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First post ever!

From the If everyday objects were Transformers challenge. See all 207 entries (closed)

(Mallet Mallet, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 10:09, archived)

WAR!
\o/
( urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 10:10, archived)

IT SERVES A PURPOSE BUT IT IS NOT IN THE BEST INTERESTS OF THE WORKING CLASSES.

( gronkpan http://bit.ly/8ANAej, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 10:15, archived)

it tends to cull a great number of the working classes
which is in everyone's best interests, i ween.
( urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 10:20, archived)

Eeek!
Welcome aboard etc...
( Fresh Water Mole - loves his baby boy more and more each day, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 10:11, archived)

for a 45kb pic
this took an epic time to load...
(Dark Lord, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 10:11, archived)

THEN MAYBE THE PROBLEM IS YOURS

( gronkpan http://bit.ly/8ANAej, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 10:13, archived)

Nah.
I'll blame the NHS.
(Dark Lord, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 10:15, archived)

National Horticultural Society?
Splitters!
( Fresh Water Mole - loves his baby boy more and more each day, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 10:19, archived)

*gasps*
another F.U.H.L.?!
( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 10:19, archived)

Yup.
Well, primary care, but there aren't any funny acronyms for that. Too unimportant.
(Dark Lord, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 10:26, archived)

get yourself a fuhl badget hen!
it's in my profile....
( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 10:28, archived)

TAKE SOME FUCKING RESPONSIBILITY.

( gronkpan http://bit.ly/8ANAej, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 10:21, archived)

ALWAYS FUCK RESPONSIBLY
for avoidance of bad aids
( mutster101 fell over, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 10:29, archived)

ooooh nice
filesize - tick
hummus - tick
quool - tick

welcome to b3ta. pull up a chair, shop a kitten, then prepare for your inaugurial bumming
( mutster101 fell over, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 10:12, archived)

Cocking hell!
filesize, check!

Hummus! Check!

Funny! FECK YEAH!

ahhh . . . it's not shopped, you just photoed it . . . C];0D

Woo! and Welcome! That's fab!


( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - Jaffa cakes only 500 calories per box - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 10:12, archived)

On a Tuesday...
...that's a Goddam miracle!

I, too, welcome the new person. Pull up a kitten, etc.
( Doctor When And The World Of Tomorrow, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 10:15, archived)

thanks...
glad to be here.
(Mallet Mallet, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 10:28, archived)

that's a great first picture,
woooooooooo!
( Sunshine Elephant, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 10:12, archived)

AWESOME!

( gronkpan http://bit.ly/8ANAej, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 10:12, archived)

hahaha!
best first post I've seen in a while, good stuff!

Kitten a push-pop, you'll never leaf.
( Fishcat Good morning, that's a nice tnetennba, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 10:14, archived)

Welcome!
Good first post!
( Evilscary 40% Evil, 60% Scary, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 10:17, archived)

great
first post sir.
( bovine www.richardtingley.co.uk, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 10:17, archived)

GREAT STUFF!!
looks like it may be a good tuesday!
( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 10:19, archived)

Great, now you've jinxed it!

( NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Tue 27 Nov 2007, 10:21, archived)

BWAHAHAHAHA!!
i need an excuse to try my new flame thrower out!
( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 10:23, archived)

Wooo...
Nice one!

And welcome...
( Wobbly Bloke - FIVE DAY WEEKEND - FTW - on, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 10:22, archived)

Superb!

( NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Tue 27 Nov 2007, 10:25, archived)

Welcome.

( Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 10:26, archived)

oooh, domo camel toe

( mutster101 fell over, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 10:30, archived)

:)
nice one
( mutated monty, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 10:28, archived)

( A Vagabond his uzi weighs a ton, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 10:29, archived)

:D

( - D - Let it Beard, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 10:34, archived)

This deserves a

and a *click*
( rhebus ac201fd270c3b96beab24f2829780ab2, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 10:42, archived)

Great
but can you live up to your own standards now. Can you? CAN YOU!?

Probably.
( durbster durbster.co.uk, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 13:32, archived)