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[challenge entry] Something non-infammatory?


OMGWTF This just in...

And I thought I was being satirical.

From the Maps! challenge. See all 308 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 20 Jan 2008, 19:08, archived)
# hahaha, this wins
*clicketty click*
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Sun 20 Jan 2008, 19:10, archived)
# mmm..... satire
it tastes nice.
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 19:10, archived)
# where's your panto?
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 20 Jan 2008, 19:15, archived)
# not really in a panto... i lied
however, last year I worked at a theatre and i got into a fight with the chap playing Dandini cos he was being a nasty dirty old man and trying to take advantage of one of my friends. Upshot was i got fired and he had to go on stage the next day with a black eye.
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 19:24, archived)
# That's about right
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 19:11, archived)
# very good
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 19:12, archived)
# i have a question
why is it that when someone points out that Israel acts like a psychopathic school bully that they always get accused of being antisemitic?
(gobbledegook blurs the line between lurking and stalking, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 19:14, archived)
# Persecution complex
It makes the accuser sound like the baddy.
The only way to peace is to send in the troops.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 19:20, archived)
# Hahaha Ferrets!!
This for Middle-Eastern peace!

(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 19:27, archived)
# i'm pretty sure
this was bush's first plan to sort it all out.
UN ferrets

edit: loving the P90-Sd SMG that lil guys packing
(gobbledegook blurs the line between lurking and stalking, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 19:31, archived)
# Hahaha
Skillfully trained in snow-warfare to boot

The guy is a GENIUS!
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 19:38, archived)
# obviously snow warfare
bush said its very important in the middle-east to have elite-snow-commando-UN-ferrets

woot!
(gobbledegook blurs the line between lurking and stalking, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 19:41, archived)
#
afp.google.com/article/ALeqM5huPkYk4bGVvo1Sa1tWeH-tgENiFw
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 19:46, archived)
# wow
thats unexpected news
(gobbledegook blurs the line between lurking and stalking, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 19:48, archived)
# I've got some news for you
about John Peel, the Pope and a whale in the Thames.


At Heathrow.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 20 Jan 2008, 19:49, archived)
# Curious when you condemn the other side for doing stuff like firing missiles into Israel on a daily basis or sending in suicide bombers you are in the same measure apparently a 'right wing' Daily Mail columnist
They're as bad as each other if you ask me, one day both sides might realize being bellicose and violent has got everyone utterly nowhere over the years, other than a lot of pain
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 19:24, archived)
# ^this
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 19:28, archived)
# It's the nature of humans
They can't evolve much any more (gene pool too massive) so they're stuck with animal instincts with a thin veneer of civilisation.
Net result : Idiots fighting idiots, with non-idiots trapped in the middle.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 19:32, archived)
# I think b3th rather hits this on the head
above^
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 19:36, archived)
# where's your panto?
I don't get it
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 19:48, archived)
# yeah
they've had over 1000 years i'd of thought it'd take less time than that meself
(gobbledegook blurs the line between lurking and stalking, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 19:33, archived)
# It has a lot to do with the Israeli war attitude, I think

The sly buggers see the media war and imagery as as least as important as actual fighting
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 19:40, archived)
# Those sly Jews
always manipulating the media.

*Insert obligatory 'couldn't give a shit about either side' disclaimer here*
(timewasterboy now with added wastage, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 16:08, archived)
# because
They usually are.

I suppose they might make a proportionally huge fuss about the hugely worse regimes in this world.

They might balance their criticism with a look at the actions of Iran, Syria, Saudi etc.

They might qualify their criticism of Israel by looking at the context and by seeing that Israel is a tiny state the size of Wales, surrounded by a continent-sized landmass of people who want to erase their country from the map, and a bunch of loopy death cult extremists who are hell bent on total random murder of Israeli civilians.

They might note that this death cult has "kill the Jews" written into their official covenant and that this death cult forms the Palestinian government.

They might note that Israel is at war for its survival and that many other countries (ourselves included) are at war a) without immediate threat and b) without being branded "psychopaths".

They might do all that. But they don't. So unless their venal prejudiuce against Israel is based on their hatred of Israel's national flag design, I'd guess it MIGHT be something to do with it's status as the world's only "Jewish" state.
(clut, Thu 24 Jan 2008, 20:11, archived)
# Arf!
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! Fluffy elephants, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 19:13, archived)
# So where were you hiding
during the elephants image challenge? :)
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 19:22, archived)
# when was there an elephants challange?
(gobbledegook blurs the line between lurking and stalking, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 20:05, archived)
# shouldn't that be peace or more war?
(gobbledegook blurs the line between lurking and stalking, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 19:34, archived)
# This isn't war
this is a dispute over land
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 20 Jan 2008, 19:36, archived)
# muwahhahhahah
 
I like that, a lot.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 20:14, archived)
# Political Satire on B3TA
And if you stand a long way away from it, it looks like a giant penis as well!

**clicky click**
(I helped save b3ta! ousgg is not seeking approval, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 12:45, archived)
# wierd
It's really odd that everyone calls for Israel and ONLY Israel to give up land to create Palestine.

Perhaps nobody realises that over half the region that we in the West called "Palestine" is now in Syria, Lebanon & Jordan.



Or that when the whole Bilad-al-Shem region was carved up, 96% of it went to Arabs. Or that the Arabs who fled Israel only started calling themselves "Palestinians" in the mid-60's. Or that an equal number of Jews were kicked out of the surrounding Arab countries. Or that Israel voluntarily gave up Gaza to see whether the Palestinians could use the opportunity to head towards peace. Or that the first thing they did after this measure of trust, was elect a bunch of suicide bombers as their government. Or that this government has "kill the jews" explicitly stated in their covenant. Or that every day they launch rockets at Israel from Gaza simply because the security wall stops them getting in to Israel to blow up buses, discos, restaurants and shops. Still - I'm sure everyone is right and that it's all Israel's fault and that nobody on the left has taken sides simply becaue they hate Jews. Yes..that'll be it.

(clut, Thu 24 Jan 2008, 19:33, archived)
# No-one is saying that it's all israels fault
but you seem to be saying it's all the arab's fault.

Who is the hater here?
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 16:32, archived)
# You don't think
that maybe Britain, France and other Western countries have some responsibility here?
(Emily Bruce-Dickinson http://jovialfellow.blogspot.com/, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 4:19, archived)
# clut my dear
You are very, very correct.

I do disagree that the irrationally disproportionate criticism of Israel is due to anti-Semitism though, I find that the majority is born of complete ignorance.

End of the day, who you side with is all about whether you support the country (that isn't actually even a country) run by terrorists with "Kill the Jews" in their covenant and the backing of a continent's worth of Arabic nations who've proved their hatred of Jews consistently; or the only true democracy in the Middle East that has strict impositions only because its survival is in constant jeopardy.

As for the "Jews manipulating the media" shite: don't make me laugh. Apart from the issue of that being based on an anti-semitic stereotype, it's also complete bullshit as the media (especially the BBC) has been found to have been heavily biased towards Palestinian interests in independent investigations.
www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/live/articles/news/news.html?in_article_id=451138&in_page_id=1770
www.bbcwatch.co.uk/
(Adamish Time of death, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 21:40, archived)