that's cos
to a non-cockney like me, rhyming slang sounds like a load of bollocks in the first place, so I see no(t much of a) difference in the compo entries.
( Jadeviper jingling all the way, Fri 7 Feb 2003, 21:00, archived)

Soz
I'm still living under the cloud that I swerved to miss jamie oliver one day, fuck I could have saved the world !!!
( FlanFlinger Likes pistons and tits in equal quantites, Fri 7 Feb 2003, 21:01, archived)

One of my friends
used to think the "dog and bone" was geordie rhyming slang

true story
( Roxy_Hart is taking advantage of you all, Fri 7 Feb 2003, 21:02, archived)

maybe he was confusing it
with 'a bottle of dog'
( Spoon, Fri 7 Feb 2003, 21:04, archived)

I spent far too long
trying to explain to a coleague from Philadelphia how Arris means arse
( FlanFlinger Likes pistons and tits in equal quantites, Fri 7 Feb 2003, 21:06, archived)

it's a bit of a convoluted one
i wouldn't have know what it meant had i not just looked it up on google
( Spoon, Fri 7 Feb 2003, 21:10, archived)

yup
but to a yank I had to explain all the "losing your bottle" bit as well
and to top it all off he's an accountant !
( FlanFlinger Likes pistons and tits in equal quantites, Fri 7 Feb 2003, 21:12, archived)