
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Fri 26 Oct 2007, 22:32, archived)
# No
that's her hair
(I helped save b3ta! miamistu snagglery, Fri 26 Oct 2007, 22:36, archived)
# No it's his post.
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Fri 26 Oct 2007, 22:38, archived)
# Pfft
what's wrong with it?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 26 Oct 2007, 22:53, archived)
# errrr...
(I helped save b3ta! head-doctor ololololo, Fri 26 Oct 2007, 22:33, archived)
# works every time.
(I am a cucumber. Save me, Popobawa!, Fri 26 Oct 2007, 22:33, archived)
# Shall we have a BOARD EVENT?
a nice and simple board event. a 30 minute (ish ) tattyshop/paintshop/paint/picassa wallpaper event?
just make a something you think makes a good wallpaper that uses no photographs. Or should we just not seeing as Sugarspun is here and will murder us with her skills?
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 26 Oct 2007, 22:39, archived)
# Or, we could play this game..
Last person to post a picture of their cock has to post TWO pictures of their cock.

Edit: Seriously though, sounds quite cool. If enough people want to, go for it.
(Uhmfhshhghd, Fri 26 Oct 2007, 22:40, archived)
# But I haven't got a cock :(
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Fri 26 Oct 2007, 22:41, archived)
# and why not!?
They're the latest must-have item. If you haven't got a cock and an iPod, you're nobody.
(Uhmfhshhghd, Fri 26 Oct 2007, 22:43, archived)
# I've got an iPod and some really cool shoes, will that do?
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Fri 26 Oct 2007, 22:46, archived)
# Hrrrrrrrm
Ok, you'll do. But only because we need to fill out numbers in the "Cool" club.
(Uhmfhshhghd, Fri 26 Oct 2007, 22:48, archived)
# I would not have an iPod
even if it were free and shaped like a cock.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 26 Oct 2007, 22:47, archived)
# I have a cock and an iPod
yet I am still nobody.
(I helped save b3ta! head-doctor ololololo, Fri 26 Oct 2007, 22:51, archived)
# I have a cock
but i dont have a camera.
(hieronymus bosch pcmechanic 4ver in ar harts, goodnite sweet angle, Fri 26 Oct 2007, 22:44, archived)
# Between us, we're winning
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Fri 26 Oct 2007, 22:47, archived)
# You have some
lully pics in your profile tho sir. There's something about 'em...
(davemission Drinking too much for a change again as usual., Fri 26 Oct 2007, 22:51, archived)
# Awww, that's a shame.
I was going to get you a lorry of condoms for Christmas.
(I helped save b3ta! head-doctor ololololo, Fri 26 Oct 2007, 22:46, archived)
# Curses
I always miss out because of my cocklessness
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Fri 26 Oct 2007, 22:48, archived)
# I will get you some "Grow Your Own Cock" tablets for you and a copy of "So You've Got a Cock".
(I helped save b3ta! head-doctor ololololo, Fri 26 Oct 2007, 22:50, archived)
# Thats jolly nice of you
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Fri 26 Oct 2007, 22:52, archived)
# Ta!
Don't forget to water it every day.
(I helped save b3ta! head-doctor ololololo, Fri 26 Oct 2007, 22:53, archived)
# I'll put a reminder on my pill box
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Fri 26 Oct 2007, 22:54, archived)
# I shall also get you a pile of HappyToast's stained wank mags.
Just to test drive it.
(I helped save b3ta! head-doctor ololololo, Fri 26 Oct 2007, 22:56, archived)
# Stop it, you're spoiling me
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Fri 26 Oct 2007, 22:58, archived)
# Not as spoiled as Toasty's wank mags.
(I helped save b3ta! head-doctor ololololo, Fri 26 Oct 2007, 23:00, archived)
# Thank god
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Fri 26 Oct 2007, 23:02, archived)
# I think I just
did a little bit of sick. In my mouth.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 26 Oct 2007, 23:04, archived)
# Ta!
oh and by the way, i'm sorry.
(I helped save b3ta! head-doctor ololololo, Fri 26 Oct 2007, 23:07, archived)
# Never fear
With one of those *points* you can have as many cocks as you like :)
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 26 Oct 2007, 22:47, archived)
# Hurray!
Thankyou 'Pot, you've always got a solution :)
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Fri 26 Oct 2007, 22:49, archived)
# we have had cocks out on here before.
including mine. Trust me. It's not going to end in jelly and presents.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 26 Oct 2007, 22:46, archived)
# But it could!
I have both jelly AND presents.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 26 Oct 2007, 22:49, archived)
# I have cock!
I think you have found a recipe for success woman!
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 26 Oct 2007, 23:00, archived)
# :(
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Fri 26 Oct 2007, 23:00, archived)
# hahahahahahahaha *breathes*
hahahahahahahaha - woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Fri 26 Oct 2007, 22:53, archived)
# ^this^
'Ning Zank,
'Ning B3ta
Going to Canberra today, what you doing?
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Fri 26 Oct 2007, 23:02, archived)
# ive been at work all night
and now i have to go to a wedding
my idea of a real good fuckin time is to be semi comatose from sleep deprivation in a room full of people i either dont know or despise!
Edit: whats on in canberra?
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Fri 26 Oct 2007, 23:14, archived)
# Big 30th bash!
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Sat 27 Oct 2007, 0:14, archived)
# that's good
sick ducking
(I helped save b3ta! Tofor, Fri 26 Oct 2007, 23:44, archived)
# This sir,
Cracked me the hell up.

Duck! My sick!
(Keithcrash The Magniloquent Pulchritudinous Thaumaturge, Sat 27 Oct 2007, 12:29, archived)