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[challenge entry] A cautionary tale

(I helped save b3ta! grey kid ...if it rhymes, I can cause trouble in it, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 18:42, archived)
# hahaha!~

(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential raindrops on roses, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 18:43, archived)
# bin
dun
(Richy_T is back on two wheels, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 18:43, archived)
# tas it?
i didn't see... i saw a pylon eating a sheep but not turning into nylon
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG .co.uk : GET OUT OF MY ROWBOAT ,_, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 18:46, archived)
# yeah
this is like one of the oldest jokes ever.
(I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup wants to touch your mum, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 17:55, archived)
# hahaha!
FP NOW!
(I helped save b3ta! head-doctor thinks badger sex is overated, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 18:43, archived)
# Mary had a little bike
she rode it on the grass
every time the wheel turned round
a spoke went up her ass
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul http://www.sambennallick.co.uk/, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 19:18, archived)
# Arse.

(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody, Sun 3 Feb 2008, 1:59, archived)
# :D

(I helped save b3ta! planearm, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 18:44, archived)
# woo yea mother hubbard!
does anyone have a pylon nearby?
you can stick fluorescent tubes in the ground around them and they light up - cool huh?
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG .co.uk : GET OUT OF MY ROWBOAT ,_, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 18:44, archived)
# I've got a pylon in my back garden.

(I helped save b3ta! head-doctor thinks badger sex is overated, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 18:45, archived)
# cool

(I helped save b3ta! SkUG .co.uk : GET OUT OF MY ROWBOAT ,_, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 18:46, archived)
# Well... I say pylon, it's more of a lawn.

(I helped save b3ta! head-doctor thinks badger sex is overated, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 18:47, archived)
# with fancy grass?
i paved mine :)
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG .co.uk : GET OUT OF MY ROWBOAT ,_, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 18:52, archived)
# Well... I say lawn...

(I helped save b3ta! head-doctor thinks badger sex is overated, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 18:53, archived)
# more of a Dual Carrageway.

(monkdagola has seen regret and wishes he hadn't, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 18:55, archived)
# more of a cemetary.

(I helped save b3ta! head-doctor thinks badger sex is overated, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 18:58, archived)
# Was it one before you moved there?

(I helped save b3ta! Tribs Buy things! http://www.quizzicaldinosaur.co.uk/, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 19:01, archived)
# Yes, it was an Indian cemetary.

(I helped save b3ta! head-doctor thinks badger sex is overated, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 19:02, archived)
# i nearly bought a house with a graveyard in the back garden
but there was a stream on the land, and i don't like streams so i didn't buy it
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG .co.uk : GET OUT OF MY ROWBOAT ,_, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 19:16, archived)
# Is that true?
I want it to be
(I helped save b3ta! Furness Better than a bowl of sloppy sick, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 19:43, archived)
# i believe so

(I helped save b3ta! SkUG .co.uk : GET OUT OF MY ROWBOAT ,_, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 20:12, archived)
# Sciance !
Woo l !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin . . . Come part mental eyes . . ., Sat 2 Feb 2008, 18:46, archived)
# haha
fantastic!
(I helped save b3ta! tweeny .deviantart.com, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 18:50, archived)
# Spurts
mouthful of Rioja..!
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum Like being crushed by a jellyfish; only pleasanter, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 18:52, archived)
# ahahahaha

(asciifaceofbob doesn't have to work to be mad here on, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 18:54, archived)
# it almost looks like
he's holding the wrists of someone who has their arms wrapped around him from behind
(I helped save b3ta! Agent Muu http://www.b3ta.com/links/187129, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 18:56, archived)
# Or
Taking off some comedy hands.
(Bramo ITS A TRAP!, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 18:57, archived)
# I see it too
:)
(asciifaceofbob doesn't have to work to be mad here on, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 18:57, archived)
# Or two, two finger dildo hands.

(monkdagola has seen regret and wishes he hadn't, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 18:57, archived)
# can you imagine jesus coming at you, waving the "shocker" with both hands threateningly?

(I helped save b3ta! Agent Muu http://www.b3ta.com/links/187129, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 19:00, archived)
# Imagine!

(monkdagola has seen regret and wishes he hadn't, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 19:02, archived)
# i am

(I helped save b3ta! Tom O'Bedlam just got a First in one of his modules!, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 19:26, archived)
# Hand Jive !

(I helped save b3ta! Valin . . . Come part mental eyes . . ., Sat 2 Feb 2008, 19:02, archived)
# wooo

(asciifaceofbob doesn't have to work to be mad here on, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 19:19, archived)
# Why has the cancan music just popped into my head?

