That's no way to run a job centre...

( monkeon schmonkeon, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 14:23, archived)

tee hee
:D
(daveiscoolyeah Hate something, change something..., Fri 25 Jan 2008, 14:23, archived)

HAHAHAHAHA
if this doesn't get fp'd I'll eat my own trousers.
( hexachordal oh god is that an octopus in her vagina oh god, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 14:23, archived)

well...


bah, m'server appears to be borked
( Wasp Box Oh London, you fucking idiots!, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 14:27, archived)

hahaha
DEM JUST KEEPS ON COMIN'

right from the very first copulating polar bear.
( hexachordal oh god is that an octopus in her vagina oh god, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 14:28, archived)

spot on

(daveiscoolyeah Hate something, change something..., Fri 25 Jan 2008, 14:29, archived)

lol

( Dr. KittyVomit Sweating like Rose West at the inquest, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 14:29, archived)

oh, can you all see it then?
That means work has blocked my fucking website the cunts!

what next, b3ta?
( Wasp Box Oh London, you fucking idiots!, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 14:33, archived)

Borked - I love that word...

Ref: Borked
"To have totally fucked something up. Usually by doing something stupid. Specifically used to describe technology that is broken."

Example 1.... I totally borked my machine viewing b3ta.

Example 2.... "I can't come over at the moment...my car is borked".

¬?_ -- my hat is borked
( Wobbly Bloke is putting the "Rain" in Birdbrain, on, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 14:38, archived)

I'm listening to The Sugarcubes at the moment
My stereo is bjorked.
( Heffrey wants to show you his wood at smilemoon.etsy.com, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 14:45, archived)

Check out "b3ta" on Urban Dictionary...

b3ta

"A website filled to the brim with adults with the minds of children. Some of these "kidults" are quite talented artists, and should be out selling their wares, but instead waste their efforts creating a masterpiece then scribbling a giant penis on it and calling everyone "gay".

Though the "b3ta mindset" is easy to slip into, it is generally a bad idea; you will end up finding humour in things most normal people have long abandoned for a more mature attitude."

A typical discussion about an image on b3ta:

Jack: "LOL! A COCK! How original!"

Jill: "No it's not"

Jack: "LOL! COCK!"

etc...
( Wobbly Bloke is putting the "Rain" in Birdbrain, on, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 15:08, archived)

as if by magic
his dole cheque appears
( gfreeman http://twiglet.myminicity.com/, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 14:24, archived)

haha, great

( mongychops, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 14:25, archived)

hahaha

( Wasp Box Oh London, you fucking idiots!, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 14:25, archived)

Hahah!
Benn FTW!
( Mstandot Now has a Wii, and is RAWKIN' OUT badly!, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 14:25, archived)

any Wow users here?

( Earl Otterby was lost in Jeff Lynne's beard, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 14:26, archived)

pffft
yes.

Not me though.
( hexachordal oh god is that an octopus in her vagina oh god, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 14:28, archived)

Wow?

* Wanky Old Webnet?
( Wobbly Bloke is putting the "Rain" in Birdbrain, on, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 14:34, archived)

brilliant !

( Dr. KittyVomit Sweating like Rose West at the inquest, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 14:27, archived)

Accountant? Don't do it mate, it's not worth it
and where's my bowler hat?
(Colonel Dracula Is more of buzz kill than Buzz Killington, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 14:28, archived)

A ha ha ha
Magic.
( bovine www.richardtingley.co.uk, visit or I kill you, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 14:31, archived)

[hahah....
..all kinds of good!]
(DrZaarlon "Kick Her Cock Off !!!1!", Fri 25 Jan 2008, 14:54, archived)

Mr Benn didn't live in Birmingham.
He lived in Putney.

/pedant
(Lambkin, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 9:15, archived)