Sorry I think I misread the compo!

( riverghost http://www.b3ta.com/links/208153, Sat 9 Feb 2008, 14:49, archived)

STAY BACK! SHE'S GONNA BLOW!

( mutster101 has lost his jaw :op, Sat 9 Feb 2008, 14:52, archived)

I made sure it was a pressure gauge:P

( riverghost http://www.b3ta.com/links/208153, Sat 9 Feb 2008, 14:52, archived)

hahahahahaha!
you're heading for a....

wait for it.....

cat-arse-trophy!
( Smash Monkey holy crip, he's a crapple!, Sat 9 Feb 2008, 14:55, archived)

*finds nuber one spanging pan*
*spangs*
( riverghost http://www.b3ta.com/links/208153, Sat 9 Feb 2008, 15:01, archived)

ha!
i am wearing my face-side anti-spang airbag!
( Smash Monkey holy crip, he's a crapple!, Sat 9 Feb 2008, 15:04, archived)

That's OK
I was using a number one spanging pan with anti face-side anti-spang airbag features™
( riverghost http://www.b3ta.com/links/208153, Sat 9 Feb 2008, 15:07, archived)

damn!
that must be why my face feels like i've been rubbing it against jade goody's intellect!
( Smash Monkey holy crip, he's a crapple!, Sat 9 Feb 2008, 15:10, archived)

That caused me actual physical pain

( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 9 Feb 2008, 15:01, archived)

then my work here is done

( Smash Monkey holy crip, he's a crapple!, Sat 9 Feb 2008, 15:03, archived)

nice.

( KittyVomit I love you so much I can't shit, Sat 9 Feb 2008, 14:57, archived)

'ningles matey
What ya up to today? I've got the play to myself as it's Waitangi Day and all my guests are out on the Circle Line pub crawl.
( riverghost http://www.b3ta.com/links/208153, Sat 9 Feb 2008, 15:09, archived)

sod all a ever. it's an exciting life. :D

( KittyVomit I love you so much I can't shit, Sat 9 Feb 2008, 15:11, archived)

I'm doing sod all too,
but with added roast lamb.
( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 9 Feb 2008, 15:12, archived)

curse you!
*jealouses*

i love roast lamb...
( Smash Monkey holy crip, he's a crapple!, Sat 9 Feb 2008, 15:14, archived)

I got a couple of little shoulders for £3 from the market.
Bargain. I shall feast for days.
( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 9 Feb 2008, 15:18, archived)

gah!
i shall be dining on a solitary ham and mayo sammidge, due to dietiness :(

EDIT: bugger, gotta go, later guys!
( Smash Monkey holy crip, he's a crapple!, Sat 9 Feb 2008, 15:20, archived)

Have chips with that

( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 9 Feb 2008, 15:23, archived)

Dammit you're from Brighton!
You should be out oggling gay guys!
( riverghost http://www.b3ta.com/links/208153, Sat 9 Feb 2008, 15:19, archived)

haha, thats boring.
brighton is boring and i can't be arsed to alk the 2 miles to town just to look at poofs.
( KittyVomit I love you so much I can't shit, Sat 9 Feb 2008, 15:21, archived)

I hear that peeps with an Aussie accent have no problems getting laid down there.:P

( riverghost http://www.b3ta.com/links/208153, Sat 9 Feb 2008, 15:34, archived)

MEOW! IT'S BUMTIME!!!!

( Cockweasle I'm a owle, Sat 9 Feb 2008, 17:37, archived)