(I helped save b3ta! riverghost , like Spaceghost but wetter, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 19:22, archived)
# Hooray!
Cheaper clothes for all!
(monkdagola has seen regret and wishes he hadn't, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 18:56, archived)
# The best thing.

(I helped save b3ta! Comma, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 18:59, archived)
# Crikey, hello you.
Ain't seen you in aaaaaaaaages.
(I helped save b3ta! grey kid ...if it rhymes, I can cause trouble in it, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 19:02, archived)
# TEH SANS! TEH SANS!

(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 went to Thomas Land!, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 19:04, archived)
# It's 'chalkboard'
;)
(I helped save b3ta! grey kid ...if it rhymes, I can cause trouble in it, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 19:32, archived)
# oh yes !
this is the good stuff (:
(I helped save b3ta! amon - hooray :D, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 19:07, archived)
# Hahaha
Lamp looked so happy and content in the first panel
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Blam blam k'paw, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 19:09, archived)
# woo!

(I helped save b3ta! Tom O'Bedlam just got a First in one of his modules!, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 19:24, archived)
#

(meccadave thought it was a fart, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 20:31, archived)
# hehehehe!
*click
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen will be spraying hostas with garlic soup, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 19:49, archived)
# Brilliant!
:D
(H.P. < no, it's not Helwett Packward, but it coud be =], Sat 2 Feb 2008, 20:11, archived)
# Hehe
that was one of my favourite rhymes when I was a kid :)
(I helped save b3ta! durbster really should update his website, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 23:51, archived)
# Hahahahaha
Smashing! Reminds me of my Uncle John telling me this when I was about 6.....

Mary had a little lamb,
she sat it on the bunker,
a bit of coal
went up it's hole
and parylized it's plunker!
(I helped save b3ta! baw__bag last used an unnecessary comma on, Sun 3 Feb 2008, 3:57, archived)
# Ahhh... Relatives and their rhymes.
When I was about 10 my dad gave me this little ditty:

*****************************

As I awoke one morning I had a lovely thrill,
For I espied a sparrow upon my windowsill.
And as he sung so sweetly I crept out of my bed,
And slowly closed the window and crushed his fucking head.

*****************************

This poem appears in my brain every time I hear a bird singing from my bedroom.

Adults can be such cnuts sometimes...
(Audioduck Dah-Dah-Dahhh, Dah-Dahhhh (Logs on...), Sun 3 Feb 2008, 8:10, archived)
# That joke came out of the Ark
along with

Mary had a little lamb
She took it up to Reading
She tied it to a lamppost
And kicked its f***ing head in.
(rogerzilla, Sun 3 Feb 2008, 8:05, archived)
# Yet another
Mary had a little lamb,
She kept it in a bucket.
Every time the lamb got out,
The bulldog tried to put it back in again.
(egg1, Sun 3 Feb 2008, 8:54, archived)
# :D
its like music to the ears.
(oobelman, Sun 3 Feb 2008, 13:40, archived)
# Remembered another one
Mary had a little lamb
A lobster and some prunes
A glass of wine, a piece of tart
And a plate of macaroons

She also had three large cream cakes
And a portion of cod's roe
And when they carried Mary out
Her face was white as snow


Not funny, but sounds tasty!
(egg1, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 13:36, archived)
# Pedant:
Volts go Across things, amps go up things
(I helped save b3ta! knickers would like to chat to a nephrologist please, Sun 3 Feb 2008, 10:40, archived)
# Pedant:
across
(ACuntLikeYou I'm hated for loving, Sun 3 Feb 2008, 12:00, archived)
# uberpedant
In the UK it's more likely to be 132, 275 or 400KV, not 10KV
(I helped save b3ta! parttimedogfish on PS3 - add me!, Sun 3 Feb 2008, 13:43, archived)
# lmao
now that's how they make nylon o.0
(H.P. < no, it's not Helwett Packward, but it coud be =], Sun 3 Feb 2008, 16:34, archived)
# Another one..
Mary had a little lamb
She knew it couldn't swim
So she took it to the swimming baths
And kicked the f***er in!

or..

Mary had a little lamb
And his name was Ralph
Now he's burning in the field
Because of foot and mouth

or..

Mary had a little lamb
She thought that it was silly
She threw it up into the air
And caught it by its ears.
(gamefanatic666 is currently loving Hairspray very muchly, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 22:14, archived)