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# haha!!
'nings pretty cock!
whats this about your passport then?
(, Mon 24 Dec 2007, 10:39, archived)
# hey cuddles
I can't tell you that yet, I need to let the drama go on for a wee while
(, Mon 24 Dec 2007, 10:41, archived)
# awww!
*waits for next weeks exciting episode*
(, Mon 24 Dec 2007, 10:43, archived)
# It's shite.
I would've loved to bash you as well :(
(, Mon 24 Dec 2007, 10:49, archived)
# *sobs*
and i would've loved letting you.... =(
(, Mon 24 Dec 2007, 10:50, archived)
# don't tell me they're letting you have it back?
lock up ya daughters, sons, grannies, dogs, giant african land snails.
(, Mon 24 Dec 2007, 10:46, archived)
# Lock 'em up
Cos I'm in there with 'em!

You havent lived until you've had a giant african land snail glide slowly and purposefully between your arsecheeks.
(, Mon 24 Dec 2007, 10:50, archived)
# what about a normal graden snail?
(, Mon 24 Dec 2007, 10:51, archived)
# They have problems with the sweat salt.
(, Mon 24 Dec 2007, 10:52, archived)
# hmmm...
i suppose i could..... bathe...





nah.
(, Mon 24 Dec 2007, 10:53, archived)
# for you perhaps
some of us require a cavity only a slightly larger shell can afford.
(, Mon 24 Dec 2007, 10:53, archived)
# oooh hark at quantum singularity arse over here
:D
(, Mon 24 Dec 2007, 10:54, archived)
# pffft!
(, Mon 24 Dec 2007, 10:56, archived)
# hahaha!!
well my arse IS a tight little package...
(, Mon 24 Dec 2007, 10:54, archived)
# oh stop teasing me
Just cos you know I can't go and you think you're safe

Maybe I CAN go and it's all a ruse to be a surprise guest?

mwuhahahaha...
(, Mon 24 Dec 2007, 10:56, archived)
# *fears*
*lubes*
(, Mon 24 Dec 2007, 10:57, archived)