hope this is better than the last one...
"Ooooh, he's a bit puffin, I would!"


From the New Cockney Rhyming Slang challenge. See all 332 entries (closed)

( Jadeviper jingling all the way, Fri 7 Feb 2003, 20:53, archived)

ooh ooh
I got that one!

yay!
( Roxy_Hart is taking advantage of you all, Fri 7 Feb 2003, 20:54, archived)

Hm...
sexist, obscure - perfect cockney!
( JustHere, Fri 7 Feb 2003, 20:54, archived)

it was made
with you in mind ;)
( Jadeviper jingling all the way, Fri 7 Feb 2003, 20:55, archived)

Moi?
Now "obscure" I can't argue with, but "sexist"?

Oh, wait, hang on - I think I get it...

/shutsup
( JustHere, Fri 7 Feb 2003, 20:57, archived)

am I the only
cockney sparrah on here that has just spent the day looking blankly at most of the compo entries

That wasn't a slur on your work JV
It's really nice :o)
( FlanFlinger Likes pistons and tits in equal quantites, Fri 7 Feb 2003, 20:58, archived)

that's cos
to a non-cockney like me, rhyming slang sounds like a load of bollocks in the first place, so I see no(t much of a) difference in the compo entries.
( Jadeviper jingling all the way, Fri 7 Feb 2003, 21:00, archived)

Soz
I'm still living under the cloud that I swerved to miss jamie oliver one day, fuck I could have saved the world !!!
( FlanFlinger Likes pistons and tits in equal quantites, Fri 7 Feb 2003, 21:01, archived)

One of my friends
used to think the "dog and bone" was geordie rhyming slang

true story
( Roxy_Hart is taking advantage of you all, Fri 7 Feb 2003, 21:02, archived)

maybe he was confusing it
with 'a bottle of dog'
( Spoon, Fri 7 Feb 2003, 21:04, archived)

I spent far too long
trying to explain to a coleague from Philadelphia how Arris means arse
( FlanFlinger Likes pistons and tits in equal quantites, Fri 7 Feb 2003, 21:06, archived)

it's a bit of a convoluted one
i wouldn't have know what it meant had i not just looked it up on google
( Spoon, Fri 7 Feb 2003, 21:10, archived)

yup
but to a yank I had to explain all the "losing your bottle" bit as well
and to top it all off he's an accountant !
( FlanFlinger Likes pistons and tits in equal quantites, Fri 7 Feb 2003, 21:12, archived)

equally
I implied no slur on cockernies themselves, merely the slang. :-)

/don'thurtme

oh - you're a minion, right Flange? have you checked out the Spanish Flea Market yet?
( JustHere, Fri 7 Feb 2003, 21:02, archived)

nope
not since me crabs cleared up

where doth this flea market of which you speak live ?
( FlanFlinger Likes pistons and tits in equal quantites, Fri 7 Feb 2003, 21:05, archived)

Check over on
m3ss3ng3r, m4te...
( JustHere, Fri 7 Feb 2003, 21:16, archived)

humm
got nowt yet, did you m355a93 me then ?
( FlanFlinger Likes pistons and tits in equal quantites, Fri 7 Feb 2003, 21:19, archived)

it's on m3ss3nger
there's a linky at the top
www.flibz.com/m2.5/index.cfm
( Spoon, Fri 7 Feb 2003, 21:18, archived)

i've just been having
a butchers. flibz is a genius who deserves to be a multigazillionaire for his skills
( Spoon, Fri 7 Feb 2003, 21:05, archived)

Puffin on a rock = A bit of a cock?
.
(GroomyGroomerGroomsGroomingly (but only if you're a baby badger), Fri 7 Feb 2003, 20:56, archived)

I'd rather
have the whole thing...
( Jadeviper jingling all the way, Fri 7 Feb 2003, 20:58, archived)