ha!
i am wearing my face-side anti-spang airbag!
( Smash Monkey is back on b3ta till december 13th, Sat 9 Feb 2008, 15:04, archived)

That's OK
I was using a number one spanging pan with anti face-side anti-spang airbag features™
( riverghost loves brussel sprouts, Sat 9 Feb 2008, 15:07, archived)

damn!
that must be why my face feels like i've been rubbing it against jade goody's intellect!
( Smash Monkey is back on b3ta till december 13th, Sat 9 Feb 2008, 15:10, archived)