because..
.. i'm actually quite proud of it.



From the Wrong Man For The Job challenge. See all 405 entries (closed)

( deshnoodle agonising over sig files since 1995, Wed 23 Jan 2008, 21:36, archived)

nice shoppery
not exactly topical mind you
(gobbledegook blurs the line between lurking and stalking, Wed 23 Jan 2008, 21:37, archived)

What?
The strike is over!??! Fuck. I've been sat down here doing nothing for years.
( Collatallie Sisters, Wed 23 Jan 2008, 21:38, archived)

sorry to tell you but the union caved.
i've got some bad news regarding the middle east as well..
(gobbledegook blurs the line between lurking and stalking, Wed 23 Jan 2008, 21:39, archived)

Don't forget Thames, Peel, Whale, Pope, Cutty

( M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 23 Jan 2008, 21:41, archived)

well poor fuckers been at the bottom of a disused coal mine for the last 24 years
lets not overload them with information
(gobbledegook blurs the line between lurking and stalking, Wed 23 Jan 2008, 21:48, archived)

i dunno
news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/3304767.stm

nice work deshnoodle.
( god save the queen hardly ever original, Wed 23 Jan 2008, 21:41, archived)

*clicks*
Woo Yay
( Jahled So boring, you'll pass out saying my name, Wed 23 Jan 2008, 21:37, archived)

Scargill would turn in his grave*
*may/may not be dead yet.
(Bramo HOSKINS HOSKINS HOSKINS HOSKINS HOSKINS HOSKINS, Wed 23 Jan 2008, 21:37, archived)

How would you tell?
He's officially still alive.
(And woo to pic)
( Tribs is out of chocolate on, Wed 23 Jan 2008, 21:38, archived)

Call Time Team?

(Bramo HOSKINS HOSKINS HOSKINS HOSKINS HOSKINS HOSKINS, Wed 23 Jan 2008, 21:41, archived)

when thatcher dies on her grave i will write
history shall not survay
a nobler grave than this
here lie the bones of thatcher
stop traveller
and piss

_{super magic bonus points if you can name the poet i've sort of nicked this from'}
(gobbledegook blurs the line between lurking and stalking, Wed 23 Jan 2008, 21:42, archived)

Byron

( M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 23 Jan 2008, 21:47, archived)

ok, Bryon wrote it though

( M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 23 Jan 2008, 21:48, archived)

winner
heres a black asterisk to celebrate

*
(gobbledegook blurs the line between lurking and stalking, Wed 23 Jan 2008, 21:51, archived)

woot!
give it to the bitch! fecking milk-snatcher!
( Smash Monkey it's a bitch convincing people to like you, Wed 23 Jan 2008, 21:37, archived)

Thoughtful and skillfull!
I say this wins so far.
( the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Wed 23 Jan 2008, 21:38, archived)

very good
depth
(shinigawa thinks everything is just one big joke, Wed 23 Jan 2008, 21:38, archived)

excellent

( HappyToast sorted on, Wed 23 Jan 2008, 21:39, archived)

i wish she would hurry up and die, fucking old bitch !
* will be pissing on her grave *
( amoebaboy is polishing the buddah, Wed 23 Jan 2008, 21:40, archived)

* prescribes sleeping pills *
:)
( Collatallie Sisters, Wed 23 Jan 2008, 21:41, archived)

the very mention of her name gives me seething rage

( amoebaboy is polishing the buddah, Wed 23 Jan 2008, 21:43, archived)

as it should.
when she dies, i shall set up a stall outside the cemetery, selling tap shoes. i shall be rich by the end of the day.
( Smash Monkey it's a bitch convincing people to like you, Wed 23 Jan 2008, 21:46, archived)

supposedly one shouldn't celebrate death
but there are a load of KILLER indie tunes that have been written especially for the celebration disco.
( deshnoodle agonising over sig files since 1995, Wed 23 Jan 2008, 21:46, archived)

lets all hope its not long then
it should liven up the music biz a bit
( amoebaboy is polishing the buddah, Wed 23 Jan 2008, 21:50, archived)

Class!

( Afinkawan, Wed 23 Jan 2008, 22:07, archived)

I'm not British
but.. is that Margaret Thatcher ?
(ArchNemesis :(){ :|:& };:, Wed 23 Jan 2008, 22:46, archived)

yes
yes it is. she looks sad.
( deshnoodle agonising over sig files since 1995, Wed 23 Jan 2008, 22:58, archived)