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[challenge entry] buuuu beee biiiiiii beeee biiiiiii BZZZZZZZZZ

From the Animal Instruments challenge. See all 221 entries (closed)

(, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 13:08, archived)
# Konnie?
(, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 13:10, archived)
# someone's got a sharp eye!
(, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 13:12, archived)
# *rubs eye*
*handybleedytime*
(, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 13:14, archived)
# the fucking cruel bitches
let him go you cunts.

i fucking hate konnie, how she survived 10 years on blue peter i'll never know.
(, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 13:15, archived)
# It's terrible these days, like Saturday Superstore
without helmet hair DJ Mike Read. Sarah Greene was lovely though. I'll never forgive Mike Smith for marrying her.

And now they're ditching Grange Hill! Fucks sake.
(, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 13:25, archived)
# There is no Byker.
Kids TV became shit long ago.
(, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 13:26, archived)
# Last night they were talking about a BBC channel
for teenagers. I can't imagine anything worse.
(, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 13:27, archived)
# Fucking Skins.
Teenagers watch that, don't they? Wankers.
(, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 13:28, archived)
# Some kind of soft core porn channel?
(, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 13:29, archived)
# I was watching a 21st Century Girl's Guide to Sex a few days ago.
There was vulva and all sorts. And sexytiem. And internal cameras. And a money shot.
(, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 13:30, archived)
# This is exactly what Britain's teenagers want to see.
(, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 13:32, archived)
# I quite enjoyed it.
(, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 13:35, archived)
# That doesn't surprise me.
(, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 13:37, archived)
# No, just some programming that is wholly embarrasing to teenagers
and useless to everyone else. It will make you want to kill your television.
(, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 13:32, archived)
# Like that Sex With Mum and Dad
thing. What good can come of it? Exactly.
(, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 13:33, archived)
# ^this
without a doubt
(, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 13:31, archived)
# i love konnie.
i really really do.

EDIT: oh dear.....i really didn't want to stagger across this ite, looks a little creepy zip.to/konniehuq

EDIT2: but this, i did want to find www.youtube.com/watch?v=qCp7LH-TvJc
(, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 13:13, archived)
# Everyone does.
She really reminds me of my best mate from primary school.
(, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 13:14, archived)
# your best mate was a tv presenter at a primary school?
*mind boggle*
(, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 13:19, archived)
# No, but she does look a bit like her.
Except less brown.
(, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 13:19, archived)
# ...and a nicer font?
(, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 13:27, archived)
# Silly Heffrey
Huq is not church.
(, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 13:27, archived)
# Good morning, Captain.
Sorry, I was just chiselling the crusties out of my eyes, so I may have posted out of context.

: )
(, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 13:30, archived)
# :D
(, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 13:31, archived)
# avoid teh pop ups!!
(, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 13:23, archived)
# LET HIM GO YOU COWS!!
run simon RUN!!
(, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 13:11, archived)
# lucky old simon, eh?
(, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 13:11, archived)